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Have your ever stolen anything?
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I burgled a television and a video player once (not from a residential home, from a business). felt like a cunt and never did it again. More did it because this guy said he was going to and I was like "bullshit, I'll come, bet you don't" and then he did. didn't bring any gloves for me either the fucker.
I wouldn't really be properly confessing if I didn't state that at the time it felt kind of neat legging it with a large television across a football field under the cover of night though...
I also used to blatantly encourage a friends little brother who was a kleptomaniac to steal. When I was young I didn't have a problem justifying it to myself if it wasn't me. it was totally wrong and the kids in jail now. sorry kid
I wouldn't really be properly confessing if I didn't state that at the time it felt kind of neat legging it with a large television across a football field under the cover of night though...
I also used to blatantly encourage a friends little brother who was a kleptomaniac to steal. When I was young I didn't have a problem justifying it to myself if it wasn't me. it was totally wrong and the kids in jail now. sorry kid
Excess Poo Flakes
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I stole a baby once and fed it to sharks.
From stores i stoled gum a couple of times, the little robot head of Optimus Prime. That's all, I believe. From people, a toy from a cousin(that black car with woman voice from the Gobots). All that when I was a kid. Oh and some money from my mom when I was 11 so I could go to the arcades . It's Bubbles Bobbles fault I feel bad about that.
. It's Bubbles Bobbles fault I feel bad about that.scissorfight
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Heh...I did the exact same thing. I always figured it was because my mom never let me have any sugar at all...it forced me to turn to a life of crime.pj325is said:
Alyssa Hu$tle
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Actually I stole a guys virginity once.
FrenchMovieTheme
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did he pull out and nut all over you?
AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Oh shit...I totally forgot the time when my friend Melissa and I totally went crazy at FAO Shwartz and stole around 3-4lbs of candy. I was like 16-17 when I did this too; hahaha...it was great.
Yeah, about 5 years ago I was a completely different person. I had a lot of bad influences. So basically, I thought stealing was not only OK, but cool. One time I bought Bouncer for ps2, and I took the game out, resealed the shrikwrap then returned it. Another time, me and a friend went into a Sam Goody, and I had him distract the clerk while I snatched about 10 dvds up cleverly, facing away from the cameras. Hey at least with all that stupid shit I've done I was smart with it, so as not to get caught. Im so grateful I didnt get caught during that childing phase.
When I was a kid I would steal chocolate bars and gaming magazines from the Mac's behind my house. I stopped when I was told by another customer outside the store that he saw what I did but he wouldn't turn me in. Knowing that I was caught and lucky enough not to get in trouble was enough for me to stop.
Late Stage Marxist
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Rampant piracy aside, I've never stolen a damned thing.
The Faceless Master
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too much stuff to list... but i stopped at 16...
I stole some lego's out of someones basement when I was a kid (Apartment building, their cellar was wide open with the holy light of lego shining out in front of me, I couldnt resist at the time), I got caught though and later that day I was walking home and a brick fell on my head from a tree (Kids tied it up in a tree house) I lived.
I stole 4 or 5 books from the library. I had a overdue book and had to wait a few weeks before I could check out some more. So I stole the books I wanted and brought them back when I was done with them.
A girl that was a friend of ours would steal games for us, dont know why - maybe it was her way of gaining our favor or something. She would go ino the store and stick 2 or 3 N64 and PS games into her pockets and pants and then walk out. (I got Megaman legends that way, great game)
This ones Ironic, Years ago I was at work and I saw a Bible laying around, I was doing some research on religion and I wanted one to read since I didnt at the time own one, so I stole the good book. :lol
That's all I can recall stealing my whole life.
I stole 4 or 5 books from the library. I had a overdue book and had to wait a few weeks before I could check out some more. So I stole the books I wanted and brought them back when I was done with them.
A girl that was a friend of ours would steal games for us, dont know why - maybe it was her way of gaining our favor or something. She would go ino the store and stick 2 or 3 N64 and PS games into her pockets and pants and then walk out. (I got Megaman legends that way, great game)
This ones Ironic, Years ago I was at work and I saw a Bible laying around, I was doing some research on religion and I wanted one to read since I didnt at the time own one, so I stole the good book. :lol
That's all I can recall stealing my whole life.
TheTurtleTitan
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Same here. I was 6 and everything. It was around Christmas, and I thought Santa Claus was going to give me coal, so I told my mom, we had a little talk, and told me that Santa would be proud for confessing.dem said:
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