IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Disgusting.One that I always come back to:
Who licks an Apple fritter? Weirdos.
Disgusting.One that I always come back to:
If only my 18, 22, 26, 31, 34, and 40 year old self knew that!If only my 18 year old self retroactively knew that!
Thank you Yoda
The top two are definitely ones of mine too, I guess both can be condensed into:Failing to prepare is preparing to fail
It's better to have and not need than to need and not have
Never pass up an opportunity to take a piss
Never stick your dick in crazy
One that I always come back to:
Caesar was ambitious.I seen a line in a soda ad at a bus stop that stuck with me.
Be ambitious, not thirsty.
I kinda took it as do things because you want to, not because you need to.
I feel like it maps on to so many things in life.
Its better to approach people from a perceptive of interest,
(Attractive, similar interest, good vibes)
then to approach approach from a place of need.
(I'm so lonely, or I really need something)
I think that's why I prefer to be a more independent person. If i can take care of myself, I have no need to be thirsty.
No coke for Caesar menCaesar was ambitious.
Anxiety kicks in that I'm being played as a dummy.Better than having is being able to, but not wanting.
One of the biggest pleasures of a wise man is pretend to be dumb in front of a dumb man pretending to be wise.
I'm just curious if any of you have a guiding principle, or a short phrase defining your purpose or "inner spirit".
Mine is "Be Here Now", inspired by actor Andy Whitfield. I saw a documentary on Netflix about his cancer ordeal and decided to get the same tattoo he had 2 weeks before starting my chemotherapy in 2018.
It keeps me grounded and I do look at it once in a while
And as a former degenerate alcoholic drunk ass bum there's another motto I keep close to my heart:
"Once is a mistake, twice is a decision".
What are your guiding principles or philosophy?
And yes funny or wiseass answers are also welcomed