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walking home from the pub tonight in shitty freezing ass weather, something like 0 degrees with a wind chill factor of FUCKING FREEZING, we've been drinking all night at this little bar and are pretty drunk ok..... So we get to this Anzac war memorial thing which has this big statue with a pond in front of it and my friend runs up to it and skips the pond, jumps on the edge of this ledge thing and screams something like "FUCK YEAH, I'M THE MAN" (or something equally silly) anyway what he said was irrelevant, because the second he yelled it his right foot slipped on the tiles and he fell ass backwards straight into the pond. His head went under the water and everything :lol . Picture it, 5am, freezing ass wind and it's been raining hard all night (but break in the weather to allow us to not take a taxi)
Just now was the most I can remember belly laughing in the longest time. I literally had to stop walking and take a piss to stop something embarrasing happening.
It was like my worst imaginable situation to be in ever, happening right in front of my eyes. It's the best thing I ever saw, live journal I know, but shit, just soooo funny.
Just now was the most I can remember belly laughing in the longest time. I literally had to stop walking and take a piss to stop something embarrasing happening.
It was like my worst imaginable situation to be in ever, happening right in front of my eyes. It's the best thing I ever saw, live journal I know, but shit, just soooo funny.