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HELL YEAH!!!! I just scared an old white woman

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ShadowRed

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Ok where I'm staying the laundry is directly on the otherside of complex and to get there I have to cross the courtyard. Earlier as I was seperating the laundry I realized that the shirt I had on needed washing as well, and to compound matters further I had no other clean shirt. It's only a small distance to tranverse I think to myself so when I loaded my shirts into the washer I took off the one I had on and placed it with the rest. So later on in the day I am on the way back to pick up my newly clean and dried shirts. As I enter into the courtyard I take notice of a elderly white woman coming slowly down the stairs, her head, tittering and bobbing on her shoulders, like one of those bigheaded bobble dolls with springs for their necks. It was tilted down staring attentively at her equally shaky feet. She would stopping for a few scant seconds after she had gotten both feet on the same landing, before repeating the slow process. She was just about to an end of this labourous leg of her journey when she looks up and sees, a shirtless BLACKMAN, carrying an unknown but obviously dangerous bottle of laundry soap. That blackman was me. I have at this point traversed halfway the distance of the courtyard. Abruptly her quievering and measured demeaner steadies and her glance is no longer on her faltering steps, but upon my nakeness. She pause for a moment as if transfixed by the visage of some unexplain apparition, and then as sudden as her steadiness came whirled around in one motion turning 180 degress and hurriedly moved up the stairs that just moments before had treatened to bring her crashing down upon the pavement. I for a moment was at a lose to explain such a drastic change in her course, then slowly as if an invisible hand had moved inside my brain and turned a switch it dawned on me. I was the reason for her reaction, or to be more accurate my dark complexion and the centuries of unfounded fear, loathing and unfounded hatred the sight of it brings to certain people, who where nursed from the bossom of racism and color bigotry. I frowned for a second, if that, and immediatly flashed a grin that stretched from one ear all the way over to the next, and as I looked on at the scared old white woman as she reached the apex of her flight and glanced backwards to measure the distance she had covered from me I thought, "HELL YEAH!!!!! I just scared a old white woman." and all was right with the world.





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Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Did you happen to think that just maybe she was afraid of your naked upper body,for all we know you have man titties or she might have thought you a wanted piece of old granny ass.
 

ShadowRed

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Matrix said:
Did you happen to think that just maybe she was afraid of your naked upper body,for all we know you have man titties or she might have thought you a wanted piece of old granny ass.




Obvious you didn't see my picture when I posted it or you would know I don't have man titties nor would I have a need for granny ass.
 

nitewulf

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ShadowRed said:
i wouldn't doubt it. but even freakier was my own experience. i and a bunch my classmates were hanging out after school, we went to this pool place in queens, ny. so after a few hours of playing pool and drinking beer, we left the pool hall and walked about the streets towards the subway.
now im bangladeshi, but i have a light complexion so i probably look persian or something, with me were my friends, a jamaican, a russian, and a dominican guy.
we were all wearing glasses.
if you arent following yet, we didnt look threatening at all. we are in fact a bunch of nerds.
ok, so far so good.
we stopped to have a smoke before getting in the train, while an elderly black man hurried by, avoiding us by a huge margin, then he stopped about 10 yards away and said, "boy, you guys are some tough looking folk, scared me half to death."
and funny thing is, he wasnt being sarcastic at all.
eh, we were just rolling on the floor...i mean us, a bunch of nerds...tough guys...hahahahahahaha.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
I usually dont look at pic threads.

I'm sure you dont need granny ass,but she still might have thought you wanted some.
 
Well, that's so pitiful!

And by the way, next time you tell the story please use some common sense and always "paragraph" your story. :D :D
 
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you should have smacked that bitch with an enourmous block of text.
 

NLB2

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catfish said:
you should have smacked that bitch with an enourmous block of text.
:lol :lol :lol

Great story btw. I'm glad you took that humorously instead of getting offended. Old people like that aren't ever going to change.
 
catfish said:
you should have smacked that bitch with an enourmous block of text.


Only lolerskates can express my enjoyment of this statement.


ShadowRed +1 those things happen from time to time with me as well and it's just great to know that it still works.
 
You can dye your hair blonde, listen to rock, eat fondue, whatever. If you can still scare white people, you're undeniably a black guy.
 

Socreges

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As a white male, I scare old black women all the time.

Usually that requires me stealing their purse at gun-point, but it's basically the same thing.
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
You should have made your pecks bounce when she looked at you. :lol
 
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Folder

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ShadowRed. Like a retarded, charmless version of The Black Stallion. Quite brilliant...
 

pnjtony

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I don't know if it had anything to do with race dude. When I was 16 I worked at a grocery store and I was usually working at closing time. One night i was bringing in the last of the carts and this old woman was walking on the sidewalk and we passed when i was on my way to the carts on the other side of the lot. Funny thing was that when we passed she flinched and pulled her purse in close to her.

While that doesn't sound funny, i was all of about 100 pounds, very skinny and very pale at 16. Granny could have easily taken me.

All I'm saying is that it's not always about giant naked black men, hehe

I do have to admit though, that I kinda flinch when larg black when walk up to me unless I know em.

When I was about 15 I was visiting my cousin in river rouge michigan (really close to detroit) anyways we walked up to a party store about 2 blocks one evening and we were both jumped by about 5 black guys. Apparently we weren't allowed to go to that store after 5 O Clock in thier town. I got a broken arm(pale and skinny remember?) among plenty other cuts scrapes bruises and overall pain. Cousin had his nose broken among his cuts scrapes and bruises. Ever since then I've been kind of effected by that experience so even though I know it's wrong and racist, I still flinch.

Before you ask, no, i've never been jumped by a bunch of white kids. I fought a white kid in the 3rd grade, but that was it. Yeah, I lived in the soft suburbs.
 
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