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[Donkeypuncher]

I have a few buddies that are really afraid to approach women. On Saturday night we were at a bar and there were three chicks at the bar. One hot. One average. One below par. So my two buddies ask me if I can approach the three ladies, break the ice and introduce them afterwards. I approach all three, get them talking and laughing and then introduce my two buddies. I honestly had no plans to score but the average one was interested. I kept talking to her because like me, she was cool and funny. My two buddies weren't really saying much to the other two and those two ladies left them. Seeing this, I told the one I was talking to that it was nice chatting but I had to head back to the table. At the end of the night she came over and sat down. I got the digits for the sake of being polite and making her feel special I guess.

Yesterday she texts me on my cell asking if I'm up for dinner and a movie. IMO, she wasn't dinner or movie worthy, so I said I'm up for sex. She replied saying she's not that type of woman and I replied saying "No probs...talk to u later". She then replied asking me if I was horny and from there we exchanged a few more texts and had sex later that night.

Now this is not a a topic made for me to brag. It's made to just let guys know that if you are direct with women, you can often times times be very surprised with what they say. You have nothing to lose by approaching them and just talking.

Be more confident, funny, direct and talkative. You'll be surprised with what might just happen!

 

[Miguel]

Are you fucking insane?!

*runs away and hides*

:lol

I think we have the philosophy down...it's the execution part that holds people back.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

:lol :lol :lol

Listen up everybody...
IT'S DATING ADVICE FROM JESUS HIMSELF!

Honestly , though...good advice! Just throw caution to the wind, don't give a damn what anybody else thinks, say what you want, be cocky AND funny, and you'll get good results.

 

[Donkeypuncher]

What makes the execution part so hard? I see a lot of good looking guys that are scared to approach women and it puzzles me.

 

[Alex Anderson]

Did you snack on her boosh?

 

[Donkeypuncher]

:lol :lol :lol

Listen up everybody...
IT'S DATING ADVICE FROM JESUS HIMSELF!

:lol :lol :lol

 

[radios shipping overview]

COCKY AND FUNNY

 

[demon]

I keep picturing Jesus chatting up some chick at a bar telling her how horny he is.

 

[duderon]

Donkeypuncher

WELL?

 

[ourumov]

There are a lot of things that puzzle me a lot more than this...
For instance the fact that Jesus is on earth flirting with girls while he could attend MORE IMPORTANT THINGS !

 

[Donkeypuncher]

No, no. I never donkey punch a woman. The guy in my avatar frowns upon such things.

 

[Donkeypuncher]

There are a lot of things that puzzle me a lot more than this...
For instance the fact that Jesus is on earth flirting with girls while he could attend MORE IMPORTANT THINGS !

There are more important things beyond that?

 

[demon]

Jesus died on the cross for Cocky&Funny!

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Thread title is only true if sex is all you're after.

 

[Lathentar]

No, no. I never donkey punch a woman. The guy in my avatar frowns upon such things.

But not the one-night stand?

 

[Donkeypuncher]

Thread title is only true if sex is all you're after.

Not true at all and it's not a one night stand. We've decided to roll with it and see where it goes.

 

[Willco]

Jews killed Jesus because he was too cocky, not enough funny.

 

[demon]

Not true at all and it's not a one night stand. We've decided to roll with it and see where it goes.

Ahh...fuckbuddies?

What makes the execution part so hard? I see a lot of good looking guys that are scared to approach women and it puzzles me.

See that's the thing....guys are always told looks don't matter nearly as much to women anyways. It's why some ugly swamp-thing assholes get hot chicks. My best friend's a girl (pretty attractive too) and I recently told her about my lovelife past, or lack thereof, and while she suspected it was lacking to some degree because of my shyness, she was really surprised about it because I'm "really good looking". Maybe she just assumed I should I lots of confidence because of my looks or something. I've never been "talkative" my whole life, so it's not going to start with some hot random girls in a bar.

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Puncher, you're right. Being more direct and talkative is a good thing regardless. I just think going after sex for it's own sake is pretty lame. I'm kinda conservative that way.

 

[Donkeypuncher]

Ahh...fuckbuddies?

I guess so for now. She's cool, funny and highly skilled.

See that's the thing....guys are always told looks don't matter nearly as much to women anyways. It's why some ugly swamp-thing assholes get hot chicks. My best friend's a girl (pretty attractive too) and I recently told her about my lovelife past, or lack thereof, and while she suspected it was lacking to some degree because of my shyness, she was really surprised about it because I'm "really good looking". Maybe she just assumed I should I lots of confidence because of my looks or something. I've never been "talkative" my whole life, so it's not going to start with some hot random girls in a bar.

