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Horrific Second Life Virtual Birth

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ralph is a legend.

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Ralph wreckin' it
 
How does Ralph get into these places when people don't want him there? I have no idea how SL works but I assume there's some way to make the rooms invite-only?

edit: lmao @ "# diapers left"
 
The general reaction is enough for me to not click on this video, but is the kid a NPC or is it another player-character?

edit: I don't know enough about second life. I can find out.
 
I don't even understand how this works. People spend time programming all this stuff, like live births ad whatnot? Is this done by users or Second Life staff?
 
I completely lost it at the part where you see the baby spawn inside the rock behind her. That coupled with the music... just, too much.
 
There's a GAF member who actually manages the CS teams for Second Life. He wouldn't even tell me what he does for a living at first lol. My first reaction when he told me what he does was shock that Second Life still existed.

But yeah he says there all kinds of creepy shit like this going on and how bad he feels for the CS people who have to answer the customer calls.

"Hello sir, is there a way I can have two penises at once for my horseman character?"
 
One of my colleagues husbands runs a private detectives agency in second life. Apparently he is making enough money doing it that he's paying for their wedding using his gains.
 
"Horrific" is an apt way to describe it. I'm laughing but repulsed beyond description.

How does this work? Is this something that's in the game or is it somehow modded?

Jesus Christ, now it's zooming into the second baby coming out. Make it stop, make it stop--
 
Came for the Ralph, stayed for the Ralph.
 
This thread is great for showing why Second Life is both amazing and horrifying. Since anyone can make and sell anything, and if there's demand, someone will make everything... no matter how bizarre.

It's like a being in a world where every meme, every strange community and subculture mingle. You could go to a beach sim and see Pyramid Head racing surfboards with some cyborg furries.

edit: Now I watched the coolaid man video and saw someone fondling a unicorn. Yeah.....
 
I skipped ahead and was greeted by virtual birth. Gotta stop at that point and delete this from my YouTube history. In no way do I want similar videos recommended to me on an account with my real name.
 
"Horrific Second Life" does not need further qualifiers or descriptors.

Just have to peek in once and see a dude on a sex swing with a horse to know nothing is ever anything but.
 

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Holy shit what am I watching, ahahhahahahahahha
 
time to install second life.....fun watching, time to experience!


Yea I logged into the site and my character is still there. Sometimes I think about going back... sometimes

The learning curve is pretty steep and I believe you are now required to send in photo ID to access the adult areas/content.
 
Imagine Second Life with photorealistic graphics. The future is definitely going to be interesting.

Second life shows what happens when user realms bleed into each other without barriers.

Absolutely atrocious anarchic visual chaos. Which of course has its own sense of wonder and beauty.

But that needs to be its own thing, and not some new 'virtual reality internet'.

No... in the future, it'd be good to have this visual spatial internet... but like websites, each environment should be its own thing unto itself.

Like a good number of 'official sites' will only take human style avatars, others will only take avatars modelled from your scan data (Maybe something that facebook would do in the future, and sites that take those kinds of logins now, would take that sort of 'reality based avatar' logins in future.

While others like Neogaf might be more blase, but ban certain types of avatars (NSFW, racist, etc).

So that way, there can be mega virtual environments that seek to amalgamate all creative endeavours into a freeform sandbox environment, and more constructed and designed experiences that are more internally cohesive.
 
haha at those Ralph pics, never saw those before.

lol "no"


not afraid to admit, i played second life........once, after seeing it on the office, played for an hour and then uninstalled it. heh
 
are Ralph Pootawn and Ralph Bluetawn different people? and is there only one person that is Ralph Pootawn who just goes around and trolls everyone?

Also that koolaid man video...I should have stopped at 16:08. The horrors that follow literally made my jaw drop
 
are Ralph Pootawn and Ralph Bluetawn different people? and is there only one person that is Ralph Pootawn who just goes around and trolls everyone?

Also that koolaid man video...I should have stopped at 16:08. The horrors that follow literally made my jaw drop

That last line is amazing. I, for one, feel free.
 
are Ralph Pootawn and Ralph Bluetawn different people? and is there only one person that is Ralph Pootawn who just goes around and trolls everyone?

Also that koolaid man video...I should have stopped at 16:08. The horrors that follow literally made my jaw drop

So you've never seen a man jack-off a unicorn before?

What has been seen cannot be unseen :(
 
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