LizardKing said:
There are girls that put up with this shit and I can't find a girlfriend? Fuck this country and George Bush.
I
knew George Bush had something to do with this.
[Laura] George, won't you please come back to the White House?
[George] Sorry honey, I'm riding in the presidential ROFLcopter!
[Laura] But Geoooorge, I'm horny!
[George] Oh sorry dear, put some ointment on it, maybe secret service agent Franco can help ya out. Be back tomorrow......yeehawww!