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[Cutty Flam]

Do any exist? Tinder is all I use really, but it’s filled with the dumbest broads you could ever imagine. If I got paid to slap the fuck out of these moronic bitches and was guaranteed a god tier lawyer I swear I’d be the next Dale Carnegie all off the labor of my own hands

I just want to cut the games and find some women who truly want the dick and aren’t playing around

 

[Mistake]

Let’s give this man a round of

 

[captainraincoat]

i hear Grinder has a better hit rate

 

[RedVIper]

Why are you trying to find them online in the first place? What exactly do you expect to find? What kind of girl, in your opinion, is going to resort to make an online profile in the first place?

 

[AV]

If all you want to do is dick them why do you care how dumb they are? Surely that's what you want, no chance of getting attached to idiots.

 

[triplestation]

myhotbook. com

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Next major GAF innovation following the B/T/S marketplace should be a matchmaking service.

 

[The Hamburglar]

Op if you were good looking, there would be no shortage of girls wanting the dick on tinder.
If you’re average you’ll just have to play the game - tip pretend you’re looking for a relationship and jus have an out after you’ve tasted the goods a few times.
if you’re ugly, look for uglier girls than you.

 

[Grinchy]

Do any exist? Tinder is all I use really, but it’s filled with the dumbest broads you could ever imagine. If I got paid to slap the fuck out of these moronic bitches and was guaranteed a god tier lawyer I swear I’d be the next Dale Carnegie all off the labor of my own hands

I just want to cut the games and find some women who truly want the dick and aren’t playing around

Playing games and obfuscating real intentions and thoughts is like Women 101. I wish I was born gay.

 

[Nester99]

Dale Carenegie?

Have you tried “our time” for ppl over 50?

 

[nush]

Playing games and obfuscating real intentions and thoughts is like Women 101. I wish I was born gay.

When it comes to hookups, not looking "easy" and avoiding being slut shamed are the motivators for that. Women like getting laid too but to advertise that is to be oversubscribed with offers of dick. They have to thin the herd.

Be in the game guys, but not of the game.

 

[synchronicity]

Next major GAF innovation following the B/T/S marketplace should be a matchmaking service.

But that ratio.

 

[chitzy]

Do any exist? Tinder is all I use really, but it’s filled with the dumbest broads you could ever imagine. If I got paid to slap the fuck out of these moronic bitches and was guaranteed a god tier lawyer I swear I’d be the next Dale Carnegie all off the labor of my own hands

I just want to cut the games and find some women who truly want the dick and aren’t playing around

if you can't get laid on Tinder then you're not going to be able to get laid anywhere else. looks like you're gonna have to pay to play.

 

[Cunth]

Hot women can get free dick anytime anywhere. They ain’t gonna be looking online. Maybe you can get a 50-something chubber

 

[nush]

if you can't get laid on Tinder then you're not going to be able to get laid anywhere else. looks like you're gonna have to pay to play.

This is not true, each venue for getting laid specifically has some people at an ad/dis vantage. You've just got to find your lane. I was fucking shit at bar/nightclub hookups, still got some occasionally with a very low effort to return ratio. Online and random real life opportunity? Did way way better AND learning if you are still in the game when you are older means the competion are in much lower numbers.

 

[haxan7]

Here you go:

Best Dating Sites

Get swiping!

www.cnet.com

 

[chitzy]

This is not true, each venue for getting laid specifically has some people at an ad/dis vantage. You've just got to find your lane. I was fucking shit at bar/nightclub hookups, still got some occasionally with a very low effort to return ratio. Online and random real life opportunity? Did way way better AND learning if you are still in the game when you are older means the competion are in much lower numbers.

Please expand on this

 

[nush]

Please expand on this

It's late for me, I'll get back to you later. But basically what works for you and your peers today can vary wildly depending on age and situation.

 

[M1chl]

Real streets.

 

[DKehoe]

This why you were looking for books on female psychology?

But yeh, Tinder. I don't use it now but it's pretty straight forward to get laid with that.

 

[V2Tommy]

This is simple.

