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Have you ever been caught doing self pleasure?

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I haven't been caught, but I was almost caught. One night I forgot to lock the door, and my dad got up to use the restroom and checked on me....my TV was on playboy and luckily I heard him opening the door and with the quickness i quickly fixed myself....omg that was so horrible....heart was beating so fast
 
My sister opened the door and then shut it, later I told her it was a Family Guy cartoon i was talking


Then another incident my mom was walking up the stair and the door was shut and she opened it but I closed everything but my zipper was open so I just covered it up until she left :lol

Ive caught my dad looking at like sports illustrated swimsuit stuff on his comp. you can see the reflection of the comp monitor from the hallway
 
Never. Although one time during junior high I was in the bathroom jerkin it to some sex-position book I stole from the bookstore, and I accidentally left it in there. My mom found it, held the book in front of my face, and walked away. Boy was that an awkard day...
 
I've caught my brother. (*puke*)
Does that count?

The PC was in my bedroom at the time.
He slammed the door as I tried to walk in and shrieked "I'm getting dressed!"
And I said "Why are you getting dressed in my ro..."

The realisation washed over me as though I was in the blast radius of a thousand nuclear weapons. I knew. He knew I knew. I backed away from the closed door... I don't even know what I felt at that moment, a great deal of it was anger, the rest was some benign force that kept my blind fury under wraps. I just said "Hurry up!" and went downstairs to get a drink. He didn't even hide his history...

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I kept washing my hands (and still do) whenever I use the keyboard and mouse... just in case theres a, erm... residue.
 
My brother had an awful habit on making sure I was logged out from the net at night when we had a modem, since it cost a bunch to surf. I was doing some fapping before bedtime, and I heard him coming down the stairs. Fortunately, I closed the pictures, rushed to the couch and wrapped a blanket around my nether regions before he came in, so he never really saw what I was doing, but it was really close. He thought I was watching TV while being online. Fucking bastard.
 
No, I didn't masturbate in 12 years anyway.


I only began for medical purposes, since sexual arousement is good for health. I also had too much nocturnal pollution troubles.

I had very little sex drive until the beginning of the year; the illness I had (prolactinoma) makes testosterone flow a lot harder in a man's body. But now I do have a sex drive. My softie character is also a lot imputtable to that, but now I become a man with normal desires.
 
I've been caught many times, and you know what? I DON'T CARE!
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I've been caught looking at porn a couple times. I wasn't doing anything.

So my personal questions from teh OP.
 
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No, I didn't masturbate in 12 years anyway.


I only began for medical purposes, since sexual arousement is good for health. I also had too much nocturnal pollution troubles.

I had very little sex drive until the beginning of the year; the illness I had (prolactinoma) makes testosterone flow a lot harder in a man's body. But now I do have a sex drive. My softie character is also a lot imputtable to that, but now I become a man with normal desires.
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Look at all those scantily clad and distressed young females walkin' around. I'd be rippin' one off in my shorts as well. Hell, I think I'm going to do that right now. Mmmm.... distress.
 
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