Funny, but what a fuckin' loser. He can't hit it for a few hours and then play CS? Sad fact is, judging by the way the girl talked, he hit it after the CS party.
[Laura] George, won't you please come back to the White House?
[George] Sorry honey, I'm riding in the presidential ROFLcopter!
[Laura] But Geoooorge, I'm horny!
[George] Oh sorry dear, put some ointment on it, maybe secret service agent Franco can help ya out. Be back tomorrow......yeehawww!