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HOLY SHIT IT'S DRINKY CROW IN A BOX

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BuddyC

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Triumph

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Man, I hope that thing says disparaging things about bad video games when it pops out. "Shenmue deserved a 2! Xenosaga is for undersexed fans of bad anime! Nintendo fans are dumber than the crap I just took! RAWR!!!"
 

sc0la

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If you crank drinky's arm around this thing pops out of his pants.

bah doot, do doot, ba doobie dah doot *sproing*
 

ohamsie

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Drinky Crow has also appeared in either SNL or TV Funhouse, I forget which one.

He would help gather nuts for a squirrel, and he would get $2. Then he would go to the store and he would see a beer for $1, and gun for three dollars. He bought the beer. The cycle repeated until he had $3 and then he bought the gun and killed himself.

The moral of the story is, kill yourself if you don't like Nintendo games.
 
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