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Willco · Mar 5, 2005

I'm watching the Orioles/Nationals exhibition game on Comcast SportsNet. After an inning Sammy Sosa was ejected. That's right. EJECTED.

... IN SPRING TRAINING.

Apparently, he went to take the field after ending the first inning, some fan was talking shit to him and he started talking shit to the fan. The first base ump told him to stop and get back in the game, and he turned around and said something like, "Mind your own fuckin' business."

EJECTED.

... AND WHAT IS WORSE, YOU SAY?

One of Sosa's foul balls flew out of the park, into the parking lot and hit his own car!

:lol

ConfusingJazz · Mar 5, 2005

Willco said:
One of Sosa's foul balls flew out of the park, into the parking lot and hit his own car!

:lol

:lol :lol :lol

Bob White · Mar 5, 2005

The nats still suck.

Particle Physicist · Mar 5, 2005

:lol.. what are the odds.??!

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

Bob White said:
The nats still suck.

I find it funny that we haven't even played a meaningful game yet and we've already got haters and rivalries.

Go Nats!

Eminem · Mar 5, 2005

Willco said:
I'm watching the Orioles/Nationals exhibition game on Comcast SportsNet. After an inning Sammy Sosa was ejected. That's right. EJECTED.

... IN SPRING TRAINING.

Apparently, he went to take the field after ending the first inning, some fan was talking shit to him and he started talking shit to the fan. The first base ump told him to stop and get back in the game, and he turned around and said something like, "Mind your own fuckin' business."

EJECTED.

... AND WHAT IS WORSE, YOU SAY?

One of Sosa's foul balls flew out of the park, into the parking lot and hit his own car!

:lol

:lol :lol :lol :lol
This is excellent news, indeed.

Matlock · Mar 5, 2005

:lol

Haha, Sosa bitched his own car.

ConfusingJazz · Mar 5, 2005

Willco said:
I find it funny that we haven't even played a meaningful game yet and we've already got haters and rivalries.

Go Nats!

Nope, you are the expos in a different uniform, since the expos sucked, the nats suck.

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

ConfusingJazz said:
Nope, you are the expos in a different uniform, since the expos sucked, the nats suck.

Nope, we've been reborn into a completely different entity.

I am predicting an easy pennant for the Nats! Go Nats!

Cubsfan23 · Mar 5, 2005

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Fifty · Mar 5, 2005

Nationals (Nash-inols)

Nats

Nats just doesn't sound right.

Pellham · Mar 5, 2005

that's pretty funny, but what are the odds of that happening? crazy stuff

Baconäger · Mar 5, 2005

GOOD RIDDANCE! :lol

DCX · Mar 5, 2005

Bah!! I expected the car to expose some cork or something....nothing to see here laddies and gents go back to your bizness....

DCX

Birbo · Mar 5, 2005

Would've been better if it happened while he was still with the Cubs, but still funny.

Ninja Scooter · Mar 5, 2005

it'd be funny if the ball hit the trunk, causing it to open and reveal tons of steroids and syringes inside.

DCX · Mar 5, 2005

Ninja Scooter said:
it'd be funny if the ball hit the trunk, causing it to open and reveal tons of steroids and syringes inside.

Don't forget a hooker or two.

DCX

Matlock · Mar 5, 2005

And naked pictures of Barry Bostwick.

Loki · Mar 5, 2005

If it were a white guy who had hit his own car, you guys wouldn't be laughing... <rolleyes>

Shinobi · Mar 5, 2005

:lol :lol :lol

Ninja Scooter · Mar 5, 2005

Loki said:
If it were a white guy who had hit his own car, you guys wouldn't be laughing... <rolleyes>

THE BALL WAS WHITE!

Loki · Mar 5, 2005

Ninja Scooter said:
THE BALL WAS WHITE!

:O

CRACKA CONSPIRACY!!!1

Matlock · Mar 5, 2005

Loki said:
If it were a white guy who had hit his own car, you guys wouldn't be laughing... <rolleyes>

If it were Michael Jordan, we'd all be crying--because it'd be the first time he hit something on the field!

