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Haha, Sammy Sosa OWNED himself!

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Willco

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I'm watching the Orioles/Nationals exhibition game on Comcast SportsNet. After an inning Sammy Sosa was ejected. That's right. EJECTED.

... IN SPRING TRAINING.

Apparently, he went to take the field after ending the first inning, some fan was talking shit to him and he started talking shit to the fan. The first base ump told him to stop and get back in the game, and he turned around and said something like, "Mind your own fuckin' business."

EJECTED.

... AND WHAT IS WORSE, YOU SAY?

One of Sosa's foul balls flew out of the park, into the parking lot and hit his own car!

:lol
 
Willco said:
I'm watching the Orioles/Nationals exhibition game on Comcast SportsNet. After an inning Sammy Sosa was ejected. That's right. EJECTED.

... IN SPRING TRAINING.

Apparently, he went to take the field after ending the first inning, some fan was talking shit to him and he started talking shit to the fan. The first base ump told him to stop and get back in the game, and he turned around and said something like, "Mind your own fuckin' business."

EJECTED.

... AND WHAT IS WORSE, YOU SAY?

One of Sosa's foul balls flew out of the park, into the parking lot and hit his own car!

:lol
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:lol :lol :lol :lol
This is excellent news, indeed.
 
Willco said:
I find it funny that we haven't even played a meaningful game yet and we've already got haters and rivalries.

Go Nats!
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Nope, you are the expos in a different uniform, since the expos sucked, the nats suck.
 
ConfusingJazz said:
Nope, you are the expos in a different uniform, since the expos sucked, the nats suck.
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Nope, we've been reborn into a completely different entity.

I am predicting an easy pennant for the Nats! Go Nats!
 
Nationals (Nash-inols)

Nats

Nats just doesn't sound right.

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Bah!! I expected the car to expose some cork or something....nothing to see here laddies and gents go back to your bizness....

DCX
 
Ninja Scooter said:
it'd be funny if the ball hit the trunk, causing it to open and reveal tons of steroids and syringes inside.
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Don't forget a hooker or two.

DCX
 
If it were a white guy who had hit his own car, you guys wouldn't be laughing... <rolleyes>


;)
 
Loki said:
If it were a white guy who had hit his own car, you guys wouldn't be laughing... <rolleyes>


;)
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If it were Michael Jordan, we'd all be crying--because it'd be the first time he hit something on the field!

.194 still sucks, loki
 
Matlock said:
If it were Michael Jordan, we'd all be crying--because it'd be the first time he hit something on the field!

.194 still sucks, loki
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That was low, Matlock...real low. : /


<crosses Matlock off Christmas list>

:D
 
Matlock said:
If it were Michael Jordan, we'd all be crying--because it'd be the first time he hit something on the field!

.194 still sucks, loki
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There should be a rule, no one living in Ohio has any right to talk about any pro sports athletes or teams until they actually do something besides show up on Michael Jordan or John Elway highlight films.
 
DMczaf said:
There should be a rule, no one living in Ohio has any right to talk about any pro sports athletes or teams until they actually do something besides show up on Michael Jordan or John Elway highlight films.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
Matlock said:
If it were Michael Jordan, we'd all be crying--because it'd be the first time he hit something on the field![/i]
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:lol :lol :lol





DMczaf said:
There should be a rule, no one living in Ohio has any right to talk about any pro sports athletes or teams until they actually do something besides show up on Michael Jordan or John Elway highlight films.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
DMczaf said:
There should be a rule, no one living in Ohio has any right to talk about any pro sports athletes or teams until they actually do something besides show up on Michael Jordan or John Elway highlight films.
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Hey, what's that? Nevada doesn't even have a pro sports team?
 
WASHINGTON NATIONALS TRIUMPH OVER BALTIMORE ORIOLES, 9-6

... Images from the day:

sosa.jpg

Sosa sulks to the dugout after striking out

sosadiva1.jpg

Sosa whispers sweet nothings in Lee Mazzilli's ear

sosadiva.jpg

Sammy Sosa, man diva, throws his glove in disgust
 
Sosa's just laying the groundwork for his "they've been after me since Spring Training!" explanation for his .212 average this year.
 
AstroLad said:
Sosa's just laying the groundwork for his "they've been after me since Spring Training!" explanation for his .212 average this year.
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:lol :lol

he'll hit .212 with 35 HRs and 180 K's
 
This is golden. It's funny, just when Canseco jumps back onto the scene, we have his heir apparent living up to his legacy in flying colors. You just have to replace the ball cracking his car instead of his noggin.
 
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