Rule #1: Be attractive
Rule #2: Don't be unattractive

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

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[ThatStupidLion]

Maybe you can get a 50-something chubber

I think Cunth is making a move on you Cutty Flam

 

[Taxexemption]

The reason they are all scams is they are nearly all run by the same people. The publicly traded company MTCH owns the following

Tinder
Match
Meetic
OkCupid
Hinge
Pairs
PlentyOfFish
Ourtime

and more. If you are using a dating website besides one of the previous it's probably way less popular, and way more of a scam. So, if you had experience with any of these, it's gonna be the same with the rest of them.


I know this because I'm incredibly interested in the stock market, and am considering starting a youtube channel where I explain what various publicly traded companies actually own/do in a short video format.

 

[Moogle11]

This is simple.

Rule #1: Be attractive
Rule #2: Don't be unattractive

Rule #3:Be realistic.

If you’re a 6 or 7 (or worse) and only hitting up 9s and 10s, you’re not going to have much luck online or in person. Especially when going just for hookups that are all about physcial attraction. Take those shots by all means, but also hit up some fellow 6 and 7s if you want to up your odds of getting laid.

For relationships, odds are a bit better of punching above your weight class as women will settle more often when looking for a partner as income, finding someone who think will be a good dad if they want kids etc factor in. That doesn’t matter for a hookup and the hotties are going to mostly only be banging the best looking dudes. That said, many more couples are pretty similar on attractiveness levels, education etc., so being realistic helps odds their too. But again, take shots as there’s nothing to lose.

 

[manfestival]

I love how he was legit looking for something better than tinder and all the responses were mockery well except maybe one. Love GAF

 

[Tesseract]

i can hook you up with one of the crazy bitches from my dojo, op

do you like ultra violence?

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

Someone needs to make a dating app site that requires verification and removes the ability for summaries. That way you kill the fakes through a verification process and removing the summary being removed stops all these idiots advertising their shitty snaps, onlyfans or whatever trash social media they use.

 

[All Hail C-Webb]

Someone needs to make a dating app site that requires verification and removes the ability for summaries. That way you kill the fakes through a verification process and removing the summary being removed stops all these idiots advertising their shitty snaps, onlyfans or whatever trash social media they use.

Beautifulpeople.com used to have verification. First had to get approved as being hot enough, and then they made me send more pics to verify I was real.
Was awhile ago now, but the girls x definitely seemed DTF.

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

Beautifulpeople.com used to have verification. First had to get approved as being hot enough, and then they made me send more pics to verify I was real.
Was awhile ago now, but the girls x definitely seemed DTF.

Tempting to try but imagine being turned down? Oof.

 

[DKehoe]

I love how he was legit looking for something better than tinder and all the responses were mockery well except maybe one. Love GAF

Not to shit on him too much, but if you're having problems getting laid on Tinder then maybe Tinder isn't the problem.

 

[Cutty Flam]

Dale Carenegie?

Have you tried “our time” for ppl over 50?

I’ll give it a try man, how is it?

Hot dogs in the hallway still counts as protein in my book

 

[manfestival]

Not to shit on him too much, but if you're having problems getting laid on Tinder then maybe Tinder isn't the problem.

Oh I agree well to some extent. Cause maybe he just doesn't like the options given to him("high standards", no fat chicks, and etc). Getting laid on tinder is easy peasy. Personally prefer picking up girls at the bar over tinder. Just, people here are so unhelpful on these things. Gives me a nice chuckle reading the responses.

 

[Cutty Flam]

if you can't get laid on Tinder then you're not going to be able to get laid anywhere else. looks like you're gonna have to pay to play.

True. I think I need to make my profile better. I only have three pics in a wifebeater and I don’t even show my face. My bio is only one sentence about One Piece lmao pretty much zero effort into my Tinder. I’ll have to work on it. Can’t expect results without change I suppose

DKehoe
Exactly bro, simply trying to game hoes. It’s not tough irl, at work females swoon and talk about me all the time, I can give many examples, but it’s all due to my physique and how I carry myself. Has nothing to do with good looks in any other area bc I don’t really have them lol except I am good at styling my hair but really, it’s all in how I take care of myself and my attitude that intrigues women

I want to make this online bullshit work, it’s crazy how fucking bad I am it. Truly, it’s like night and day to me I have no grasp of what works online lmao

Literally, zero success on Tinder. One date was once made on PoF but got catfishes by a slampig

 

[Cutty Flam]

Oh I agree well to some extent. Cause maybe he just doesn't like the options given to him("high standards", no fat chicks, and etc). Getting laid on tinder is easy peasy. Personally prefer picking up girls at the bar over tinder. Just, people here are so unhelpful on these things. Gives me a nice chuckle reading the responses.

