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Harvard Student Paper

Hilary Duff is a loser and a chicken. For all her supposed “fame,” our new (extension) freshman princess refuses to join thefacebook(forextensionschools).com and compete with all the other (extension) students out there for the most (extension) friends. Man-up (extension) Duff. It’s one thing to say you go to Harvard (extension), but it’s another to live la vida Harvard (extension).
Have you, par exemple, been punched by the Bee (extension) Club? Or attended the Daedalus (extension) Final (extension) Club [correction: Daedalus (extension) is not a Final (extension) Club; see New York Times, Feb. 20, 2005]. OK, so maybe you’re not “cool.” Whatever. Not everyone gets to hang out at the super-sexist-and-(extension) elitist Porcellian (extension) Club. Maybe the (extension) Owl is more to your tastes.

Setting aside all these super cool (extension) social organization that you (uncool) are not a part of, what else do you do at Harvard (extension)? Maybe that blonde at the protest against University (not extension) President Lawrence H. Summers was you. Maybe not. But if it was, did you ever consider his feelings? Probably not. Whatever. Also, are you considering declaring a science (extension) concentration? It would look really good for Harvard (extension and not extension).

More important than your lack of Harvard (extension) life credentials is your failure to make the right decision when it comes to higher (extension) education. You should have gone to Yale (extension or not extension; wait, is there a Yale not extension?). Someone forgot to tell you about the caveat about dropping the H-(extension)-bomb. Namely, if you’re a member of the fairer sex, it doesn’t work. Case in point—Natalie Portman ’03 (not extension): single. Barbara Bush (Yale ’04, not extension): hot.

Enough (extension) Duff. We (not extension) call a truce. So you told people you were going to Harvard (ambiguous). It’s Harvard (extension), which (disclaimer) by the way is a perfectly great option for education. Whatever.

I guess Hillary Duff has been going around telling people she goes to Harvard when she in fact takes online Harvard extension classes, which ANYONE can take. What a lying loooooser.

 

[ChumsGum]

She's cute; nobody gives a fck where or where she doesn't go to school.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

That was the dumbest read ever, not funny, not witty...

 

[UtadaBarkley]

WGAF? You, me, and everyone else on this forum would hit that.

 

[calder]

I couldn't care much less about Stubby Duff, but reading that article (extension) made me want to blow my fucking head (extension) off.

 

[alejob]

extension extension extension extension extension extension extension extension extension extension extension extension extension extension F'ing extension!!!!!
Aaaaah!

 

[tedtropy]

She doesn't go to HARRRRRvard?! Why, I was going to fuck her, but now I will merely masturbate to her from afar, the charlatan!

 

[shuri]

Just what is this (extension) coming to?

 

[Chesapeake Silt]

This shocking revelation will surely kill her career!

Anyway, we can only hope that this feud will end up being as interesting as Lohan vs. Duff. Maybe Harvard will steal her boyfriend or not invite her to a party or something.

 

[Particle Physicist]

wow, harvard kids are pretty snotty. ive taken some harvard (extension) courses. and some harvard (not-extension) courses before. truth is, i didnt see much of a difference.

 

[belgurdo]

You'd think that in their quest to defame Duff they'd write a less fucking annoying to read article in the process

 

[MIMIC]

What the fuck is up with that article? Jesus Christ, I don't even want to read past the second annoyance (extension).

 

[Prince of Space]

Enter the birth of another lame (extension) GAF joke.

 

[RedDwarf]

Who would really give a shit what she takes for classes? That article reads as if it were written for a particularly lame high school newspaper. The fact that a college student wrote it makes me wonder if their parents realize how much many they're wasting.

 

[Dan]

WGAF? You, me, and everyone else on this forum would hit that.

The only thing I'd hit her with is a brick. She's beyond fugly.

 

[aoi tsuki]

The only thing I'd hit her with is a brick. She's beyond fugly.

Just betters my chances! i'd hit, then drag her on Maury.

 

[nitewulf]

are harvard students dabbling in (extensio...i mean experimental writing? that gave me a headache, and the "whatever" strewn about the article almost made me puke. it was such a blatant attempt to come down to a generic teen level.

 

[Loki]

She doesn't go to HARRRRRvard?! Why, I was going to fuck her, but now I will merely masturbate to her from afar, the charlatan!

:lol

 

[human5892]

This news severely devalues the quality of Hilary Duff's music for me.

 

[AstroLad]

Obligatory Harvard Post.

 

[kumanoki]

This news severely devalues the quality of Hilary Duff's music for me.

Hilary Duff makes music?!

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

Harvard owns all you suckers :lol

 

[AstroLad]

Harvard owns all you suckers :lol

A+.

 

[Mike Works]

If extension was a product I'd buy 10

 

[kumanoki]

If extension was a product I'd buy 10

http://www.hairboutique.com/tips/tip034.htm

 

[Richiban]

I have an extension...





IN MY PANTS!

 

[Loki]

A+.

:lol

 

[ohamsie]

Facebook, Friendster, et all are LAME.

+1000 Hillary Duff for not partaking in Facebook!

 

[hobart]

Facebook, Friendster, et all are LAME.

+1000 Hillary Duff for not partaking in Facebook!

It's obvious you are a loser.

Sorry.

 

[MC Safety]

(Annoying)

 

[Jotaro]

Hilary Duff and I share the same last name. I should thank her, because since her sudden notoriety, I do not have to bear anymore the endless running gags that were said to me, because of some fallacious beer brand in some very well know american cartoon.

But she is (that's true) a distant cousin of mine, and I hate her because I have a hard time looking up for my name on Google, and I try to complete my genealogy book with my father and my uncle, and she made the information hard to find all of a sudden because she's friggin' everywhere! Hilary, you are a disgrace to our ancestor! :lol

 

[sol5377]

"(Extension) (Extension) (Extension) (Extension) (Extension) (Extension) (Extension) (Extension) (Extension) (Extension) (Extension) ....*deep breath*.... (Extension) (Extension) (Extension) (Extension) (Extension) (Extension) (Extension)!!"

 

[sprsk]

She's cute; nobody gives a fck where or where she doesn't go to E-school.

fixed

 

[pnjtony]

Yeah, was (extension) it me or did nothing (extension) in that article make shit (extension) for sense? If that's the way (extension) Harvard grads talk I (extension) guess I'm glad (extension) I grew up poor white trash with no (extension) hope to ever attend Ivy League (extension) like that. I don't know that I could (extension) even keep my sanity. Seriously, the overuse (extension) of the word extension (extension) freaked me (extension) out.

 

[tedtropy]

The only thing I'd hit her with is a brick. She's beyond fugly.

Oh yeah, she's heinous. [smack]

She's gives me an extension...if you know what I mean. No, of course not - how could you? I attend Harvard.

 

[Deleted member 4784]

Geez... WTH is up with the (extension). If Harvard kids actually wrote this, then I'm wondering just how "high" up their education is in comparison to Duff's. :lol

 

[Escape Goat]

Lizzie McGuire show rocked.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

mmmmmm

 

[MetatronM]

wow, harvard kids are pretty snotty.

No shit (not extension).


Let's see how quickly we can get (extension) on the banned phrases list.