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[SpeedingUptoStop]

to a woman what it feels like to get kicked in the balls? I was talking to some girls I knew today (after one of them had just hit one of my friends in the balls). I tried explaining to them that it was like getting hit in the stomach with a sledge hammer. My friend (who was just hit) tried to say it's like strapping C4(explosives) to your tits :lol . If you tried to explain it to a girl, what would say it felt like?

 

[MIMIC]

My friend (who was just hit) tried to say it's like strapping C4(explosives) to your tits :lol

:lol

I've told them that it's like cutting their abdomen open, pulling out their ovaries, and kicking them.

 

[tsp_gatmog]

that it'd feel like ther tits getting beaten with a hammer.

i was once kicked in the sack by a hard...HARD ball. the kicker was no more than 2 feet away from me.

 

[impirius]

I was talking to some girls I knew today (after one of them had just hit one of my friends in the balls).

The correct response in that situation is, "It feels about 20 times worse than this"

followed by a swift punch to the nose

 

[Deleted member 1235]

grab both of her nipples and twist them as hard as you can while yelling "getting kicked in the balls makes this feel like a picnic whore!"

getting hit in the sacs is aweful. there is the initial trauma followed by the pain that travels into your stomach and stabs you there for a while.

 

[spliced]

I took a wrist shot in floor hockey and I felt 3 things.

1. I was dazed, I wasn't very aware of my surroundings for a few minutes.

2. The energy was sapped from me, I hobbled off the playing surface and collapsed.

3. Of course the pain, the closest thing I can think of is it's like getting a bad burn, it has that same stinging type of pain.

 

[mas9055]

Nvm...Pix won't work.

 

[Space Age Playboy]

The pain is similar to the time I got punched in the stomach when my abs were relaxed.

I think tits are a little more durable than the balls, so I doubt those comparisons are valid.

 

[Great King Bowser]

Only time i've gotten hit downtown was when I was playing tennis doubles.

Other guy served incorrectly into my box so I was ill prepared, and it struck me square in the nutsack without it even bouncing. I was down for 5 minutes.

The sledgehammer to the stomach analogy seems fitting of my experience.

 

[aku:jiki]

I wouldn't know as I've gone 24 years without scrotum trauma, but I have explained blue balls before and it was easier than expected.

 

[BatiGOOOOOOL]

Ask Raef LaFrentz

 

[whytemyke]

i'd be like "Just imagine all the nerve sensitivity that is your clit and tits combined balled up and left in the most exposed part of your body... then getting hit with a hammer."

 

[Jason]

Took a slap shot to the nuts once. I was on the ground drooling uncontrollably for a good 5 minutes.

 

[mas9055]

i'd be like "Just imagine all the nerve sensitivity that is your clit and tits combined balled up and left in the most exposed part of your body... then getting hit with a hammer."

That's the best one so far. Just x2. BTW: Raef, I feel your pain.

 

[lost_insaniti]

Just tell them to imagine that their tits were just run over by an
18 wheeler and the driver got out and twisted the nipples with pliers.
It's something like that.

 

[Dsal]

I try to explain it to them as similar to when you bump your funny bone really bad, except that it's multiplied by 5 and instead of the pain just kind of staying in one place it rapidly spreads up into your guts and aches.