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[aoi tsuki]

Wow, i thought this was just a fantasy of hers. i dated a girl who had some kinda extreme fantasies... rape, sex in front of a group, prostitution. i fulfilled some of them, but luckily it was over between us before the prostitution thing really came up.

You're already pimping her if you're charging her $15 for cigarettes. Your best bet is to just get out of the situation now before you get in any deeper.

Out of curiousity, was she or is she currently being abused?

 

[deadhorse32]

Tell her to model for Amateur porn websites or little porn production companies and become her agent.

Same jobs, she could become famous and it sounds way less illegal.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Wow, i thought this was just a fantasy of hers. i dated a girl who had some kinda extreme fantasies... rape, sex in front of a group, prostitution. i fulfilled some of them, but

Wait...go back.

 

[Chrono]

Wait...go back.

LOL my thought exactly.

 

[Alucard]

This thread...ROCKS!

 

[Leon]

This thread is possibly the stupidest thread I've ever seen. NLB2, assuming this isn't a joke, or a ridiculously exaggerated story for the sake of the forum, the simple fact that you even considered it should get this thread locked. I can't believe the initial post was even dignified with serious replies.

 

[NLB2]

This sounds like a great business opportunity. Jump on it! Also, make sure you have frequent, unprotected sex with her. Best decision you'll ever make.

lol, I like your tag, Slo.

 

[Greekboy]

rape, sex in front of a group, prostitution. i fulfilled some of them, ?

Rapist!

This thread is possibly the stupidest thread I've ever seen. NLB2, assuming this isn't a joke, or a ridiculously exaggerated story for the sake of the forum, the simple fact that you even considered it should get this thread locked. I can't believe the initial post was even dignified with serious replies.

Some people do live an unsheltered life you know.

 

[nitewulf]

well to tell you the truth, its not all that outlandish. an acquintance of mine met up with his old HS buddy a while ago, cute korean chic, one thing leads to another and she asks him to drive her around. so he did that for a while, and got to do her as well...lucky bastard.

 

[NLB2]

Mama Smurf: Ciggarretes are the least of her worries. Besides, they helped her quit pot. (At least that's what she told me)

aoi tsuki: She's been raped statutorely many times. I don't know about any other type of sexual or physical abuse.

Milhouse31: That would be a horrible thing to do considering she is only sixteen.

Leon: Read my posts before you post. If you just read my first post its understandable to think I considered it even though the only question I posed was "How do you get a girl to leave you alone?"

Edit: Typo

 

[Chipopo]

Mama Smurf: Ciggarretes are the least of her worries. Besides, they helped her quit pot

LOL

 

[Leon]

Let me make it clearer.

I'm not saying it isn't possible. I'm saying that the subject matter should be treated with a little more discretion. Sounds like it's just me, but reading the thread bothers me, because the situation should and could have been dealt with as soon as it occured, and now it's only prolonged for the sake of humor and for bragging purposes.

EDIT : for instance, I don't understand how nitewulf would still have respect for a guy who willingly drives a girl around for her to sell herself, so much that he would consider him lucky for having nailed her. Jesus.

 

[Mike Works]

"Will you be my pimp"

"Well I'm not a pimp, have never been a pimp, and wouldn't know how to be a pimp, but let me ask the internet"

 

[Greekboy]

Let me make it clearer.

I'm not saying it isn't possible. I'm saying that the subject matter should be treated with a little more discretion. Sounds like it's just me, but reading the thread bothers me, because the situation should and could have been dealt with as soon as it occured, and now it's only prolonged for the sake of humor and for bragging purposes.

EDIT : for instance, I don't understand how nitewulf would still have respect for a guy who willingly drives a girl around for her to sell herself, so much that he would consider him lucky for having nailed her. Jesus.

Agreed.

 

[deadhorse32]

Milhouse31: That would be a horrible thing to do considering she is only sixteen.

hahaha yeah she is young ( i didn't read the whole thread so i don't know if it was mentionned ).

Anyway you can take the sentence i just quoted and apply it to your prostitution question.

 

[NLB2]

Mike Works: The only thing I asked was "How do you get a girl to leave you alone?"

Perhaps the thread title is misleading. You can change it if you so wish.

