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[Matlock]

He hates puppies.
He hates root beer.
He hates pizza.
He hates chicken and biscuits.

He loves Batman.

He hasn't seen Pulp Fiction.

He wants to learn how to lapdance.

...who is he?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

The Promised One?

 

[Miguel]

Also has Milkshakes with his Fried Chicken.

 

[Jim Bowie]

A transvestite.

 

[Fifty]

a pointless thread?

 

[Litigation Manuel]

The sovereign nation of Luxemburg!

 

[border]

Shinobi

 

[Guzim]

He also hasn't seen the Godfather!

 

[Boomer]

Shinobi

 

[Baconäger]

Anyone who hate both pizza AND root beer is surely the spawn of Satan.

 

[Mejilan]

I lived the first 16 years of my life utterly incapable of consuming the ambrosia that is known as Pizza. Anything other than absolute and worshipful adoration for the stuff simply does not compute. Much like this thread.

 

[border]

I didn't know that he hated chicken and biscuits =(

 

[DCX]

..a loser maybe...just the Pulp Fiction bit alone but no Pizza?

DCX

 

[Jill Sandwich]

A postcount plus one?

 

[Brian Fellows]

He also hasn't seen the Godfather!

He's not missing much.

 

[jett]

It's Shinobi.

P.S. Brian Fellows should be shot.

 

[The Promised One]

The Promised One?

Close, but no. I already know how to lapdance

 

[ohamsie]

What's wrong with Batman?

 

[MrPing1000]

A postcount plus one?

IAWTP

 

[deadhorse32]

and he love to sleep on his keyboard

 

[Leon]

He hasn't seen Pulp Fiction.

Indeed, Shinobi.

 

[Rodriguez]

Shinobi is also a pussy.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

Does he have a big nose?

 

[DMczaf]

<Shinobi_WRC> it's always great seeing 9 year old girls wearing tank tops with "Sexy" written on their low cut tank tops, or "Bootylicious" written on their flat ass

 

[keeblerdrow]

I think this thread is worthwhile.


Wanna go ride bikes together?

 

[Shinobi]

Anyone who hate both pizza AND root beer is surely the spawn of Satan.

Why, because I hate food products that taste (and smell) like shit?

I didn't know that he hated chicken and biscuits =(

I don't...I love 'em seperately. But the combination just doesn't compute with me.

Shinobi is also a pussy.

This from a guy using Usher in his avatar? Shut the fuck up.


For the record, I don't hate puppies...but I certainly don't cry if they get maimed or killed. I have no time for dogs, hate the violent breeds, and I hate irresponsible dog owners (which means I hate most dog owners). And the lapdance thing is a mere fabrication...that comment was related to the lapdance tuturiol found in the Showgirls VIP box set (probably the funniest DVD set I've ever seen in terms of packaging and features...check them out if you haven't seen 'em).


Oh yeah, I hate Manchester United, the LA Lakers, the media, the Bush administration, idiots who drink just to get smashed, drunk drivers, corrupt cops, RPG's, anime, fantasy movies, and the Burton Batman shit flicks. Among other things.

 

[thom]

This from a guy using Usher in his avatar? Shut the fuck up.

funniest goddamn thing I've read all night.

 

[Matlock]

He came, he saw, he destroyed.

God bless you, Shinobi.

 

[Vormund]

US Pizza is total crap.

So I can understand hating it.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Shinobi: What the fuck? How dare you lead a life of your own, you asshole! Etc. etc. etc.

 

[Matrix]

This from a guy using Usher in his avatar? Shut the fuck up.

You sir are A-ok in my book.

 

[AlphaSnake]

You sir are A-ok in my book.

Hey, asshole! WHERE'S MY BUCKLEY LOVE!

 

[Matrix]

Hey, asshole! WHERE'S MY BUCKLEY LOVE!

Dont make me beat you up with my mind.

 

[Shinobi]

Shinobi: What the fuck? How dare you lead a life of your own, you asshole! Etc. etc. etc.

Yeah, perish the thought...

 

[Brian Fellows]

idiots who drink just to get smashed, drunk drivers,

ki was on your side till then!

 

[etiolate]

MoroseEtiolate: Why does shinobi hate pizza?
SmarterChild: Good question.

 

[Shinobi]

ki was on your side till then!

 

[Wellington]

Oh yeah, I hate Manchester United, the LA Lakers, the media, the Bush administration, idiots who drink just to get smashed, drunk drivers, corrupt cops, RPG's, anime, fantasy movies, and the Burton Batman shit flicks. Among other things.

You crossed the line there, Shin.

 

[Diablos]

BANNED

 

[XS+]

I pray for the day that some forum idiot crosses Shinobi again. Shinobi flamewars are Solid Gold.

 

[The Bookerman]

KINESIS?

 

[Wellington]

I pray for the day that some forum idiot crosses Shinobi again. Shinobi flamewars are Solid Gold.

That's what IRC is for!

 

[XS+]

I thought IRC was for <CK> omg im so drnk thers no feellign in ma bals

(jk)