My two worst common factors have to be my pitiful profile as well as my horrendous text game. Irl I speak to them effortlessly. Online, idk, feels like an entirely different world and nothing ever hits. 98% of time I’d say, they act up and pull some disrespectful shit at some point during the convo and I end up having to tell them they aren’t shit, fuck off, they’re stupid af, etc. Basically I end up calling them out nearly 100% of the time bc none of them give a fuck

 

[DKehoe]

Oh I agree well to some extent. Cause maybe he just doesn't like the options given to him("high standards", no fat chicks, and etc). Getting laid on tinder is easy peasy. Personally prefer picking up girls at the bar over tinder. Just, people here are so unhelpful on these things. Gives me a nice chuckle reading the responses.

Oh sure. I can totally get preferring in person. Tinder gamifies dating in a way that can feel weird. Where you're making these snap judgements on people, and on the flip side know people are making them about you. There's a strange disconnect when, because you are presented with such little information, you swipe left on someone because you notice one detail about a picture or something listed in a bio that you don't like. When for all you know maybe they're actually a great fit for you. Whereas in person you are more likely to hang around and have a conversation and get a better feel for what they are like. Both have their advantages. Tinder is good for the immediacy and that you can start off a conversation with someone on the understanding you are both single and have an interest in each other.

DKehoe
Exactly bro, simply trying to game hoes. It’s not tough irl, at work females swoon and talk about me all the time, I can give many examples, but it’s all due to my physique and how I carry myself. Has nothing to do with good looks in any other area bc I don’t really have them lol except I am good at styling my hair but really, it’s all in how I take care of myself and my attitude that intrigues women

I want to make this online bullshit work, it’s crazy how fucking bad I am it. Truly, it’s like night and day to me I have no grasp of what works online lmao

Literally, zero success on Tinder. One date was once made on PoF but got catfishes by a slampig

I'm not gonna act like I'm some Tinder expert, like I said before I haven't used it in a while. But my advice would be there's power in not giving a fuck and just saying whatever. I don't mean that in the sense of just jumping right to getting dirty. But you gotta stand out. It's not like a bar where you and maybe one or two guys are the only ones that make an approach that night. If she's reasonable looking then practically speaking she's got an endless stream of guys she can move on to and is getting hit on by. So she's probably hearing the same stuff over and over. "You have such pretty eyes!" or whatever else she hears 20 times in half an hour isn't gonna cut it. Get the conversation onto something different and show some personality.

 

[Cutty Flam]

There’s no room for mistakes in an online chat imo. You either say something Clint Eastwood or James Bond would say to a woman and get their panties soaked or the bitch is gone lmao

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Oh I agree well to some extent. Cause maybe he just doesn't like the options given to him("high standards", no fat chicks, and etc). Getting laid on tinder is easy peasy. Personally prefer picking up girls at the bar over tinder. Just, people here are so unhelpful on these things. Gives me a nice chuckle reading the responses.

Go on...

 

[Bildo_Shaggins]

ChristianMingle.com

FarmersOnly.com

You'd be surprised.

 

[haxan7]

Have you tried bigdickfinder.com

 

[thequestion]

Remember that “lowered expectations” sketch from Madtv? I do, and you should.

 

[Cutty Flam]

Remember that “lowered expectations” sketch from Madtv? I do, and you should.

I do have lower expectations online, I try to get at almost anything except the war pigs, and the women that look like they’ve been eating nothing but fried jalapeños, cheese and coffee for the last decade

You should see this one chick I tried to spit at. Her ass is off the chain, but she literally looks like a witch to such a degree, that she admits in her bio she’s a “helpless romantic coming to terms with being a butter face ”

 

[YCoCg]

A lot of women want casual sex, you just have to be interesting and decent looking enough for them to want your dick, or at the very least tap into their kinks and say you can offer that.

 

[mekes]

Had to dig up an old post from the social media thread

 

[TaySan]

Go to your local bar? But maybe wait until a pandemic is over.

