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Help me out here, GAFits (friend in military related)

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White Man

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Maybe 2 months ago, one of my friends back in PA enlisted in the Marines. Long story short, this person has no connection to his family. He's five years younger than me. He's never been known to be very social. I spoke with him in person maybe a half dozen times my senior year of high school, and since then our friendship has been exclusively electronic.

The problem I'm having is that, having no relationship with his family, he sends all his allotted letters to me. Over the past 2 weeks, I've gotten 4 of them, and I really don't know how to respond to these things. How supportive am I supposed to be? Surely, being my normal, smamry assholish self would not be acceptable. And when the hell did postage stamps get so expensive? And why is there NO SPACE between the words on the letters? And why does he seem about 25 IQ points less satisfactory in handwritten writing than he does in typed stuff?

Also, on all 4 letters, he's gotten my address wrong, but they've still found their way to the correct location. I suspect that the Scientologists are just giving me an unlubed mindfucking. Seriously, I have no idea what to say to the kid. Half of me wants to write some potentially rudimentary supportive letter. My other half wants to send him a 10 page document comparing and contrasting the incorrectly theorised calculus/I-Ching connection with the mating habits of the Mandarin whitefish.

I probably should respond before he goes cr But what to say? And 37 cents? Jesus!.
 

slayn

needs to show more effort.
If I were in the armed forces, I imagine that would suck and I would something to cheer me up. Encouragement and happy sayings would not do that. I don't know what this kid is like, but if I were in his position, the best thing you could possibly do for me is write little short stories like your gaf tales of depravity.
 
Man if I were you I would just talk about whatever. He isn't looking for a rah-rah just a connection. Just give him something that would entertain you. Hell if you are an asshole give him that obviously he has some connection to you.
 

Brannon

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1. Send him an encouraging letter.

2. As punishment for getting your address wrong several times, send a piece of Juicy Fruit Gum inside the letter.

3. You will get more instructions later depending on if your friend is cool with this or not cool with this...
 
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