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Not sure how to take this

You could take it hard...

Spoiler

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

 

[LaserBuddha]

In my time in food service (including pizza delivery), requests for wings to be "fried hard" came almost exclusively from African American customers. So to those saying "why a black dick?" I think it's about that. But in some circles, phrases like "big black dick" are just considered inherently humorous for whatever reason.

 

[Krakn3Dfx]

So spicy crispy bone in is what I'm hearing.

 

[davepoobond]

blacker the spice, harder the... bone?

 

[ElTorro]

Sounds like something Gordon Ramsay would say.

 

[Eppy Thatcher]

LoL! The fuckin look on her face, man. She just like "Mmmmmhmmmm nah."

 

[SmokyDave]

Not sure how to take this

Well that joke writes itself.

Why would you want hard chicken?

I don't get it. Unless they meant fried hard as in burnt, but I don't see how that is like a dick either. they aren't burnt.

Been wondering this since the first time I listened to The Score. Fried hard?

 

[wild wild rice]

lol

whew

 

[Currygan]

disappointed at the lack of special "whiter than a brotha's teeth" sauce

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

"Fried hard" is overcooked wings then? Never heard about that option. Anybody try them like that?

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Well that joke writes itself.


Been wondering this since the first time I listened to The Score. Fried hard?

I was just gonna say, it reminded me of that Chinese food skit from the Fugee's album.

"Yo I want fo chicken wings fried hard and shit."

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Do black dicks get harder than white ones? I was not aware of this power.

 

[0.1.1.2.3.5.8.13.21.34.55]

I like my bacon limp.

 

[LaserBuddha]

Do black dicks get harder than white ones? I was not aware of this power.

As a connoisseur of Japanese porn, I can tell you that there's this popular belief among Japanese pervs that their erections are "harder" than those of other ethnicities. Play up your strengths I guess?

 

[industrian]

Is black dick now an acceptable unit of measurement?

We've heard people say "the energy released was equivalent to 50 Hiroshimas" or "larger than 2 football fields" -- can we now expect to see news reporters saying stuff like "studies suggest that these diamonds are harder than 100 black dicks"?

 

[Crimson-Death]

Can't believe it took that long for the avatar quote.

 

[RoninChaos]

This is a New York/Jersey thing. I have friends who always come down here for final round and they order their chicken wings fried hard.


And for fucks sake, did no one in here listen to the Score by the Fugees?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I just went to KFC for dinner after reading this thread. Not sure what that says about me.

 

[RoninChaos]

I just went to KFC for dinner after reading this thread. Not sure what that says about me.

That you want some black dick served by a racist old white man?

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

I just looked up some google images of fried hard wings, I have actually had those in Houston in the form of Lisa's chicken wing deal. Those wings are pretty damn good.

 

[fallengorn]

I just went to KFC for dinner after reading this thread. Not sure what that says about me.

Depends on how you ordered.

"Did you want original or extra crispy."

"Which one's more like a black dick?"

 

[RustyNails]

 

[Alucrid]

i've never had black dick, but at least i know it's like having fried chicken wings now

 

[Hyun Sai]

Black to the Bone.

 

[LaserBuddha]

i've never had black dick, but at least i know it's like having fried chicken wings now

HARD!!!

 

[OmniGamer]

This is a New York/Jersey thing. I have friends who always come down here for final round and they order their chicken wings fried hard.


And for fucks sake, did no one in here listen to the Score by the Fugees?

Ah, so that's where it's from? I was vaguely remembering it was a scene from HBO's "Strapped"(Bokeem Woodbine) or something...similar era...

 

[Mr. X]

Fried hard means you want it to be crispier than usual, a bit overcooked.

 

[D i Z]

"“definitely not professional.”

LOL. As if that was ever in question.

 

[Tubobutts]

Ugh I hate chicken wings overcooked. Hurts my teeth.

You shouldn't use your teeth.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

"ain't nobody got time for that!"

Why do you think this was funny?

Serious question.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

*SPEC INSTRUCT*
FRIED HARD

*SPEC INSTRUCT*
LIKE A BLACK DICK

*SPEC INSTRUCT*
DICK!!!!

Got to double dip the dick

 

[mr jones]

I was just gonna say, it reminded me of that Chinese food skit from the Fugee's album.

"Yo I want fo chicken wings fried hard and shit."

Both you and SmokyDave get hiphop nerd cred, bruh.

 

[Generalpsyduck]

i hate when restaurants put chicken in my hard dick.

 

[Bluekaveli]

I'm offended

 

[hateradio]

Fried hard.


FRIED SO HARD


SO HARD IT"S FRIED HARD

 

[YoungHav]

Lmao who eats hard chicken?

 

[speculawyer]

A Jersey woman unimpressed, yesterday

That expression on her face is PERFECT. She's like "You have GOT to be kidding me."

 

[Zeus Molecules]

"Fry it until its hard" is based on the belief that they will undercook the chicken and it will be partially raw.

I've only heard it ordered in person by Caribbean people past 50 while in dingy Chinese Takeouts though.

I can't wrap my head around the idea of "hard like black dick" being used in a recipe though.... shit sounds cannibalistic

 

[YoungHav]

How do i go about asking my wife to introduce chickenwings to the marital bedroom?

 

[JDSN]

That woman was great on all those Final Destination movies tho.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Lmao who eats hard chicken?

Where are you from? "Fried hard" Looks like some Houston South Park Lisa's wing meal to me, never heard of "fried hard" but going from google images it looks similar.

 

[...Scatter...]

She looks like Ms.Cleo the porn star.

Do she got ass?

I cant..

 

[SapientWolf]

Do black dicks get harder than white ones? I was not aware of this power.

Yes. Give us black dick and we fear nothing.

 

[way more]

Why do you think this was funny?

Serious question.

The face of passive roll-eyes, disgust she is making? Coupled with a "what is this shit?" quote.

 

[Ferrio]

Interesting, I didn't know fried foods were measured on a dick color scale. Anyone got the official units?

 

[uncelestial]

Why would you want hard chicken?

Because you're a hen in heat?

 

[tkscz]

so is anything below new york the south now or something

Anything that claims itself to be the south is the south. It doesn't really work at all. Midwest is one of the weirder ones.

OT: I want to be offended but I laughed. Why would anyone want hard chicken wings and why would anyone say hard like a black dick and why would anyone put that specifically on the receipt.

Interesting, I didn't know fried foods were measured on a dick color scale. Anyone got the official units?

Hard Black dick is the hardest, soft Asian is the softest. In the middle are Hispanic and then white.

 

[SPCTRE]

"ain't nobody got time for that!"

damn you! beaten like a black dick

 

[MWS Natural]

Do black dicks get harder than white ones? I was not aware of this power.

Not funny when your partner tells you that your dick is too hard.

 

[B-Dubs]

Anything that claims itself to be the south is the south. It doesn't really work at all. Midwest is one of the weirder ones.

OT: I want to be offended but I laughed. Why would anyone want hard chicken wings and why would anyone say hard like a black dick and why would anyone put that specifically on the receipt.



Hard Black dick is the hardest, soft Asian is the softest. In the middle are Hispanic and then white.

They would put it on a receipt so they could be asked the question, "Who wrote this?" and then reply, "DEEZ NUTZ." It isn't complicated guys.