IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Disgusting.One that I always come back to:
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Who licks an Apple fritter? Weirdos.
Disgusting.One that I always come back to:
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If only my 18, 22, 26, 31, 34, and 40 year old self knew that!If only my 18 year old self retroactively knew that!
Thank you Yoda![]()
The top two are definitely ones of mine too, I guess both can be condensed into:Failing to prepare is preparing to fail
It's better to have and not need than to need and not have
Never pass up an opportunity to take a piss
Never stick your dick in crazy
One that I always come back to:
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Caesar was ambitious.I seen a line in a soda ad at a bus stop that stuck with me.
Be ambitious, not thirsty.
I kinda took it as do things because you want to, not because you need to.
I feel like it maps on to so many things in life.
Its better to approach people from a perceptive of interest,
(Attractive, similar interest, good vibes)
then to approach approach from a place of need.
(I'm so lonely, or I really need something)
I think that's why I prefer to be a more independent person. If i can take care of myself, I have no need to be thirsty.
No coke for Caesar menCaesar was ambitious.
Anxiety kicks in that I'm being played as a dummy.Better than having is being able to, but not wanting.
One of the biggest pleasures of a wise man is pretend to be dumb in front of a dumb man pretending to be wise.
I'm just curious if any of you have a guiding principle, or a short phrase defining your purpose or "inner spirit".
Mine is "Be Here Now", inspired by actor Andy Whitfield. I saw a documentary on Netflix about his cancer ordeal and decided to get the same tattoo he had 2 weeks before starting my chemotherapy in 2018.
It keeps me grounded and I do look at it once in a while
And as a former degenerate alcoholic drunk ass bum there's another motto I keep close to my heart:
"Once is a mistake, twice is a decision".
What are your guiding principles or philosophy?
And yes funny or wiseass answers are also welcomed![]()