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Lakitu

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Edit: F***ING BROTHER.

Please don't ban me.

Explanation: Can you please close this? I went down and I left my gaf window open and my brother decided to be a wise guy and post something stupid. Thanks. I apologise.
 
Please choose one of the following paths to continue this thread:

(Pg23) - "You walk into a dark hallway and see a man standing tall on the other end. He wears a gold badge emblazoned with the word 'Moderator.' A ban stick is seen swinging from his hip."

(Pg39) - "In front of you lies a bed. You decide that after several hours of abusing hardcore hallucinogenics, it might be best to turn out for the night before the ghost gets the best of you."

(Pg55) - "Blud rises from the ground menacingly, its horrific body exposed to the air. Its many organs can be seen pulsating behind its translucent skin. Noticing it has been summoned by [Insertname], it awaits your request."

(Pg67) - "You beat your brother to death with a Louieville slugger bat, affectionately adorned with the word 'BLUD.'"

(Pg75) - "bye"
 
Lakitu said:

You have selected PG67: "You beat your brother to death with a Louieville slugger bat, affectionately adorned with the word 'BLUD.'"



Excerpt: "[Lakitu] hovers over the mangled corpse of his younger brother. Drops of blood slink along the side of the bat and drip below, splotting the ground a sickly crimson. He had loved his sibling at one time, of course, but at this moment it seemed a distant memory of a life past. No matter his feelings, [Lakitu] realized it was indeed a new chapter of his life - from this act, no individual can return. This daunting realization upon him and gone, he stumbles awkwardly toward the exit. Twisting the knob, a shadow begins to grow along the wall. A piercing moan rings through the apartment, pausing [Lakitu] in his steps.

Slowly turning around, he sees the grotesque corpse of his brother risen giving way to the monstrous hide of a ultra zombie. Tonight, the flesh and blood of [Lakitu] would be its feast."
 
LittleTokyo said:
"Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you!!!"

Edit: PSP is digging its own grave.
This is now a "Random Lyrics/PSP Thread"


Oh mirror mirror
You’re coming in clear
I’m finally somewhere in between
I’m impressed
What a beautiful chest
I never meant to make a big scene

Will you resign to the latest design
You look so messy when you dress up in dreams
One more for hire
Or wonderful liar?
I think it’s time we all should come clean

Stack dead actors
Stacked to the rafters
Line up the bastards
All I want is the truth

Hey hey now, can you fake it?
Can you make it look like we want?
Hey hey now, can you take it?
And we cry when they all die blonde?

God bless, what a sensitive mess
Yeah but things aren’t always what they seem
You’re teary wise
Your famous disguise
Never knowing who to believe

See through
Yeah, but what do you do?
When you’re just another aging drag queen?

PSP IS DOOOOMED!

Stack dead actors
Stacked to the rafters
Line up the bastards
All I want is the truth
 
And I'll never make love
In this town again
Everyone on the dancefloor is doomed
Hit the ground
Shut your mouth

PSP is more muvees then gamez, lol!!!11
 
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