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[Diablos]

Reese something...

 

[BruceWayne]

This is such an old joke.


Reese Witherspoon?


NO. Witherknife.

 

[Diablos]

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Wario64]

lolwhat

 

[Triumph]

Bastard. My drunk ass just scoured the newswires for something on her ass.

 

[Diablos]

Ok so there's a black kid and a white kid fighting about what color God is.

They end up going to a church to ask him. "God, what color are you?"

"I AM WHAT I AM."

So the white kid says, "see, I told you he was white." The black kid doesn't understand. "How do you know?" The white kid replies... "because if he was black, he would have said 'I is what I is.'"

HAHAHAHAHHA

 

[AeroGod]

Ok so there's a black kid and a white kid fighting about what color God is.

They end up going to a church to ask him. "God, what color are you?"

"I AM WHAT I AM."

So the white kid says, "see, I told you he was white." The black kid doesn't understand. "How do you know?" The white kid replies... "because if he was black, he would have said 'I is what I is.'"

HAHAHAHAHHA

LOL

 

[john tv]

Ok so there's a black kid and a white kid fighting about what color God is.

They end up going to a church to ask him. "God, what color are you?"

"I AM WHAT I AM."

So the white kid says, "see, I told you he was white." The black kid doesn't understand. "How do you know?" The white kid replies... "because if he was black, he would have said 'I is what I is.'"

HAHAHAHAHHA

 

[yoshifumi]

Ok so there's a black kid and a white kid fighting about what color God is.

They end up going to a church to ask him. "God, what color are you?"

"I AM WHAT I AM."

So the white kid says, "see, I told you he was white." The black kid doesn't understand. "How do you know?" The white kid replies... "because if he was black, he would have said 'I is what I is.'"

HAHAHAHAHHA

hahahaha awesome

 

[demon]

haha, stup8id blacks and thiier non verb-conjugatin asses

oh n man 'i'm tdrunuk again


wiat' i'm not racist, i love blacks

 

[BuddyC]

this thread has made me chuckle.

 

[Mike Works]

wait, God is Popeye?

 

[karasu]

:|


What does a white man see when he looks at his family tree?







A straight line

 

[Triumph]

i yam what i yam

 

[Bishman]

Ok so there's a black kid and a white kid fighting about what color God is.

They end up going to a church to ask him. "God, what color are you?"

"I AM WHAT I AM."

So the white kid says, "see, I told you he was white." The black kid doesn't understand. "How do you know?" The white kid replies... "because if he was black, he would have said 'I is what I is.'"

HAHAHAHAHHA

lol

 

[Diablos]

 

[iapetus]

wiat' i'm not racist, i love blacks

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

 

[JasoNsider]

I was bloody surprised when my mom told me some black jokes when I was younger. Weirdo mother....

How do you get black kids to stop jumping on their bed?

Put Velcro on the ceiling

What do black people call Toys 'r' Us?

We Be Toys.

 

[Diablos]

AHAHAHAHA

 

[pollo]

my favorite racist joke is this:

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on juan



hahahahhaha

 

[Diablos]

hahahhaha

 

[XS+]

 

[MrPing1000]

What did the German clock maker say to the Clock that only went Tick?


Vee haf Vays of making you Tock!

 

[Escape Goat]

lollersk8s

 

[elitehebrew]

AHAHAHAHA

Teh uglixors

 

[Diablos]

What do Sea Monsters eat for breakfast?

Fish and chips!

AHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Vormund]

Ok so there's a black kid and a white kid fighting about what color God is.

They end up going to a church to ask him. "God, what color are you?"

"I AM WHAT I AM."

So the white kid says, "see, I told you he was white." The black kid doesn't understand. "How do you know?" The white kid replies... "because if he was black, he would have said 'I is what I is.'"

HAHAHAHAHHA

bwahahahaha.

 

[Pattergen]

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months


Lollersk8s!!!

 

[Diablos]

hahahaha

your mom is so stupid, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonald's!

ahahaha

 

[Willco]

This thread needs pictures of Olimario's girlfriend.

 

[Thaedolus]

After the Titanic sunk there was a life boat that was sinking because it was overloaded. Seeing the need to lose some of the weight, a Briton sacrificed himself and jumped off saying "Long live the queen!"

Getting in the spirit, the French man jumped saying "Viva la France!"

Then the American stood up and threw off the Mexican saying "Remember the Alamo!"

 

[Pattergen]

Your mom's so poor I walked in and droped a cigarette butt on the floor and she said clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat.

 

[Diablos]

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem!

hehe

 

[Thaedolus]

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem!

hehe

LAME

 

[Pattergen]

How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.

 

[Diablos]

LAME

LAME ain't an mp3 encoder! But it IS software! Haha

 

[Pattergen]

 

[Willco]

This thread needs more pictures of Olimario's girlfriend.

 

[Xenon]

Did you hear about the cop who shot the gas station attendant?


It seems that the attendant was smoking and caught his hand on fire. The flames quickly traveled up to his shoulder. He freaked out and ran flailing madly towards a cop that was near by. The cop took out his gun and shot him in the chest, killing him.


Later at the trial they asked the cop why he shot the man. He replied "Because he was waiving a fire arm" har har har

 

[Pattergen]

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.

Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."

ROTFLOMGLOL Funny Joke!1

 

[Kefkaff]

So theres two pies in the oven. And the one turns to the other one and says "boy, it sure is hot in here" to which the other pie replies "OH MY GOD! A TALKING PIE!!"