Start approaching less attractive females, then average ones and when that confidence level is maxed out, move on to the hotter ones.

Puncher, you're right. Being more direct and talkative is a good thing regardless. I just think going after sex for it's own sake is pretty lame. I'm kinda conservative that way.

I respect your views but rather than lie to her and lead her on ie let's date and grab a movie or dinner, I was direct with her and she even acknowledged this herself after the sex.

 

[NLB2]

RIGHT......

You can't judge from that picture. Everything is so dark.

 

[Doth Togo]

Didn't we just have this thread yesterday?

 

[whytemyke]

I find it always helps when I go into any pick-up situation looking to at least make it funny, so that if I fail miserably, I'll still have a funny story to tell my buddies when I get back to the table.

Best line was from some show on the WB, though:
guy: "Hey, can we go out sometime?"
girl: "i wouldn't go out with you if you were the last guy on earth."
guy: "If I was the last guy on Earth, you think I'd be wasting my time on YOU?"

 

[Miguel]

Didn't we just have this thread yesterday?

I believe we have multiple Cubsfans going around now. Tis a great Cocky and Funny time in the OT, monday through friday, with reruns on the weekends.

STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEKS EPISODE! Orin gets a little suprise from William J. Federman.

 

[demon]

RIGHT......

Oh no, Bogdan from the internet just shattered my whole self-image from one dark photo. What ever shall I do?

 

[whytemyke]

well, demon hit it on the head, too, by saying that girls don't really care about guys' looks as much as we think they do. i've scored hot chicks before, and I'm not that good looking. Not ugly or anything, but you get what I'm saying...

 

[Koshiro]

Cocky AND funny?! Shit man, why does it have to be so complicated?

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Yesterday she texts me on my cell asking if I'm up for dinner and a movie. IMO, she wasn't dinner or movie worthy, so I said I'm up for sex. She replied saying she's not that type of woman and I replied saying "No probs...talk to u later". She then replied asking me if I was horny and from there we exchanged a few more texts and had sex later that night.

A man after my own heart. That's what I'm talkin' about!

Take notes people!

Be more confident, funny, direct and talkative. You'll be surprised with what might just happen!

There's a downside to that tho. You'll start attracting all kinds of women like flies to sh!t. Most of them won't be all that good looking. So ration out the talking and confidence to those that you want to be up inside of eventually.

 

[3phemeral]

Oh no, Bogdan from the internet just shattered my whole self-image from one dark photo. What ever shall I do?

You will hide and never speak of this again. Ever :lol

 

[demon]

ok

 

[Donkeypuncher]

There's a downside to that tho. You'll start attracting all kinds of women like flies to sh!t. Most of them won't be all that good looking. So ration out the talking and confidence to those that you want to be up inside of eventually.

That's where my farm system comes into play. If they can't hack it in the majors, they are demoted to A, AA, or AAA ball. Some are also outright released and never play in the majors with me again.

 

[The Shadow]

 

[Donkeypuncher]

I don't understand why demon is being slagged for his looks. If I was a chick or gay, I'd do him.

 

[DCX]

Jesus died on the cross for Cocky&Funny!

:lol

DCX

 

[Justin Bailey]

You're no cubsfan.

 

[Donkeypuncher]

I'm not my buddy either. He recently landed a 57 year old grandma cougar that looked about 45.

 

[demon]

You're no cubsfan.

demon to the rescue...

I have a few buddies that are REALLY afraid
to approach women. On Saturday night we
were at a BAR and there were THREE chicks
at the bar. One hot. One average. One
BELOW par. So my two buddies ask me if
I can approach the three ladies, break the
ice and introduce them afterwards. I
approach all three, get them talking and
laughing and then introduce MY two buddies.
I honestly had NO plans to score but the
average one was interested. I kept talking
to her because like me, she was COOL and
FUNNY. My two buddies weren't really saying
much to the other two and those two ladies
LEFT THEM. Seeing this, I told the one I was
talking to that it was nice chatting but I had
to head back to THE table. At the end of the
night SHE CAME over and sat down. I got the
digits for the sake of being polite and making
her feel special I guess.

Yesterday she texts me on my cell asking if
I'm up for dinner and a movie. IMO, she wasn't
dinner or movie worthy, so I said I'm up for
SEX. She replied saying she's not THAT type of
woman and I replied saying "No probs...talk to
u later". She then replied asking me if I was
horny and from there we exchanged a few
more texts and had SEX LATER THAT night.

Now this is not a a topic made for me to brag.
It's made to just let guys know that if you are
DIRECT with women, you can often times times
be VERY surprised with what they say. You have
nothing to lose by approaching them and just talking.

