Drinky Crow has also appeared in either SNL or TV Funhouse, I forget which one.
He would help gather nuts for a squirrel, and he would get $2. Then he would go to the store and he would see a beer for $1, and gun for three dollars. He bought the beer. The cycle repeated until he had $3 and then he bought the gun and killed himself.
The moral of the story is, kill yourself if you don't like Nintendo games.