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[Foamy]

One time at work when someone was explaining something to me while I listened quietly they paused and said "are you pickin up what I'm layin down here"?
I'd never heard that before and thought it was funny so I added it my repertoire.

 

[Tesseract]

it's only game, why you have to be mad?

 

[triplestation]

PUBG squads

were up in the middle of the jungle consolidating our weapons

teammate just drops the epic phrase in like some belarusian accent

"some people get shot.. some people get cum shot"

 

[HellforLeather]

"ya dig?"

 

[-Arcadia-]

 

[Tesseract]

you never want to shork yourself into a woot

 

[Can't decide]

Some years ago during the summer was the first time I had heard someone describing an overweight woman in overly tight and revealing clothing:

"Looks like 10lb of meat shoved into 5lbs worth of casing". That's stuck with me ever since.

 

[HellforLeather]

Some years ago during the summer was the first time I had heard someone describing an overweight woman in overly tight and revealing clothing:

"Looks like 10lb of meat shoved into 5lbs worth of casing". That's stuck with me ever since.

The variation on this that I always heard was "10lbs of shit in a 5 lbs bag."

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

"Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks." - Forrest Gump

"Ya Seethe." - brap

 

[teezzy]

"It ain't gonna suck itself."

 

[JBat]

"not the sharpest tool in the shed"
"Not the brightest bulb in the pack"
"Not the smartest cookie in the jar"
I like to combine them into something like
"Not the brightest cookie in the shed"
I also end up doing that to "throwing stones in my glass house" and "pot calling the kettle black" so I end up saying "throwing glass kettles in my black house"

 

[#Phonepunk#]

George speaks for all of us