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[Elder Legend]

A-ha, so that's why they say you'll never go back..

Hey man... I like a variety of women lol. Sometimes I feel like I want to play with a Latina booty, other times a black sexy booty. Variety is the spice of life. And you know, I am a man I don't discriminate pussy. Good pussy is good pussy no matter the color. As long as it doesn't smell and doesn't looks like roast beef I am play. Roast beef/bad hygiene = I am out immediately.

 

[AJUMP23]

I regret this thread.

 

[Elder Legend]

I regret this thread.

But do you regret it as much as kanjobazooie who regrets his legendary Good Feeling When Touching Mice Balls thread?

 

[Slicker than your average]

Vietnam though, damn. No wonder the Americanos run away.

When Kenndy said he wanted Vietnam flattened, the US air force took him too literally.

 

[Days like these...]

You're so happy now aren't you

I prefer penis to cottage cheese asses

 

[West Texas CEO]

Hey man... I like a variety of women lol. Sometimes I feel like I want to play with a Latina booty, other times a black sexy booty. Variety is the spice of life. And you know, I am a man I don't discriminate pussy. Good pussy is good pussy no matter the color. As long as it doesn't smell and doesn't looks like roast beef I am play. Roast beef/bad hygiene = I am out immediately.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I regret this thread.

Why?

 

[Big Baller]

I regret this thread.

You done fucked up, you know that dont you

 

[AJUMP23]

Why?

Now you will think I like you.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Now you will think I like you.

Well fuck, man.
I like you , that's all that matters.

 

[BlackTron]

 

[TheThreadsThatBindUs]

Use this information wisely. The Nicest Lunch Thief on Gaf.

Nigeria being AA is pure horseshit. Our ladies have the biggest tits on the African continent, and they're far more well-endowed than the vast majority of Americans and Europeans.

Unless Norwegian chicks are all stacked like Hitomi Tanaka, this list looks like BS to me.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

No Japan? I guess the poster didn’t do the research to not shatter everyone’s anime dreams (including their own).

Big breasts don’t seem to be even remotely in the average worldwide

 

[Putonahappyface]

I regret this thread.

 

[Toots]

French girls being A-B is an outrage and i won't stand for it !
Some of you here talking as if they have experienced more than five pussies in their whole sexual life is even more of an outrage but don't worry Elder Legend or ÆMNE22A!C i won't tell

 

[GymWolf]

Good thing I booked a flight to Sweden

Not even the cameraman can comprehend that much ass.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Trans as in, I will trans-fer all of this nut into that sweet black pussy...

 

[The Pleasure]

Tits and ass are for boomers. Us youth are all about the foot now

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

French girls being A-B is an outrage and i won't stand for it !
Some of you here talking as if they have experienced more than five pussies in their whole sexual life is even more of an outrage but don't worry Elder Legend or ÆMNE22A!C i won't tell

Well Toots , I'll have you know; I've went through at least 6 AlieExpress "Realdolls"

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

A-ha, so that's why they say you'll never go back..

Don't put words in my mouth please. Rather some ass thank you very much.

Bless you nonetheless

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Hey man... I like a variety of women lol. Sometimes I feel like I want to play with a Latina booty, other times a black sexy booty. Variety is the spice of life. And you know, I am a man I don't discriminate pussy. Good pussy is good pussy no matter the color. As long as it doesn't smell and doesn't looks like roast beef I am play. Roast beef/bad hygiene = I am out immediately.

True words and hey, no disrespect meant towards the roast beef ladies out there. Sincerely.

Ok. With that out of the way. Roast beef and bad hygiene: smell, are such a massive turnoff.

Don't care how fine a lady is.

They say a pussy has no face. Those are very open minded lol. I've had a bunch of good looking women with one or the other and damn. No thank you. Foul.

And this is coming from someone who'll lick a sweaty ass crack and armpits lmao.

 

[Slicker than your average]

It's tits Vs ass will be one of those debates that will last until the end of time ?

 

[jason10mm]

Well Toots , I'll have you know; I've went through at least 6 AlieExpress "Realdolls"

But a Realdoll has a manufactures design spec of "can endure over 100,000 repeated thrusts", how could you go though SIX of them?

Just all day and all night, eh?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Don't put words in my mouth please. Rather some ass thank you very much.

Bless you nonetheless

Jesus being disappointed in you is not placing words into your mouth.

Have a blessed day.

 

[The Pleasure]

True words and hey, no disrespect meant towards the roast beef ladies out there. Sincerely.

Ok. With that out of the way. Roast beef and bad hygiene: smell, are such a massive turnoff.

Don't care how fine a lady is.

They say a pussy has no face. Those are very open minded lol. I've had a bunch of good looking women with one or the other and damn. No thank you. Foul.

