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[Gargus]

Came to shit but only farted.


Whats something funny or just weird you've seen written on a bathroom wall? Or is that even a thing anymore?

 

[Foamy]

Is this a Sony exclusive?

 

[PumpkinPie]

I thought you'd just seen the PS5 controller.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

RIP thread

 

[SentientStone]

Dreams exclusive

 

[hunthunt]

A small hole with a 'insert dick here' written at his side

 

[BlueAlpaca]

Cerny promised me an SSD
all I got was an STD


....

 

[Hinedorf]

I worked construction and saw this lovely poem written on the porta potty door.....

He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls
He who reads those words of wit, eats those rolled up balls of shit

construction workers...

 

[sonomamashine]

1 Sh!t = 12 Farts
Thread Relocation in 3...2...1

 

[Foamy]

OP must be playing his Switch on the shitter in public rest room.
It's the only plausible connection.

 

[kiphalfton]

I'm not white trash, so I don't write on the bathroom wall. That and why would you want to spend any more time than necessary in a public bathroom?

 

[FranXico]

 

[Handy Fake]

1 Sh!t = 12 Farts
Thread Relocation in 3...2...1

Still better than a Voost Kain thread.

 

[Pong!]

No matter how much you shake your peg,
At least one drop runs down your leg.

 

[888]

9.5 Terrafarts.

 

[kingbean]

I saw one that made me laugh because it was offensive but positive. I can't write it because it uses the N word.

 

[Nymphae]

...weird you've seen written on a bathroom wall?

2 times in college I walked into a stall that had shit smeared around. The first time it was a giant X wiped onto the back of the door under the coat hanger, the other time it was just lazily applied near the toilet paper dispenser.

 

[nowhat]

So this is not of my own creation, but I saw it written at a bus stop (here in .fi, so perhaps there was something lost in translation, but I found it incredibly hilarious):

"punk is not death"

...and I've made the point to tag it everywhere if I'm given a marker and I'm drunk enough. Because, there's a point to it.

 

[sonomamashine]

I saw one that made me laugh because it was offensive but positive. I can't write it because it uses the N word.

Im already Triggered

 

[Pejo]

huh...literal shitposting, well i never....

 

[nush]

Kimberly-Clark

Is a slag

 

[Birdo]

Came to shit but only farted.

That was the ghost of your shit.

 

[Nymphae]

The original phrasing was "paid a dime but only farted" because of pay toilets.

 

[Mr Hyde]

 

[Batiman]

Call Gargus for a good time

566-2299

 

[King of Foxes]

Chinese poodles eating noodles through their doodles

 

[M1chl]

Cerny promised me an SSD
all I got was an STD


....

I just listened to this, which was recommended me few moments back, truly sometimes everything working for me : D

 

[Thing on a Spring]

"Insert baby for refund...." on a condom machine.

 

[NinjaMouse]

"Jesus saves...but Gretzky scores on the rebound"

 

[kingbean]

There is a Stephen King story about a traveling salesman sitting in a motel planning on killing himself but he's busy thinking about his favorite bathroom poems.

Great story.

 

[I_D]

The best one I've seen was, "Why are you looking here? The joke is in your hands."

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Prison Mike]

I saw one that made me laugh because it was offensive but positive. I can't write it because it uses the N word.

Neil?

 

[eddie4]

 

[Windle Poons]

XXXXXX sucks cock. Phone XXXX XXXXXX

Replace the x's with the various names and numbers you have seen over the decades. Usually since you first saw it written in the bogs at school.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Phone numbers and lame ads for sex.
But you know what's universal to public bathrooms? It's worldwide, doesn't matter if it's an American restroom, European, Asian, Chinese.
There's always a dick drawing on the wall.

 

[Duellist]

Paid a dime but only farted.
Yesterday I took a chance saved my dime but shit my pants.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

People who write on shithouse walls
roll their shit into little balls.
People who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit.