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Jesus Christ this is a real thing now? The side effects at the end especially kill me.

Dont worry about that internal bleeding as long as you pee like a fire hose.

Anyone feel like they need to pee more?

 

[teezzy]

I drink 2 gallons of water every day

I pee on everything

 

[DonMigs85]

 

[Rentahamster]

Urolift? I think I ate that at Greek restaurant.

 

[Elcid]

I drink 2 gallons of water every day

I pee on everything

That last line seems oddly specific.

 

[Prison Mike]

I drink 2 gallons of water every day

I pee on everything

 

[notseqi]

I already have a drinking problem:

 

[nikolino840]

Me..
I avoid those things...

 

[Kagey K]

I had a girl once tell me the louder your pee was, the shorter your dick was.

She had worked it out to something like the shorter the dick, the longer the pee had to fall into the toilet so gravity, being what it is, made the pee fall faster and louder.

 

[LoV]

I pee sitting down. Before you judge me, I'm female. Don't assume my gender.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

I pee sitting down. Before you judge me, I'm female. Don't assume my gender.

I pee on trees because I can.

 

[GAMETA]

I pee alright. I think there's something wrong with my number 2 though. A virgin anus shouldn't be able to release those monoliths.

 

[BigBooper]

I'm kind of like a shower head set to mist.

Seems like this would increase your risk of cancer, when the enlarge prostate already puts you at increased risk. I guess it's better than a catheter? This guy seems to love them.

Spoiler: Catheter lover

 

[Mistake]

I had a girl once tell me the louder your pee was, the shorter your dick was.

She had worked it out to something like the shorter the dick, the longer the pee had to fall into the toilet so gravity, being what it is, made the pee fall faster and louder.

well my theory is that guys with smaller dicks can’t aim and get it on the seat