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Has anyone here ever gotten a bit of poop on their finger from wiping and then ate it?

Ask this guy I I NEED SCISSORS

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Ask this guy I I NEED SCISSORS

 

[Stouffers]

Why have there been so many threads about poop lately?

I hope I didn't start this shit.

FTFY good sir

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Ask this guy I I NEED SCISSORS

Now i know what triggers you

 

[Cunth]

Wipe away from the vagina apparently

 

[Darkmakaimura]

nah, clean normally and then just put the tip of a finger wrapped in tp a couple of times and it will be cleaner than can be... if you keep on forcing your anus like that you can put it inside out. DON'T DO IT!

This actually happened to a guy recently while playing vidya games on the toilet. There was an article about it.

Edit: I think this is it.

Man's Rectum 'Fell Out' While Playing Phone Games On The Toilet: Report

After thirty minutes of playing mobile games while sitting on a toilet, a man in China felt a lump fall out of his anus. As it turns out, his rectum had fallen out of his body.

www.techtimes.com

 

[decisions]

Please use wet wipes or install a bidet or both. Toilet paper is not enough. We need to stop this epidemic of dirty assholes all around us. Thanks.

 

[isual]

this is disgusting. doesn't your bunghole get itchy if you just use toilet paper? why not use a water bottle with water in it and then wash your bunghole thoroughly with your other hand.

 

[Great Hair]

 

[Halo is Back]

I knew a friend who told me he would always stand up when he wipes

 

[Kadayi]

Pertinent

 

[Sugarmonkey]

Pertinent

Can confirm. Wife picked up one and I was skeptical at first. After using it however, I've noticed pooping is waaay easier, and I need to wipe less as my cheeks aren't getting in the way anymore

 

[SurprisedPikachu]

 

[TrainedRage]

I knew a friend who told me he would always stand up when he wipes

You wipe sitting down? Like you put your hand near the poopy water? Why? It’s way easier to just squat or stand while wiping.

 

[Afro Republican]

Pour Vinegar and Vegetable oil in the bath tub water, cleans things up everytime.

 

[Halo is Back]

You wipe sitting down? Like you put your hand near the poopy water? Why? It’s way easier to just squat or stand while wiping.

Step one grab balls and move to the side

Step two wipe ass

Easy, you would have to be stupid to touch the water

 

[Cunth]

yours guys balls dont touch the water?

 

[eot]

I eat so clean that I really only perform a cursory wipe almost every time. It's incredibly rare that I need to wipe at all. A pack of toilet paper lasts me forever. Angel ass.

Seriously though, as a poster said above, eat better, poop better.

Before I had digestive troubles and had to radically alter my diet, I had plenty of those magic marker poops. No more though.

What do you eat then?
My poops are great, I'm never constipated, but I have to wipe a lot :/

 

[Son Tofu]

yours guys balls dont touch the water?

That has started to happen to me. I think my balls are starting to sag a bit more as I age.

 

[synchronicity]

What do you eat then?
My poops are great, I'm never constipated, but I have to wipe a lot :/

Essentially vegetables, meat and fat, with a smaller amount of fruit. All whole foods.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

yours guys balls dont touch the water?

Love the threads that brought this account out of the woodwork.

Welcome home son

 

[killatopak]

Use a bidet you animal.

 

[The Pleasure]

I lay down a road of toilet paper and slide my way across it.

Gotta get to Dat smash tournament yo.

 

[haxan7]

Any wiping is better than drop your load pull up your pants and go

 

[epicnemesis]

My issue is the asshair. At this point in my life I am confident I have more asshair than I do head hair. It’s like a half a roll every time.

 

[haxan7]

My issue is the asshair. At this point in my life I am confident I have more asshair than I do head hair. It’s like a half a roll every time.

Shave that shit off!

 

[The Pleasure]

Shave that shit off!

It itches the porn hole though.

 

[womfalcs3]

yours guys balls dont touch the water?

No. If yours do, go see a doctor. It could be elephantiasis.