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[BigJonsson]

Was arranging some stuff on my iPod via iTunes

Well I'm getting to the last few artists and click my computer shuts off and restarts....

The screen of the iPod is almost black...

I start almost freaking out, check the contrast and make the screen not black, check the songs, they are all still there...

Re-boot the computer and it appears everything is working

But whoa, that could have been bad

 

[Particle Physicist]

i cut myself shaving yesterday... it hurted me real bad.

 

[BigJonsson]

Ouch

 

[demon]

that must've hurt. ouch

 

[J2 Cool]

That's not good.. man. Ouch.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Lot of pain in this thread.

Well, imagine getting bad head and having the bitch tooth your manhood.

Ouch.

 

[NLB2]

Lot of pain in this thread.

Well, imagine getting bad head and having the bitch tooth your manhood.

Ouch.

Oh man. I got bad head yesterday. :-(

 

[Mike Works]

If DCX posts in this thread, will he sign it with his name or Ouch?

The anticipation is KILLING ME

edit: I have had my penis consentually sucked by a member of the opposite sex as well

 

[Cool]

i cut myself shaving yesterday... it hurted me real bad.

Why didn't you grab your digital camera take the time to take pix, host them, and post them on GA and ask worriedly what to do!!!!!

 

[Papi]

I was swimming in my pool this evening and the last metre from the edge is is in the shade cause the light is at an awkward angle. So i'm doing laps and i don't see the end of the pool and then hit my thumb on the rough stone tiles. Ouch. Nearly got served by the tiles.

 

[Folder]

I haven't had a wank since Friday.
My balls ache.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Sometimes I overpick my nose and it gets bloody.

 

[Bobety]

Ever sprayed deodorant on your balls? It can be really painful.

 

[mrklaw]

I haven't had a wank since Friday.
My balls ache.

Ooh, but you've got a good one to look forward to.

 

[Dujour]

Lot of pain in this thread.

Well, imagine getting bad head and having the bitch tooth your manhood.

Ouch.

It seems that in every other one of your posts, you have this need to reassure GAF that you are this sex king. This is the internet, you only have to do that in real life. Everyone can see through it.

 

[norinrad21]

It seems that in every other one of your posts, you have this need to reassure GAF that you are this sex king. This is the internet, you only have to do that in real life. Everyone can see through it.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Folder]

Ooh, but you've got a good one to look forward to.

Thing is - I've not seen my fiance for six weeks. I see her tomorrow *yesyesyesyesyes* and thought it would be better to turn up, fully loaded like,
And yes, I am looking forward to it. Not wanking/cumming makes me feel bananas. This is longest I've gone since I realised my penis could "do the pleasure sneeze"

 

[EviLore]

The question is: has it been six weeks for her?

 

[Folder]

The question is: has it been six weeks for her?

Hope so! Getting maried in six days!

 

[norinrad21]

Hope so! Getting maried in six days!

A big Spong event?

 

[Folder]

A big Spong event?

If you're taking the piss, then fuck off.
If not, sorry. Yes, the biggest thing ever in my life.

 

[norinrad21]

If you're taking the piss, then fuck off.
If not, sorry. Yes, the biggest thing ever in my life.

Cool....CONGRATS....


Btw which one of you is moving across the atlantic?

 

[open_mouth_]

thread: derailed.

 

[Folder]

Cool....CONGRATS.... Btw which one of you is moving across the atlantic?

Thanks mate! She's coming across. There's more call for good models and London than there is for bad games journalists in Seattle!

 

[Particle Physicist]

Why didn't you grab your digital camera take the time to take pix, host them, and post them on GA and ask worriedly what to do!!!!!

:lol HELP GAF!!! im bleeding profusely from my face.. WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!

 

[Folder]

:lol HELP GAF!!! im bleeding profusely from my face.. WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!

A missed opportunity indeed

 

[AlphaSnake]

It seems that in every other one of your posts, you have this need to reassure GAF that you are this sex king. This is the internet, you only have to do that in real life. Everyone can see through it.

Hey, you dumb quick-to-jump-to-a-conclusion broad, the post was completely rhetorical. I rarely post about sex, go find the last post I made regarding sex. Go on, scurry off you drama ridden flea. I guess having sex with a whopping total of TWO girls makes me a pimp, eh? Perhaps I don't give myself enough credit.

 

[Drexon]

Swedes.... attention whores.