.194 still sucks, loki

Loki · Mar 5, 2005

Matlock said:
If it were Michael Jordan, we'd all be crying--because it'd be the first time he hit something on the field!

.194 still sucks, loki

That was low, Matlock...real low. : /

<crosses Matlock off Christmas list>

DMczaf · Mar 5, 2005

Matlock said:
If it were Michael Jordan, we'd all be crying--because it'd be the first time he hit something on the field!

.194 still sucks, loki

There should be a rule, no one living in Ohio has any right to talk about any pro sports athletes or teams until they actually do something besides show up on Michael Jordan or John Elway highlight films.

Eminem · Mar 5, 2005

DMczaf said:
There should be a rule, no one living in Ohio has any right to talk about any pro sports athletes or teams until they actually do something besides show up on Michael Jordan or John Elway highlight films.

:lol :lol :lol

Shinobi · Mar 5, 2005

Matlock said:
If it were Michael Jordan, we'd all be crying--because it'd be the first time he hit something on the field![/i]

:lol :lol :lol

DMczaf said:
There should be a rule, no one living in Ohio has any right to talk about any pro sports athletes or teams until they actually do something besides show up on Michael Jordan or John Elway highlight films.

:lol :lol :lol

Kuroyume · Mar 5, 2005

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=250305121

Another one for the METS... mmm

Matlock · Mar 5, 2005

DMczaf said:
There should be a rule, no one living in Ohio has any right to talk about any pro sports athletes or teams until they actually do something besides show up on Michael Jordan or John Elway highlight films.

Hey, what's that? Nevada doesn't even have a pro sports team?

DMczaf · Mar 5, 2005

Matlock said:
Hey, what's that? Nevada doesn't even have a pro sports team?

And using your logic of Lebron never losing a playoff game, Nevada has never choked in the playoffs!

Matlock · Mar 5, 2005

DMczaf said:
And using your logic of Lebron never losing a playoff game, Nevada has never choked in the playoffs!

Logic != Parody of Konex

Shinobi · Mar 5, 2005

DMczaf said:
And using your logic of Lebron never losing a playoff game, Nevada has never choked in the playoffs!

*cough* 1991 *cough*

DMczaf · Mar 5, 2005

Shinobi said:
*cough* 1991 *cough*

Wrong, tournaments != playoffs!

I win again!

Now, let's talk more about Las Vegas' Golden Child

Greg Anthony!

Willco · Mar 5, 2005

WASHINGTON NATIONALS TRIUMPH OVER BALTIMORE ORIOLES, 9-6

... Images from the day:

Sosa sulks to the dugout after striking out

Sosa whispers sweet nothings in Lee Mazzilli's ear

Sammy Sosa, man diva, throws his glove in disgust

J2 Cool · Mar 5, 2005

good news! Sosa being Sosa somewhere else. :lol :lol :lol

AstroLad · Mar 5, 2005

Sosa's just laying the groundwork for his "they've been after me since Spring Training!" explanation for his .212 average this year.

FortNinety · Mar 5, 2005

Why hasn't anyone posted a pic from that awesome game commerical a whiles back?

Outdoor Miner · Mar 6, 2005

AstroLad said:
Sosa's just laying the groundwork for his "they've been after me since Spring Training!" explanation for his .212 average this year.

:lol

Eminem · Mar 6, 2005

AstroLad said:
Sosa's just laying the groundwork for his "they've been after me since Spring Training!" explanation for his .212 average this year.

:lol :lol

he'll hit .212 with 35 HRs and 180 K's

SatelliteOfLove · Mar 6, 2005

This is golden. It's funny, just when Canseco jumps back onto the scene, we have his heir apparent living up to his legacy in flying colors. You just have to replace the ball cracking his car instead of his noggin.

Eminem · Mar 6, 2005

so does anyone at all like Sosa anymore? I think he's quite universally disliked.

cvxfreak · Mar 6, 2005

:lol:lol:lol

spliced · Mar 6, 2005

Willco said:
Sammy Sosa, man diva, throws his glove in disgust

:lol I'll have to remember that one. :lol

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