 

[nitewulf]

EDIT : for instance, I don't understand how nitewulf would still have respect for a guy who willingly drives a girl around for her to sell herself, so much that he would consider him lucky for having nailed her. Jesus.

fact is, i dont have respect for him, thats why i said acquintance instead of a friend.

personally, i wouldnt drive her around...just wouldnt be able to do it. im too nice of a guy. i said it more as a jest. but yeah, i do envy him because he got to do her.

cause you know what, my being too moral did nothing for my sex life. sometimes you just gotta forget your principles and do it.

also, to make it clear, i dont find sleeping with a prostitute offensive or immoral.

 

[Leon]

fact is, i dont have respect for him, thats why i said acquintance instead of a friend.

I stand corrected. And relieved...

 

[dskillzhtown]

Mike Works: The only thing I asked was "How do you get a girl to leave you alone?"

Perhaps the thread title is misleading. You can change it if you so wish.

Puh-lease, don't act like you weren't thinking about it. The thread title is "Help with prostitution", not, "How do I make a girl leave me alone." I don't know how old you are, but it is pretty easy to make any girl leave you alone. Basically tell her to leave you alone. But if you actually want to help this girl, you need to isolate her from her current friends. That is the only way she is going to get any better. She can go to a treatment center, some public health place or something.

 

[Nintendo Ate My Children]

Haha, this is hilarious.

Let me tell you what to do:

Run. Stay the fuck away from this fucked up bitch. Don't try to help her, you can't. Not unless you're a fully accredited psychologist with a few years to throw away. Don't even try to fuck her, it's not worth it. There's lots of girls on this planet who aren't mental cases. You want her to leave you alone? Easy: don't talk to her. Don't call her, don't accept her calls, don't visit. It's easy as pie.

If you take any other advice other than what I have said and the similar advice from others in this thread, it's your ass. Don't be stupid.

 

[shuri]

I've seen the same thread on genmay ages ago. Move along

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

FHUTA and charge her. You ain't a real pimp til you start taking a cut out of her ass.

 

[NLB2]

Nintendo Ate My Children: Yeah, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Hopefully nothing more will come from this.

Skinnyrratler: 71 posts until F***** (that's bannable now, isn't it? That's amazing.

 

[jett]

Hit it, then tell her "Nah, not good enough".

 

[RevenantKioku]

Tell her you need a test run. Just get a blow job out of it, but make sure to let loose in her eyes/hair. If she bitches, she ain't ready to be a ho.
No matter what your actual opinions were, tell her hit was horrible, and you're ashamed that she wanted you to be her pimp.
Problem solved.

 

[Boogie]

Skinnyrratler: 71 posts until F***** (that's bannable now, isn't it? That's amazing.

I think that decision was overruled.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Well, I think since you have no problem taking a 16 year old ciggarettes, then yes, you should profit from driving her to peoples houses twice her age who are all gonna probably bang her up the arse. I mean, a banging up the ass never killed anyone last I checked. Cigarrettes on the other hand.......

what is wrong with you, shes fucked ignore her and wait for her to turn up on the news so you can say to your friends "I knew that chick"

 

[mightynine]

Which pimp are you?

 

[Incognito]

Ok, hopefully this will help people not doubt the story so much.
A few days ago the girl (who is sixteen) called me to ask me to buy her a couple packs of ciggarretes. I agreed if she would pay me for the ciggarretes plus fifteen bucks for the trouble (she lives about 20 minutes away from me). She thought those terms were appropriate so I bought the ciggarretes and drove to her house. When she was paying me she mentioned that she had stolen the money from her sister. I asked her why she didn't just get a job. This is when she told me her real reason for having me get her the ciggarretes. She said she has tons of sex anyway so she might as well get paid for it. I said I wasn't interested in being her pimp so, in an attempt to enhance the deal, she said I could have a test run. I turned down that offer as well and I went home. She's been bothering me about it ever since trying to get me to change my mind.

What the fuck is the matter with you? Who turns down free, no strings attached sex? Get off of GA and get on her.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I don't need this sort of shit when I'm about to go to sleep, dude.

 

[ourumov]

I still remember the case of a guy who offered money to one of my friends in exchange for protection in High School...That guy was called the bee...
Not very related but this thread reminded me about it.

 

[JackFrost2012]

I should just learn how to just let people ruin their lives on their own and not get bogged down in it.

This is an important and difficult life lesson to learn. Try to learn it without entering the world of legalized prostitution!

 

[border]

Sounds like Shuri's old girlfriend is doing pretty well these days..

 

[Dragona Akehi]

Alright kiddies, fun time is over.