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Not sure how to take this

A black New Jersey woman said her receipt contained a vulgar phrase when she ordered chicken wings from a pizzeria. Loretta Smith Layne, of Bridgeton, said she ordered the wings fried hard last month from Danny’s Pizza Pizzazz, reported WCAU-TV. But she was shocked when she received her food and examined the receipt — which contained special instructions to fry the wings “hard like a black d*ck.”

“I was very offended and upset and disrespected to get those words on a receipt,” Layne said.

The store’s owner, Danny Sommeling, told the TV station he didn’t know where the receipt came from, but Layne said she had text messages that revealed who wrote the phrase. Sommeling admitted in an apology that his son, a manager at the pizzeria, had written the vulgar phrase — which he said was “definitely not professional.”

A Jersey woman unimpressed, yesterday

 

[Rich!]

Why would you want hard chicken?

I don't get it. Unless they meant fried hard as in burnt, but I don't see how that is like a dick either. they aren't burnt.

 

[Sanjuro]

Are they always hard?

 

[Afrodium]

Looks like some highschoolers forgot that what they type into the POS system shows up on the receipt.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

*SPEC INSTRUCT*
FRIED HARD

*SPEC INSTRUCT*
LIKE A BLACK DICK

*SPEC INSTRUCT*
DICK!!!!

 

[MIMIC]

xD

 

[GalvoAg]

Fried hard?

 

[Stabby McSter]

hard chicken sounds gross

 

[komplanen]

So they were like a wet sock?

 

[zbarron]

Looks like some highschoolers forgot that what they type into the POS system shows up on the receipt.

That doesn't even look like a receipt that should have made it to the front of the house.

 

[sn00zer]

Looks like some highschoolers forgot that what they type into the POS system shows up on the receipt.

Yeah thats about it.

 

[birthday-suit]

She looks like Ms.Cleo the porn star.

Do she got ass?

 

[x-Lundz-x]

What kind of monster likes hard chicken wings?

 

[lem0n]

Chicken wings? More like Dragon wings

 

[John Kowalski]

Apropos of bad jokes.

 

[Deleted member 102362]

Sommeling admitted in an apology that his son, a manager at the pizzeria, had written the vulgar phrase — which he said was “definitely not professional.”

YA THINK?

What kind of monster likes hard chicken wings?

I've never heard of this either.

 

[BlackGoku03]

Tsk tsk. I can only imagine what my wife would say. I'm glad it wasn't her.

 

[GavinGT]

Did she mean crispy?

 

[Dyson Industries]

So they were like a wet sock?

I have no experience with black dick so I'm going to bow to your knowledge in this area.
Eye-catching thread title there, Bish.

 

[Buzzati]

Why is "black dick" always a punch line? Is it because black dicks are big and we have decided as a people that it's okay to use stereotypes that are positive?


Bro, this girl had the biggest titties, you've ever seen, bro.
How big, man?
Big like jewish brains, bro. Big Noam Chomsky, Einstein, Richard Feynman type titties.
Word?
Big-ass Isaac Asimov titties, bro!

 

[GoldenEye 007]

Goddamn South at it again.

 

[Captin Quacker]

"ain't nobody got time for that!"

 

[Grazzt]

Better than fried hard black dick.

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

I don't see why she's angry. Those were probably the best chicken wings she ever had.

 

[besada]

Not sure how to take this

You mean that's not how everyone orders their wings? Shit.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Goddamn South at it again.

so is anything below new york the south now or something

 

[jerry113]

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

Are we sure she's black? Better call Breitbart

 

[Rentahamster]

Is that the secret, unlockable difficulty level after "professional"?

 

[rtcn63]

normmcdonaldcolonelsandersshrug.gif

 

[Admiral Woofington]

so is anything below new york the south now or something

doesn't matter where it happens somebody posts a gif of bugs bunny sawing off that state.

 

[Angry Grimace]

That's just a super weird way of putting anything and a super weird way of being racist.

It doesn't even make any sense. Why would a black dick be harder than any other dicks?

 

[butzopower]

Not sure how to take this

In the mouth.


Because that's where chicken wings belong.

 

[Sou Da]

Interracial sex is the only thing that should be on anyone's mind when preparing food.

 

[rtcn63]

Interracial sex is the only thing that should be on anyone's mind when preparing food.

That kid was thinking about some mandingo party shit

 

[Gentleman Jack]

*SPEC INSTRUCT*
FRIED HARD

*SPEC INSTRUCT*
LIKE A BLACK DICK

*SPEC INSTRUCT*
DICK!!!!

What if you only want the 'DICK!!!!' option, does that cost less?

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Hard wings...does that mean super deep fried that they are super crunchy or something? Never heard of that term before (Hard fried, not the other one).

 

[The Faceless Master]

but that' actually quite soft.

 

[Arkos]

I mean we've all gotta get laid somehow

 

[Valkerionseven]

You bought food from a place with the word "Pizzaz" in it... gotta expect this kind of thing I imagine.

 

[ZiggyMoff]

I'd understand the outrage if it was roasting pork chops soggy like a white dick, but i thought frying chicken wings hard like a black dick was a standard way to cook chicken wings - its not?.

Spoiler

What a weird thing to put on a receipt.

 

[DietRob]

Well, that's something.

I'm LOLing @"not professional'

 

[Gattsu25]

That manager needs to think about the customer, not the

 

[Kozak]

You bought food from a place with the word "Pizzaz" in it... gotta expect this kind of thing I imagine.

C'mon lets not shit up a place based on an unfortunate incident

I hope this doesn't result in the internet deciding to take action into their own hands....

 

[fudgey_lumpkins]

Why would you want hard chicken?

I don't get it. Unless they meant fried hard as in burnt, but I don't see how that is like a dick either. they aren't burnt.

It just means she likes them over cooked. The message on the receipt makes sense when you think about it considering the chicken will get darker the longer in stays in the fryer.

 

[MrToughPants]

So do we know how cooked the chicken wings were in contrast to a hard black dick? How hard does a BBC really get, any peer reviewed studies on the subject?

I only have anecdotal evidence from all the BBC porn I've watched, quite a bit so I'm an expert. From what I've seen BBC over 9" or 22.86cm with polish sausage girth get maybe 75% full rigidity on average. I'm talking the monster sized ones that would capsize a Norse vessel.

So assuming my anecdotal evidence is accurate a hard black dick would be the perfect cooking consistency for a chicken wing. Not too hard but just right.

 

[FUME5]

So do we know how cooked the chicken wings were in contrast to a hard black dick? How hard does a BBC really get, any peer reviewed studies on the subject?

I only have anecdotal evidence from all the BBC porn I've watched, quite a bit so I'm an expert. From what I've seen BBC over 9" or 22.86cm with polish sausage girth get maybe 75% full rigidity on average. I'm talking the monster sized ones that would capsize a Norse vessel.

So assuming my anecdotal evidence is accurate a hard black dick would be the perfect cooking consistency for a chicken wing. Not too hard but just right.

The science is sound.

 

[rtcn63]

That manager needs to think about the customer, not the

 

[Extra Sauce]

I feel bad for laughing hard like a black dick at this.

 

[Jazzy Network]

Ugh I hate chicken wings overcooked. Hurts my teeth.