Have you ever ended up in one of the weird parts of youtube?

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About 5 or 6 years ago I honestly just randomly stumbled upon a YT video of what looked like a very straightlaced businessman type deepthroating a dildo and talking to his "mistress." I actually wish I could find it again because it was maybe the most unexpected moment of my life.

Aside from that, I recently discovered the huge YT industry of little toy tchotchke unboxings for little kids. They are some of the strangest vids out there right now.
 
When searching for the 'snails and oysters' scene from Spartacus (1960) alleging sexual taste not being a matter of morality, I found a video of that dialogue over a person filming their dog.
 
No one got the link to the channel of low budget "kids" cartoons with the dad who chases his son around in a circle for eating sugar or some shit and pigs fly out his mouth and they eat eachother, I would link but I'm trying to sleep in a bit sooo.
 
The only weird part of youtube I've found myself in is youtube poop. I spent a decent chunk of that day watching videos remixing Sonic PSAs, the Mario Bros cartoon, the Zelda CDi games, and some commercial for a kids' drink involving like a talking volcano or something.

Not gonna lie, the day I found out what Let's Plays are was one of these

There's nothing weird about Let's Plays! They were my primary form of entertainment for at least a few months, and I still follow SuperGreatFriend. Screenshot LPs are the superior medium, though.
 
There are a lot of these pockets. Sometimes you get sucked into the vortex.


Right now I'm realizing there are channels full of chiropractic adjustment videos.
Haha, I'm watching those almost daily. I stumbled upon one 5 years ago or so and never left ever since. Was there during the very beginning of the whole ASMR thing, too. Still have a dedicated second youtube account full of selective ASMR people (like 4 or so), but primarily chiropractors and massage channels. x) Switch almost every night before going to sleep to watch a few videos. There is one guy, that does "Tairopractic" and his videos are like crack. I can't stop watching them, almost every day. He puts me out pretty good within a video or two. It's just so relaxing to watch in bed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx2fChsr6vk
 
I have found a video of a dog licking a wild otter that had no related videos. I have spelunked the depths of youtube till I hit the bottom. There are no weird parts for me anymore.
 
For me the darkest things from youtube are the comments...
Some kids I work with did an ice bucket challenge and were proud to show it to me.
I asked if they at least deactivated the comments.
Turns out they didn't and it was full of pervy perdo shit like omg look at those perky ***, marry me, send a snapshat ***...
That was the "oh god we need to talk about internet RIGHT NOW" trigger, I still feel sick thinking about it.
 
the nutshack theme but every nutshack is replaced with the entire reading of the bee movie script

It's a video of shitty cartoon opening where everytime the word "nutshack" is uttered, it's replaced with the reading of the bee movie script. And not just a part, it's the entire script. The video is over 14 hours long. It's the most "internet" video I've ever seen.

This is amazing. I love the internet.

I occasionally go spelunking for no view videos. I find the best way is to enter a date and then scroll through a few until you hit some uploads of some family singing happy birthday to Grandma.
 
I randomly found a woman who I guess was schizo, going by what she was talking about, and had a pet opossum that I am pretty sure she was attributing special powers to. I don't recall the specifics. I started down the rabbit hole from there, and after a few hours I wasn't sure if the videos I had been watching were performance art or genuine.
 
I once ended up going from Smosh to some obscure news reporter in a bikini with like 3000 views. This was just through clicking suggested videos.
 
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