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[terrisus]

I slept with this women once

 

[terrisus]

Ooof.

My mind farted when my eyes glanced across the thread title in OT and I thought I saw, 'Has your parent's sexual habits ever turned you off?'

I think it's about bed-time for me :I

Oh god I read the title as parents for a second.

I read the title as 'parents' :|

I scrolled down the page and read it as "Has your parents sexual habits..."

 

[industrian]

Man, a lot of these have had me laughing like Muttley.

I had one girlfriend that liked being manhandled. I mean like being harshly thrown around when having sex. Being in prime physical condition at the time this ended up in her arm getting dislocated when I powerbombed her on the bed. Try explaining that one in the emergency room.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

You sir got golden showered.

Looked and felt like vag juice to me, but okay.

 

[fuzzyreactor]

Satisfaction kinda goes both ways during sex..

Yea, so she should have been giving me a blow job/reach around. But she didn't

 

[PhantomHound]

A gentlemen never tells.

 

[nampad]

Haven't had any girlfriend do anything that was a turnoff, only turnoff is when they don't do anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM2PwriqOjc
This would be a turnoff, but guess it would feel good :-D (also the sooouunnd, but not so much into food)
NSFW

OMG, when she started to suck the dildo, lol.