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Hilarious clip....

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Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Date of Lies said:
I thought u weren't supposed to use martial arts for outside fights.

depends on what school of thought your school belongs to..
 

xnipx

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I wonder why they blurred the swastika flag in the background. I just thought it was funny cuz the guy kept sayin "GRAB HIS NUTS DUDE!"
 

Papi

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That fight was shit. Red McDojo guy just got lucky. They had no control over their attacks. Franky was over-reaching. Red McDojo had as much of an idea of what he was doing as Franky did. I would've pimp slapped him the fuck out just for doing that stupid chav-stance.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
karasu said:
dude in the red was just a little anxious. He knew what he was doing.

I agree... he looked like he didn't want to get jumped by all those guys as well...
 

Papi

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karasu said:
dude in the red was just a little anxious. He knew what he was doing.
What style of martial arts do you think he was doing? He was on his toes half the time in his stance. What kind of bullshit was that? If you look at his stance after Franky throws the first punch then you can see that it turns to shit. The stance was just for show. His legs wouldn't have been that wide apart, inviting a groin kick, if he knew what he was doing.
Any experienced martial artist could tell you that Red Shirt doesn't know shit.
 

Mejilan

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Yeah, red was nervous, but mostly in control of his actions, and more importantly, the fight. From the beginning. It was a nice and fast take-down, probably the best way to diffuse the situation once violence was inevitable. I'd be afraid of getting jumped by his friends, too. Not a fun distraction, that. As for his stance, I definitely would not have gone with that. The best way to look, in that situation, is as if you don't know what the fuck you're doing, then take the shmuck out. His stance, I think, was an attempt to intimidate his opponent, which arguably may have worked. Also, he may have been inviting a groin kick, he may have been very skilled in countering it. Could have been going for a quick take down.

As for the Neo-Nazi, he got beat the fuck up. Deservedly, most likely.
 

karasu

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Papi said:
What style of martial arts do you think he was doing? He was on his toes half the time in his stance. What kind of bullshit was that? If you look at his stance after Franky throws the first punch then you can see that it turns to shit. The stance was just for show. His legs wouldn't have been that wide apart, inviting a groin kick, if he knew what he was doing.
Any experienced martial artist could tell you that Red Shirt doesn't know shit.


I've been an experienced martial artist for over twenty years! I think he was doing Choy lay Fut. His stance wasn't just for show, when he countered he was suppossed to step back into a snake but he was a little sloppy and kind of leaned back.
 

Ferrio

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Our style of Kung Fu is “Choy Lay Fut”, a southern Chinese style very famous for it’s effectiveness as a style of fighting. Choy Lay Fut is famous for its long range hand techniques which are known to help in defense against multiple opponents, for it’s speed and quick movements, deceptive hands and footwork, wide range of weapons and it’s ability to adapt to any situation.
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Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
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Choy Lay Fut is very real, and has a history that comes from Chinese Dragon dancing... so there is indeed a little flash and show boating in there.. people who are really great at this style are amazing to watch go through the forms.. (also with a staff they rock!!!)
 

karasu

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Papi said:
Do they teach wildly-swinging-arms technique with Choy Lay Fut?

You could say that,though they arent wild. They are wide motion full body swinging type movements though. Really powerful blows. I think the kid chose the counter he was going to do before an actual punch was thrown, which is why he tried the exact same move two or three times and looked so anxious/stiff when doing it.

BlackAce said it.
 
shit man that guys gets his ass kicked!

but as the video clip ends you can see the other guy who is on Frankies side puts down his camera to go and probably start a new fight with the " funnt Martial ars stance dude" :lol :lol :lol

man he looked so funnt when he took that stance i was like WTF! hahaha
 

jonhuz

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I would have kick the shit out of his lead leg where all his weight was. Kung-fu stances suck, muay thai all the way!
 

Meier

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Socreges said:
The beautiful game :) They make it look so fucking easy too..... nevermind doing any of that in a game, under pressure, but even in a scrimmage or by yourself... so much talent required

I know some people that try and imitate that Ronaldinho move.... and just embarrass themselves. Even when it kinda works. There's a reason why it's been done so rarely...

It's an impressive video, but without seeing any finishes after those moves, it's kind of irrelevant. Fancy footwork and ballhandling is fun to watch, but if you dont get a score out of it -- what's the point?
 

Socreges

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Meier said:
It's an impressive video, but without seeing any finishes after those moves, it's kind of irrelevant. Fancy footwork and ballhandling is fun to watch, but if you dont get a score out of it -- what's the point?
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.....POINT!?? "fun to watch". That shit is just so difficult to pull off. I was with my friend yesterday and tried emulating some of those things, but couldn't. And I play four times a week (two teams - outdoor/indoor). Which maybe allows me to understand just how impressive they are. Moves like those leave me in awe.

I'm honestly confused by your post... irrelevant? Huh?
 
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