Be more CONFIDENT, funny, direct and TALKATIVE.
You'll be surprised WITH what might JUST happen!

 

[Tritroid]

Now this is not a a topic made for me to brag.

Riiiight.

 

[Donkeypuncher]

Riiiight.

That would mean me making 5-6 topics and flooding this board. This topic is just to let guys know that good things can happen. Like Anthony Robbins, or Tom Vu, my testimonial is merely needed as proof.

 

[demon]

That would mean me making 5-6 topics and flooding this board. This topic is just to let guys know that good things can happen. Like Anthony Robbins, or Tom Vu, my testimonial is merely needed as proof.

Tony Robbins HUNGRY

I'm sorry, couldn't help myself.

 

[3phemeral]

ok

I was joking ^_^ Bogdan's just jealous.

 

[B-B-Bomba!]

I think a lot of it has to do with, like, not being confident? Or funny or direct? Or particularly talkative?

What was this thread about again? Oh yeah - you ...

 

[Donkeypuncher]

I get the feeling we have a couple of guys in this topic that we've all seen at the bars or clubs. You know, the ones who usually spend two hours talking to a girl, buying her drinks and when all is said and done........have done nothing. Gotten nowhere. No game.

This topic is dedicated to those guys. This topic is also an inspiration for the shy or quiet guys that are afraid to approach women.

 

[demon]

I get the feeling we have a couple of guys in this topic that we've all seen at the bars or clubs. You know, the ones who usually spend two hours talking to a girl, buying her drinks and when all is said and done........have done nothing. Gotten nowhere. No game.

This topic is dedicated to those guys. This topic is also an inspiration for the shy or quiet guys that are afraid to approach women.

I'm the latter. I don't have a problem not supplicating to girls, I've just always been "really quiet", so the thought of approaching random people and starting a conversation to them is almost alien to me.

 

[Son of Godzilla]

What the fuck? Confident, Direct, Funny, and Talkative??? I'll never remember that crap, what happened to the cocky & funny? KEEP IT SHORT

 

[demon]

What the fuck? Confident, Direct, Funny, and Talkative??? I'll never remember that crap, what happened to the cocky & funny? KEEP IT SHORT

What's so hard to remember about it? C D F T.......Cats Don't Fuck Turkeys. That's all you gotta remember, baby.

 

[Donkeypuncher]

Demon, I'd suggest you try approaching women that are with two or more friends. You'd be surprised how many women will talk to you especially because they appreciate the fact that it takes balls to walk right up to them. Even if you don't score a date etc, it is a great way for you to build confidence and in general just socialize with women. Having a second buddy with you before or after the approach always helps too.

 

[Boogie]

Jealous...pfft.

More like calling someone out who is very full of themselves but tries to be covert about it. If you think you are good looking just say it don't say your friend's say it, don't talk about how you could get girls but you just don't talk a lot Mr. Shy. Blah blah blah.

There are a lot of girls who are into the weirdo russian contract killer look.

If he was so full of himself, he wouldn't have made some of the pessimistic threads that he has.

How is it more full of himself to say that a friend told him he's attractive, than to just say it himself?

It's hardly arrogant to say that you're too shy to talk to girls.

 

[demon]

Jealous...pfft.

More like calling someone out who is very full of themselves but tries to be covert about it. If you think you are good looking just say it don't say your friend's say it, don't talk about how you could get girls but you just don't talk a lot Mr. Shy. Blah blah blah.

There are a lot of girls who are into the weirdo russian contract killer look.

:lol Whatever, bog. It wasn't the first time she made it obvious she thought I'm good looking, and she's not the first girl to act surprised about my past because of the way I look.

And yes, I know I'm good looking, and I've known that for a while. I'm also aware of the fact that, unlike girls, it takes a lot more than looks to get girls unless you look like Brad Pitt and peacock yourself on a nightly basis at clubs or where ever.

Demon, I'd suggest you try approaching women that are with two or more friends. You'd be surprised how many women will talk to you especially because they appreciate the fact that it takes balls to walk right up to them. Even if you don't score a date etc, it is a great way for you to build confidence and in general just socialize with women. Having a second buddy with you before or after the approach always helps too.

So instead of approaching one girl, approach multiple girls at once. Roger that!
Right now I'm trying to meet people through/with my friend, and even that's been kinda tought since she doesn't know many girls and we don't go out to bars as much anymore. I feel really uncomfortable being "that guy" who goes to bars by themself just to hit on girls, though.

 

[Boogie]

I feel really uncomfortable being "that guy" who goes to bars by themself just to hit on girls, though.

Quoted for personal agreement.