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[Tenguman]

So I go to class this morning and sit down. A rumble begins in my stomache, my eyes light up, and I'm out the door ASAP to head to the bathroom.

Probably the worst poo attack I've had in a while.

Anyway, I run into the bathroom and without thinking of anything except relief, I bypass the few people that were in there and run all the way to the last stall. I guess in my haste I figured the last stall would be a good place to drop a poo-bomb....you know...to keep the blast radius as far away from the others as possible.

Anyway, I start doing my buisness, filling up the bowl, and the room clears out. Just me. All is good in the world.

Now, if I can recall correctly, never in my life have I seen a handicapped person go in a public bathroom -- ever. Yet sure enough, as I sit there in the last stall, the handicapped-stall, I hear the door open and a little *squeak squeak squeak*!

Realizing where I was and still in mid-poop, I had to think of something fast. The guy rattled the stall handle and I coughed. SHIT he's waiting for me to get done.

"Hey buddy these are researved!"

It happened so fast, didn't have real time to think of a good excuse when I walked out of the stall. The bathroom was completely empty -- all other stalls open so the excuse of "everything else was full" probably wouldn't fly.

All I could do was open the stall and walk out in shame.

The worst part was that I forgot to flush.

:/ I feel so bad.

 

[Escape Goat]

You made the handicap kid shit his pants. You are so going to hell.

 

[DCX]

You made the handicap kid shit his pants. You are so going to hell.

:lol :lol That is so funny, but i do that all the time....use the handicapped bathrooms and i have always wondered what i would do in a situation such as yours...thx you have aided me.

DCX

 

[Tenguman]

:lol :lol That is so funny, but i do that all the time....use the handicapped bathrooms and i have always wondered what i would do in a situation such as yours...thx you have aided me.

DCX

I thought about faking a limp-leg as I walked out...but I had done enough damage to my karma already.

 

[DCX]

I thought about faking a limp-leg as I walked out...but I had done enough damage to my karma already.

:lol well you might as well have continued....if the ship is sinking why not take a dive.

DCX

 

[Ninja Scooter]

:lol Are you Larry David?

 

[Tenguman]

:lol well you might as well have continued....if the ship is sinking why not take a dive.

DCX

lol nah.

Besides karma caught up with me I suspect. My stomache hasn't been the same since the incident this morning :/

 

[Deleted member 1235]

were you wearing a hoodie? If so you could have pulled it tight around your face and run past the guy.

 

[ohamsie]

Those stalls are so much more luxurious. They're nice and spacious, so you can stretch your legs out and take your time without being all cramped. Plus there's that nice handlebar that is so useful for draping a coat over.

Plus they are generally so much cleaner, which is contrary to what you would think. My theory is that since there is more room that the janitor's have more elbow room to get in and clean, so they do a better job in there.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Those stalls are so much more luxurious. They're nice and spacious, so you can stretch your legs out and take your time without being all cramped. Plus there's that nice handlebar that is so useful for draping a coat over.

Plus they are generally so much cleaner, which is contrary to what you would think. My theory is that since there is more room that the janitor's have more elbow room to get in and clean, so they do a better job in there.

Yeah, I use them all the time. I bet less people use them as well, another reason why they are always cleaner. And a major "poo-attack" is enough to handicap a grown man, I don't see what's wrong with using the stall.

I had a poo attack during one of my interviews last week. I was in the bathroom for like 35 minutes.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I've always been vaguely creeped out by large toilet rooms. I think it comes from the fact that if the lock was ever fucked, you wouldn't just be able to stretch out a leg and stop it from opening. In fact this reminds me, I got caught short once and had to use one, so I'm taking my time having a crap, and I see the lock on the door, SLOWLY TURNING.

I was all "oh fuck" and this guy on the other side had come up, saw the door was locked and gone "hrmm, somethings wrong here" and used his finger nail to turn the lock (which was one of those ones with a screwdriver slot) on the other side. jerk opens the door and sees me sitting there shitting. And I yell "OCCUPIED" and the guy says "OH SORRY" and leaves.

what a dick.

 

[ShadowRed]

So I go to class this morning and sit down. A rumble begins in my stomache, my eyes light up, and I'm out the door ASAP to head to the bathroom.

Probably the worst poo attack I've had in a while.

Anyway, I run into the bathroom and without thinking of anything except relief, I bypass the few people that were in there and run all the way to the last stall. I guess in my haste I figured the last stall would be a good place to drop a poo-bomb....you know...to keep the blast radius as far away from the others as possible.

Anyway, I start doing my buisness, filling up the bowl, and the room clears out. Just me. All is good in the world.

Now, if I can recall correctly, never in my life have I seen a handicapped person go in a public bathroom -- ever. Yet sure enough, as I sit there in the last stall, the handicapped-stall, I hear the door open and a little *squeak squeak squeak*!

Realizing where I was and still in mid-poop, I had to think of something fast. The guy rattled the stall handle and I coughed. SHIT he's waiting for me to get done.

"Hey buddy these are researved!"

It happened so fast, didn't have real time to think of a good excuse when I walked out of the stall. The bathroom was completely empty -- all other stalls open so the excuse of "everything else was full" probably wouldn't fly.

All I could do was open the stall and walk out in shame.

The worst part was that I forgot to flush.

:/ I feel so bad.

LOL what a fucking punk ass. No way am I letting anyone run me out of a stall in mid stream, so to speak. I would have been like dude sorry guy but your going to have to wait, I'm a little busy now. WTF is he going to do get up and kick my ass.

 

[J2 Cool]

no but i got a peanut lodged between my nose and mouth. How do I get that out? I keep snorting but it's stuck and annoying as hell

 

[J2 Cool]

seriously man, it's still there. I dont know what to do

 

[Chipopo]

no but i got a peanut lodged between my nose and mouth.

Wait, what?

 

[J2 Cool]

you know that middle area, it's like its in the back of your throat and nose at the same time. Feels like the final stages of a stuffy nose/sore throat where you feel stuff back there. But its caused by a small peanut...

 

[Dead]

In only use handicapped stalls. Of course I avoid taking shits out side as much as possible....

 

[Tenguman]

honestly, I do go to the handicapped stall when I can since it is indeed more roomy and the cleanest one.

It's just I NEVER EVER seen a handicapped person go into a public toilet...ever

It was a one in a million chance that this happened


Question, do any of you (mostly for University folks since the schools are so large) have dedicated bathrooms for such needs? I know of 3 bathrooms around my school that I can go to for peace and quiet since they are less traveled.

I find that bathrooms close to the entrances tend to get the less foot-traffic. My guess is people entering already did their buisness at home, and people leaving are saving it for home.

 

[Drexon]

We had some kinda specialized program for handicapped ppl, but alas the myth about handicapped ppl not having to go to the bathroom still lives. They probably have toilets in their little electric wheel chairs... just saying... probably.