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Have you ever had a blumpkin?

Or even heard of this? I recently came across this term in a Jimmy Carr comedy sketch where he asked the audience to shout out weird or strange sexual acts they’ve been asked to perform on their partners.

I had never heard of this and to be honest it’s not something that I’d ever want to experience.

Just wondered if anyone on GAF has participated or been asked to do this?




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[HellforLeather]

Why would you want this? I mean, how much time are you really going to save?

 

[MudoSkills]

No, nor have I wanted to.

Given my diet and the amount of booze I drink most of my shit comes out looking like it has been in a blender first and no matter how strong our love may be nobody else should have to put up with that.

 

[Stouffers]

The diagram shows a bald person with a flat ass blowing on a person’s knees whilst on the toilet. Never had a blumpkin.

 

[haxan7]

Yes and I highly recommend it

 

[jdforge]

Yes and I highly recommend it

Can you elaborate as to why? I think I’m a real prude for not even knowing what this is and finding it .... strange?

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

 

[DESTROYA]

Sorry no homo.

 

[haxan7]

Can you elaborate as to why? I think I’m a real prude for not even knowing what this is and finding it .... strange?

I love shitting and I love blowjobs

I never really had it done I was just BSing.

 

[TaySan]

No i can't say i have. What if you need to go both 1 and 2?

 

[Frogman_676]

reminds me my e-friend had the best twitch name ever....gimmeablumpkin

 

[Slings and Arrows]

I thought this was a 'round the twist' appreciation thread.

Have you ever,
ever felt like this,
when strange things happen
are you going 'round the twist?

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Man, I haven't heard of the term, 'blumpkin' in years..

u so naasty

 

[and 3 others]

I thought this was a 'round the twist' appreciation thread.

Have you ever,
ever felt like this,
when strange things happen
are you going 'round the twist?

I feel like half the things you type I actually understand.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

I feel like half the things you type I actually understand.

I'm doing better than I though.

 

[Rentahamster]

OP, I highly recommend the inverse blumpkin.

 

[nush]

Have you ever had a blumpkin? Or even heard of this?

I'm pretty sure a lot of these "Sex acts" and names are just made up by writers looking to fill space in a magazine or newspaper. Then just because of that it's willed into existence where people have read about it and so somebody out there tries it. Like for example Daisy Chaining.

 

[haxan7]

OP, I highly recommend the inverse blumpkin.

Don’t get a blowjob while not taking a shit?

 

[Grinchy]

Don’t get a blowjob while not taking a shit?

It turns out I'm really fucking good at getting these.

 

[Rentahamster]

Don’t get a blowjob while not taking a shit?

No, that's the "ruined blumpkin".

 

[jdforge]

OP, I highly recommend the inverse blumpkin.

Shudders.

 

[Rentahamster]

Shudders.

No no no, you're thinking of the "reverse blumpkin".

 

[HoodWinked]

i thought it was going to be this lol

 

[Kev Kev]

i wasnt sure how else to contribute to this thread so........ there's that

 

[The Lunch Legend]

No no no, you're thinking of the "inverse blumpkin".

this dude right here

 

[and 3 others]

Shudders.

May I introduce a fan favorite, Shidders!?