Wow, that first guy was like the first joke pic I ever saw on the internet. That's been like 15 years ago...what...the...fuck.
Also, no meta discussion plz.
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Halo |OT16| Oh Bungie, Where Art Thou?
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Wow, that first guy was like the first joke pic I ever saw on the internet. That's been like 15 years ago...what...the...fuck.
Also, no meta discussion plz.
Shut up, Heckfu.
NobleGundam
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Omg #EvilAwakens
xxjuicesxx
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Thats sooo funny.
One time he told me that he was better than me and it really made me crinkle my nose
#halogafclassic
Dongs Macabre
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Turns out Beamish became a janitor on the Infinity, and gets into misadventures with his space mop, that is secretly a Forerunner artifact.
Syphon Filter
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juices and some of yall, how come you are playing Reach?
i said that because you got banned from WAYPOINT lol
well, i like you. it's not as funny.
whatever. sorry for dragging that in here, not pertinent to anything.
xxjuicesxx
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Best active Halo ATM.
Well... I wouldn't go so far as to say Halo 3 is dead. On life support, sure, but not barren.
Syphon Filter
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How many people play Halo 3?
xxjuicesxx
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No, but it certainly aged harder (netcode and whatnot). Reach hasnt really aged at all, you just may have to wait a bit longer occasionally for a game.
Dunno havent signed onto Halo 3 lately. However I believe both Reach and H3 counters no longer record right? Someone else may know more of this.
stop being mean to me i just want you to think im cool thats why i got myself banned on waypoint
Syphon Filter
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Netcode for Halo 3 seems fine to me, still the main and only Halo game i play since it released in 2007.
Ehhh I dunno man. The one time I played Reach, half of my shots weren't landing and the grenukes and shit got to me too fast.
K
kittens
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shook my head so hard when the nyan cat jingle began
up and down, or left to right?
Syphon Filter
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Around 1 million and five hundred as of 8:11 PM according to Bungie.net
Speaking of stats,those Halo 2 Bungie stats are gone for good?
Poker Face
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xxjuicesxx
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If you all can enjoy Halo 3 then do it. I think its aged too hard, the veto system doesnt allow me to play on maps I enjoy as often as Reach where I can veto and do none of above until I get something I like. I dont have the DLC and like most of the disc maps so I have a high chance of getting something I enjoy. Coupled with the fact I have a hitscan DMR instead of a who knows whats going on BR paintbrush in molasses. Terrible framerates if more than two people use a piece of equipment at once and weird visuals to whats actually happening then by all means enjoy Halo 3.
I am playing Reach because it offers me the most enjoyment from a Halo game.
Protip tho in Reach: Pace your shots. The DMR is hitscan meaning stop blaming anyone but yourself when you miss shots. AKA adapt.
I am playing Reach because it offers me the most enjoyment from a Halo game.
Protip tho in Reach: Pace your shots. The DMR is hitscan meaning stop blaming anyone but yourself when you miss shots. AKA adapt.
ah dang gotta get that twerk video done
Syphon Filter
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Thanks. Bungie rocks! I still see my old icons and everything!
Not everyone knows you. You can't expect people to view this is a joke.
I know, I was wrong for that.
Speedy Blue Dude
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Are half of us banned from Waypoint lol? I've been banned 4 times, but not perma.
We've all posted there at some point.
bobs...onGaf
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I don't even think half of us have ever been active members on Waypoint...
Speedy Blue Dude
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I posted like once a month. I have so little posts. Got banned pretty much everytime I posted
Can't be negative on Waypoint or else you get banned lol. So Glad HaloGAF isn't like that.
FUBAR McDangles
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It was brown, red, green, and more brown and it was all over the place.
Beamish walked into the bathroom and groaned. Somebody had done their damage all over the 30th Floor portside restroom yet again. They were a serial shitter, and they pulled the same exact stunt fifteen times in the last week. Quickly after the fourth incident, Beamish went to his superiors and asked for help was was promptly laughed at and shunned from the UNSC Janitorial Corps mess hall.
Beamish vowed to teach them all and decided quickly after the seventh incident to bend and buy his own security cameras, monitors, and other tools to catch the serial shitter.
One week and eight incidents later, he was beginning to doubt if he would be able to catch the shitter at all. He or she was a very elusive and slippery shitter, and Beamish had no espionage or preventive training in the field of apprehending serial shitters.
He grabbed his mop and walked into the bathroom. Over his shoulder, out in the hall, he heard a squad of Spartan-IIIs trudge by in their heavy armor. "Come on, Crimson," one of them said. "Let's go get some chow."
Beamish hung his head. "I wish I could go eat now," he murmured. Instead, he was stuck cleaning up what would eventually be found to be over eight pounds of excrement sprayed pretty evenly all around the room.
Beamish lowered his mop and pressed it against the poo on the floor. The mop jolted in his hands and Beamish felt it grow hot in his palms. He took a step back and attempted to pull the mop with him, but it quickly began to vibrate and snapped from his hands.
The mop stood erect on the floor a few feet away. As Beamish watched, it began to glow. A brilliant flash of light burst from formerly unseen seams, and Beamish fell to the floor with a gasp.
His vision returned a few moments later and Beamish raised his hands to shield his eyes. "Wha-?" he began.
The mop stood the same as it was a few seconds earlier, but a hologram floated above it. "Human known as Beamish," it spoke in a heavy accent. "I am a Forerunner Artificial Intelligence known as Mopicant Bias. I am the last known combat effective intelligence in this sector of the galaxy and I wish to express my gratitude for your prompt revival of my primary systems."
Beamish was not trained for this. He had no idea what to do. He screamed the only word he could think of, reflecting back on the squad of Spartan-IIIs that passed 10 seconds earlier. "CWIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!"
TO BE CONTINUED
I think the only time I've posted on waypoint has been on those threads complaining about Frankie posting on GAF.
Steelyuhas
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Mayhaps
Nice avatar and yea maybe
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