And this is coming from someone who'll lick a sweaty ass crack and armpits lmao.

Bacon Gliders my friend.

 

[Kilau]

Trans as in, I will trans-fer all of this nut into that sweet black pussy...

Enjoy!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

But a Realdoll has a manufactures design spec of "can endure over 100,000 repeated thrusts", how could you go though SIX of them?

Just all day and all night, eh?

My middle name is rawhide.

Jesus being disappointed in you is not placing words into your mouth.

Have a blessed day.

It was an in joke you weren't aware of. Shame.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

It's tits Vs ass will be one of those debates that will last until the end of time ?

Yes it will. Sweet dreams.

 

[Putonahappyface]

My middle name is rawhide.



It was an in joke you weren't aware of. Shame.

I can't stand rap so I missed out.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

What has rap have to do with it, better think before you post it

Spoiler

There was a certain time some referred to me as jesus because of my appearance lol

 

[Putonahappyface]

Bacon Gliders my friend.

Beef curtains

 

[TheThreadsThatBindUs]

Goddamn India, smallest boobs and lowest BMI. This does not jive with Indian girls in the states though. Dem western diets....

This!!!

Something about the richer diets makes not just Indian women but I think most women from the rest of the world living in the diaspora more predisposed to being stacked.

I grew up in the UK in the Northwest and I noted that as I moved progressively further down south towards London, tits got bigger... much bigger!!

No Japan? I guess the poster didn’t do the research to not shatter everyone’s anime dreams (including their own).

Big breasts don’t seem to be even remotely in the average worldwide

I guess that's mainly because the vast majority of the global population lives in poorer more poverty-stricken conditions where body fat % are typically significantly lower.

As per my previous post, having seen West African Nigerian women living in Nigeria and comparing them with the same living in the diaspora, it's a literal night and day difference in bust size.

It's tits Vs ass will be one of those debates that will last until the end of time ?

Well, only until humanity evolves to fall within the "whynotboth.gif" camp.

Spoiler

Some of us are already here...

 

[Putonahappyface]

What has rap have to do with it, better think before you post it

I thought you were referring to a joke in your Friday Night thread that I missed.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Enjoy!

Nice chocolate axe wound.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I thought you were referring to a joke in your Friday Night thread that I missed.

Yeah it was quite a while ago. Maybe even a year

Hence my response ☆

 

[Days like these...]

Bacon Gliders my friend.

Meat curtains my guy.

 

[Toots]

They say a pussy has no face

Remind me of an old french saying : « a hole is a hole, and dicks don’t have eyes »

Concerning sexual experience i can only dare you to go read my thread about scoring a polyamorous chick (i wet my noodle today or something like that). You’ll see the extend of my suaveness with the ladies. I won’t accompagny you tho, i lost control of the thread approximatively 3 messages in. It became something horrible, i said things that still haunt me at night, and i cannot bring myself to open it again ever.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Meat curtains my guy.

Please stop this

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Remind me of an old french saying : « a hole is a hole, and dicks don’t have eyes »

Concerning sexual experience i can only dare you to go read my thread about scoring a polyamorous chick (i wet my noodle today or something like that). You’ll see the extend of my suaveness with the ladies. I won’t accompagny you tho, i lost control of the thread approximatively 3 messages in. It became something horrible, i said things that still haunt me at night, and i cannot bring myself to open it again ever.

No worries. I know the feeling of post-post clarity cringe. It's real and I empathize. I'm quite the charmer myself he said boldly. Have quite some experience under my belt; old/young/fat/skinny/etc.

It's fun for sure but now I'm more mature I kinda settled on my type. But for now I need to learn to accept and love myself before thinking about dating again. Sure I can play the dating app game again but it's tiresome.

I'm good as of now. (Not really but steps are being made)

 

[Putonahappyface]

Meat curtains my guy.

It's "beef curtains", good sir.

 

[Trunx81]

Come on, West Texas CEO

You can do that!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

It's "beef curtains", good sir.

PLEASE STOP

 

[Days like these...]

Please stop this

I know you just want to nibble on some flappy meat curtains take them in your mouth and chew them like a dog chews a bone.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I know you just want to nibble on some flappy meat curtains take them in your mouth and chew them like a dog chews a bone.

If you want a dick pick just ask friend. I've been told it's quite the cock

 

[Trunx81]

If you want a dick pick just ask friend. I've been told it's quite the cock

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

 

[Days like these...]

It's "beef curtains", good sir.

Apologies I will defer to your expertise. "Beef curtains" it is

 

[ahtlas7]

It's "beef curtains", good sir.

Oh ffs once you see it you can’t unsee it.

 

[The Pleasure]

He

But a Realdoll has a manufactures design spec of "can endure over 100,000 repeated thrusts", how could you go though SIX of them?

Just all day and all night, eh?

He loves what he does.