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[EviLore]

Eminem's 52nd birthday cake.

 

[lee50_10]

52? Man i feel older now.

 

[Chuck Berry]

Hell yeah. Nice Eazy E shirt

 

[Mr Hyde]

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti, he's nervous but on the surface, he looks calm and ready, he takes one look at the cake and he knows it's deadly, he grabs one bite and he dies in a frenzy

 

[Mr Reasonable]

Hell yeah, that beard dye looks much more natural now.

 

[AJUMP23]

He uses just for men.

 

[Jinxed]

Looks like he's in his thirties

 

[EviLore]

Hell yeah, that beard dye looks much more natural now.

Almost Ken Burns level!

 

[bitbydeath]

Looks like he's in his thirties

Which is impressive considering all the drugs he’s done.

 

[Aesius]

Almost Ken Burns level!

Howard Stern has entered the chat:

Totally his real hair.

 

[AV]

He'll be touring next year BTW. Don't know exactly when or where but rumoured for some UK festivals at the least.

 

[Doom85]

See, he thinks he can eat all that, but then he’ll snap back to reality, but his chair will immediately break and he’ll realize, “ope, there goes gravity!”

 

[GymWolf]

We italians started wars for less, just saying.

 

[SJRB]

Eminem is 52, are you serious?

 

[Mistake]

It is reported that eminem made up with his mother in 2013
A year later his greatest hit "Mom's Spaghetti" was released

 

[FeralEcho]

Takes a bite:

Snap back to reality

Ope,there goes gravity

Ope,there goes Rabbit

He choked, he's so mad.

 

[Big Baller]

Eminem is 52, are you serious?

He's been in the game for 30 years. Oh, and I never liked his music.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Looks like he's in his thirties

The dyed beard and sunglasses putting in a lot of work.

If he shaved and showed the bags under his eyes you’d probably say “oh yeah he’s in his 50s.”

 

[NeverYouMind]

The toothpick in his left hand makes me question whether it is a custom cake or Mom's spaghetti. The meatballs look overcooked and he doesn't look happy.

 

[8bitpill]

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

 

[IDKFA]

Looks like he's in his thirties

As well as the hair dye, the guy is a multimillionaire and doesn't experience the same aging stress as us peasants. He probably also has a personal trainer, nutritionist and in-house chef.

All the above can make a man in his 50s look twenty years younger.

 

[poppabk]

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
He's having a stroke after eating that.

 

[Big Baller]

The dyed beard and sunglasses putting in a lot of work.

If he shaved and showed the bags under his eyes you’d probably say “oh yeah he’s in his 50s.”

His beard is weird

 

[IntentionalPun]

His beard is weird

It hides saggy skin.

He looked much older in photos that came out like 5 years ago.

I have empathy for trying to hide your aging, he got made fun of a lot a few years ago for it.

 

[XXL]

 

[Hrk69]

Absolute legend

 

[Facism]

Balls are tight,
Ass is sweaty

 

[DragoonKain]

Didn't he start restaurants out there called Mom's Spaghetti that serve spaghetti?

Curious if anyone's tried it and if it's any good.

 

[EviLore]

Didn't he start restaurants out there called Mom's Spaghetti that serve spaghetti?

Curious if anyone's tried it and if it's any good.

It’s in Detroit, so no

 

[Big Baller]

Didn't he start restaurants out there called Mom's Spaghetti that serve spaghetti?

Curious if anyone's tried it and if it's any good.

That shyt trash dawg

 

[Trilobit]

His beard is weird

His hair is fair
His nose is like prose
But his right ear strikes me with fear

 

[IDKFA]

His beard is weird

Got to give Em credit there. He smoked MGK so badly with Killshot that the guy changed music genres.

 

[Big Baller]

I actually liked some of his punk music. Now he byke