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[Momar]

i'm diarrhea nigga
you ain't ready for this shit

flash and flare by little brother

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Can-I-Bus - How We Roll

I promise ya no less than a hundred-thousand kilometres
My bomb threats'll have you evacuatin your continent
I'm barbaric with the alphanumeric
Hittin you with lyrics that separates your body from your spirit

...

We savages, snatchin microphones from amateurs
Cause like women who get abortions, I ain't havin it
I rip you, my metaphor content, will split you
into little, powderlike crystals, so I can sniff you
What I say should be displayed at the Smithsonian
Your rhymes are phonier than cubic zirconias
Have you any idea what I do to crews like you
How many ni**az in my career, I ran through?
Comin afta ya, blastin ya, with the shotgun
like a front seat passenger
You must be askin fa', some sort of a massacre
I'll attack ya cardiovascular
Shatter you like glass in automobile crashes
when I smash that ass into blackberry molasses
Rip your speaker to ashes, and kick a hole in it
cause I'll be in the crowd if you ain't controllin it

…


I roll up on ya crew quicker than long sleeves
At a "Speed" that would confuse Keanu Reeves

….

Line for line I battle any kind of MC at any time
whether they signed or unsigned
Wit many lines, more lines than a million pair of Adidas
More lines than the bible quoted from Jesus
More lines than a African herd of zebras
Ni**az just ain't fuckin wit the 'cannabis sativa'

let's go.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Ghostface | Iron Man - Winter Warz

'Donna blessed the track with one of the illest verses ever.

You heard of the rasp before but kept waitin for the sun of song,
I keep dancehalls strong
Beats never worthy of my cause,
I prolong
Extravangza, time sits still
No propoganda, be wary of the skill
As I bring forth the music, make love to your eardrum
Dedicated to rap n***a beware of the fearsome
Lebanon Don, Malcolm X beat threat
CD massacre, murder to cassette
I blow the shop up, you ain't seen nuttin yet
One man ran, tryin to get away from it
Put your bifocal on, watch me a-cometh
into your chamber like Freddy enter dream
Discombumberate your technique and your scheme
Four course applause, like a black dat to dat
You're stuck on stupid like I'm stuck on the map
Nowhere to go except next show bro
Entertainin' motherfu****s can't stop O in battlin,
you don't want me to start tattlin
All upon the stage cause y'all snakes keep rattlin
B***h, you ain't got nothin on the rich
Every other day my whole dress code switch
So just in case you want to clock me like Sherry
All y'all crab bi***es ain't got to worry
Can't get a n***a like Don dime a dozen
Even if I'm smoked out I can't be scoped out
I'm too ill, I represent Park Hill
See my face on the twenty dollar bill
Cash it in, and get ten dollars back
The fat LP with Cappachino on the wax
Pass it in your think, put valve up to twelve
Put all the other LP's back on the shelf
And smoke a blunt, and dial 9-1-7
1-6-0-4-9-3-11
And you could get long d**k hip-hop affection
I damage any MC who step in my direction
I'm Staten Island's best son f**k what you heard
N***az still talkin that sh*t is absurd
My repotoire, is U.S.S.R.
P.L.O. style got thrown out the car
and ran over, by the Method Man jeep
Divine can't define my style is so deep like p**y,
my low cut fade stay bushy like a porcupine,
I part backs like a spine
Cut you like a blunt and reconstruct your design
I know you want to diss me, but I can read your mind
Cuz you weak in the knees, like SWV
Tryin to get a title like Wu Killa Bee
Kid change your habit,
you know I'm friends with the Abbott
Me and RZA ridin name printed in the tablet
under vets, we paid our debts for mad years
Hibernate the sound, and now we out like beers
and blunt power, born physically power speakin
The truth in the song be the pro-black teachin

I still get that fuzzy feeling when hearing his verse.

 

[AwesomePossum]

Eminem - Way I Am

I sit back with the pack of zig zags and this bag
Of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
The most meanest MC on this earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse

Always blows my mind no matter how many times I listen.

 

[soundscream]

DMX- "I got blood on my hands and theres no remorse, I got blood on my dick cause I fucked a corpse."

 

[big ander]

Kid Cudi - Make Her Say Ft. Common and Kanye West

She Say She Want Whatever She Like
She Say She Gonna Bring Her Friend
And We Gonna Have A Hell Of A Night
Threw The Day
I made Her Say
Hold up(Yea), Born In 88(Word)
How Old Is That(Damn)
Old Enough
I Got Seniority, With The Sorority
So, That Explains Why I Love College
Getting Brain In The Library Cuz I Love Knowledge
When You Used Your Medulla Oblongata
And Give Me Scoliosis Until I Comatose'st
And Do While I'm Sleep, Yeah A Lil Osmosis
And That's My Commandment, You Ain't Gotta Ask Moses
More Champagne, More Toasts'st
More Damn Planes, More Coasts'st
And Fuck The Bus, The Benz Is Parked Like Rosa(osa)

Love the last part for some reason.

Kid Cudi - Pursuit of Happiness

If I Fall If I Die Know I Lived It To The Fullest
If I Fall If I Die Know I Lived And Missed Some Bullets

[Chorus]

I’m On The Pursuit Of Happiness And I Know Everything That Shines Ain’t Always Gonna Be Gold
I’ll Be Fine Once I Get It; I’ll Be Good

 

[Ominym]

Got diareah flow, now I shit on this
Even when I'm constipated I still shit on this (let's get it on.)"