 

[jshackles]

True. I think I need to make my profile better. I only have three pics in a wifebeater and I don’t even show my face. My bio is only one sentence about One Piece lmao pretty much zero effort into my Tinder. I’ll have to work on it. Can’t expect results without change I suppose

My two worst common factors have to be my pitiful profile as well as my horrendous text game. Irl I speak to them effortlessly. Online, idk, feels like an entirely different world and nothing ever hits. 98% of time I’d say, they act up and pull some disrespectful shit at some point during the convo and I end up having to tell them they aren’t shit, fuck off, they’re stupid af, etc. Basically I end up calling them out nearly 100% of the time bc none of them give a fuck

Listen man, I'm not one for giving dating advice really (as I've been happily married and out of the dating game for a while now) but it sounds like you've hit the meat of the problem right here. If the first impression you give someone is "I don't care about myself enough to wear more than just a wifebeater for these pictures that don't even show my face" and that's followed up with you texting women and telling them "you aren't shit", "fuck off", or "you're stupid" after only chatting with them a short amount of time, that sounds like it's the reason you're not getting laid.

Take some new profile pictures. Show your face. Dress up nicely. Have a buddy take the photos so they aren't just mirror selfies. Be confident. Put some effort into this, because it's literally the first impression you're going to make with prospective matches. Update your bio - no woman I've ever met is going to read a single sentence about One Piece and think "I should talk to this guy". Instead stay general but list things like your hobbies, your career or school endeavors, and what kind of woman you're looking for. If you're just looking for sex, it's okay to be upfront about that. It's also okay to be upfront about liking manga / anime but keep in mind that's going to turn away some people who might have otherwise given you a chance.

Finally, if you make a match with someone and start texting them just remember to be courteous. If they say something disrespectful or hurtful to you and you're ready to end the conversation, try being tactful about it. A lot of times women like to push our buttons just to see how we'll respond. There is a massive difference between "fuck off you stupid ho, you ain't shit" and "I don't think this is going to work out between us. Good luck in the future." Common courtesy towards people you barely know usually pays solid dividends in the future or at least that's been my personal experience.

But again feel free to ignore all of this - like I said I'm old and haven't been in the dating game in decades. It just feels like some things probably never change, and if you're interested in finding hook ups or prospective mates then you're going to need to show them you have respect for yourself and others and that you know how to carry yourself.

 

[TheSadRanger]

This is not true, each venue for getting laid specifically has some people at an ad/dis vantage. You've just got to find your lane. I was fucking shit at bar/nightclub hookups, still got some occasionally with a very low effort to return ratio. Online and random real life opportunity? Did way way better AND learning if you are still in the game when you are older means the competion are in much lower numbers.

I'm a Scorpio lol, we either get damned if we do for going to hard for what we want or damned if we don't for too soft.

It's a horoscope astrology bullshit but it's played out all too often in my life.

 

[Scotty W]

DKehoe
Exactly bro, simply trying to game hoes. It’s not tough irl, at work females swoon and talk about me all the time, I can give many examples, but it’s all due to my physique and how I carry myself. Has nothing to do with good looks in any other area bc I don’t really have them lol except I am good at styling my hair but really, it’s all in how I take care of myself and my attitude that intrigues women

I want to make this online bullshit work, it’s crazy how fucking bad I am it. Truly, it’s like night and day to me I have no grasp of what works online lmao

Literally, zero success on Tinder. One date was once made on PoF but got catfishes by a slampig

This should be your profile, it’s funny.

 

[Cutty Flam]

This should be your profile, it’s funny.

Yeah lol kinda does read like a meme doesnt it haha

I changed my Bio to “Long dick” and my occupation as “Adult Entertainment Industry” and employer “bangbros.com”

I might even go a bit further and claim I was Johnny Sin’s kama sutra advisor and choreographer and see if any of these titty cows start to offer me any tit milk

 

[Scotty W]

Yeah lol kinda does read like a meme doesnt it haha

I changed my Bio to “Long dick” and my occupation as “Adult Entertainment Industry” and employer “bangbros.com”

I might even go a bit further and claim I was Johnny Sin’s kama sutra advisor and choreographer and see if any of these titty cows start to offer me any tit milk

I think what you have there is good. One secret of all great artists is restraint.