:lol

 

[K.Sabot]

"Don't touch the mic like they's AIDS on it."

-Doom

 

[catchabad0ne]

Since there isn't enough West Coast love in this thread:

Months go by and you can't even tell that
my face was beat in with a bat
I lost one eye but they sewed it back in
Michael Jackson of rappin'
Worked on my nose now I got a new vacuum

I love your ass and I love your tan
you wanna take me to white girl land?

This Might Morphin nigga who I thought was a friend
transformed, took out the 'r' wasn't nothing but a fiend
he was fiendish, fiendish,
he was suckin' base pipes like a penis

Star struck MC's receive no attention
from the man whose mind is not even in this dimension
I'm on another plane
sicker than the Mother Brain

I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
looked at her shoes and her feets were real long
Then it hit me, oh God no
Don't let this Hoe be a John Doe
He pulled a fast one on me
I guess that's one of those things that make you go
Oh shit!

 

[dvdjamm]

Eminem from the 2009 BET Cypher with Mos Def & Black Thought

Like a dope fiend,
opening up a bottle of dopamine,
…..
throat, choked anything,
oh and just think how dope it could be,
if he smoked anything,
oh there goes the bell,
the sound of the opening ding,
I hit you as hard as barbiturates
in the ribs with a switch and stitch you at the same time before you could flinch to it,
my dick is so big if i add another inch to it
you would swear when I raped you that you was actually into it,
i'm not a baller but you can bet your fucking bottom dollar
that i remember when I was without a dollar bill in my wallet,
now watch me kill a koala, while I maul a chihuahua,
bum a pill off of Paula(?)
like let me holla at chu mama,
its like i'm off that ba ba when i bring the fucking drama,
Used to bomb ya like Saddam, but now that i’m a lil calmer,
I'm a fucking cross between Osama, Dahmer, Obama and Dalai Lama,
tell Miley i'm her knight in shining armour,
Mail a gift to Taylor Swift’s trailer, a picture of my genitalia,
with a note sayin' bitch I can’t wait to nail ya.
drug paraphernalia beware the werewolf will kill ya,
That's him in the Sheep’s clothes, he just shaved his hair off Cecilia

 

[keyboardcat]

Public enemy

If you don't stand for something, you fall for anything.

 

[LOZLINK]

GZA-B.I.B.L.E.

During the service, he swallowed up the poor
N****** after they heard this, they wallowed on the floor
But I ignored, N****** explored my history that was untold
N****** watched mysteries unfold

N' opened bibles, instead of hopin' on revivals
Callin' on his name N' screaming Halleluja
When he hardly knew ya, that's how the devils fooled ya
See, look into my eyes brethren, that's the lies of a Reverend

 

[toastyToast]

Chino XL - Wordsmith

The whole thing is bananas but I thought I should get an excerpt anyway.

I wrote anthems from antonyms
Harmonies from homonyms
Created cinema from synonyms
Was livid to eliminate
that illustrious life you’re livin’ in
Wrote rhetoricals in rhythms
I could paralyze with a parable
Made rhymes out of religion
Use a prefix as a crucifix
Or suffocate you with a suffix
Wrote lectures so infectious
They’re known to infect the listeners
Who dissin’ us?
Yo punks you wait – I punctuate
My karma’s the comma
That put you inside of a coma
Hyphen, semi-colon, dot, dot
Leave you semi-swollen
Question: You pregnant?
Oh you’re not? I love you, Period.

The first time I heard it I was like...I think my avatar sums up my reaction pretty well.

 

[Jake.]

a whole of of garbage in here.

street mergers i legislated,
the nerve, i never hated
on murders, pre-meditated;
absurd i hesitated.
observe, cock and spray
hit you from a block away;
drinking sake on a suzuki;
we in osaka bay.
playing soccer stupid,
stay in a sucker's place;
pluck your ace, take your girl;
fuck her face.
she dealing with killa so you love her taste;
she swallowing Killa cause she love the taste.
i got brought up with crooking,
kitchen orders that i'm cooking
but got caught up with the chicks who really thought i was from brooklyn.
it gets boring just looking,
i feel like bill cosby - pouring in the pudding.
now the dashboard is wooden from a hard tangled grammar
interior = inferior, star-spangled banner.
car game bananas,
my man and tana,
guns everywhere like the car came with hammers;
he's back.

and from the same song, a verse later...

i keep bitches straight up like 'simon says'
open vagina, put your legs behind your head.
cop me air 1's hun, lime and red.
you got pets? me too, mine are dead doggy.
fox, minks, gators = that's necessary.
accessories? my closet's a pet cemetery.
i get approached by animal activists,
i live in a zoo I run scandals with savages.
all my niggas get together to gather loot
bodyguard? for what dawg, i'd rather shoot.
i go to war, old timbs, batted boots;
hand grenade, goggles and a parachute.
ya'll don't even know the name of my fleet,
it was 'touch me, tease me' when 'case' was the shit.
you don't know 'bout the cases I get;
court case, briefcase, suitcase, cases of cris-tal
ow!.

 

[Prentice]

Too much Eminem, Canibus and simple braggadocio in here.

"I rest my head on 115
But miracles only happen on 34th, so I guess life is mean
And death is the median
And purgatory is the mode that we settle in"

Cannibal Ox - Iron Galaxy.

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

"I'm da best mayne
I deed it"

Eli Porter

 

[Lackmus]

"Immortal Techinque - 3rd World"

"I'm from where they overthrow democratic leaders
Not for the people but for the Wall Street Journal readers"