how are thongs beneficial in any possible way?

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Don't listen to this man, Lance. Girls love it when a guy has a close relationship with their mother. On the first date you should mention how attractive your mom is, maybe even subtly compliment your date by comparing her to your mother.

and ask them if they've ever seen Boardwalk Empire and if they say yes wink at them.
 
Don't listen to this man, Lance. Girls love it when a guy has a close relationship with their mother. On the first date you should mention how attractive your mom is, maybe even subtly compliment your date by comparing her to your mother.

The sad part is you might actually set him up for a fall.
 
No I compliment her in person. Have you never complimented your mum before? Anyway I'll leave you be because you obviously have some underlying issues you need to sort out if you just like to insult and be rude to others for no reason.
Welcome to neogaf!
 
I compliment my mom daily. I would love to know what his mom does w/ that tea towel also. Does she beat him with it, maybe hit him in the buttocks jokingly with it? Who knows, Lance please come back and update.
 
I've never been in a relationship with a girl who consistently wore thongs.

I compliment my mom daily. I would love to know what his mom does w/ that tea towel also. Does she beat him with it, maybe hit him in the buttocks jokingly with it? Who knows, Lance please come back and update.

I imagine it's like any episode of benny hill
 
lovelovetenshi's looking for a sugar daddy. So have at it wealthy males of NeoGAF.
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On that same note, I'm certain she's crazy as fuck. But she seems to be above the Vicki Mendoza line.

So, after a few pages, I take that back. Evidently a bunch of people have been saying she should do porn. She hates that. So what are the naked pics about?

...Anyways, I'm gonna assume she's crazy, so...
 
So, after a few pages, I take that back. Evidently a bunch of people have been saying she should do porn. She hates that. So what are the naked pics about?

...Anyways, I'm gonna assume she's crazy, so...

(someone leaked her naked pics, so she decided to post more herself in order to beat them to the punch basically. And since then she's been posting more and more, capitalizing off it)
 
Man this thread fucking sucks.

Grossed me out more than anything too.
 
I prefer no panties, no panty lines for girls to worry about, its cheaper, and its faster to strip down for the buck nasty :-)

Nah, they're fun to pull down. Always.

I mean, sure, nothing at all is nice, but it's always like you feel successful in taking down the shield generator.
 
Thread needs more pics(NSFW), so that we may closely examine the sorcery used by thongs in the removal of those obnoxious panty lines.
 
Thread needs more pics(NSFW), so that we may closely examine the sorcery used by thongs in the removal of those obnoxious panty lines.

After a real thorough investigation of that site. It seems that they find the thongs very very comfortable. So maybe they prefer them over the normal underwear?

christ

golden ratio everywhere.

lets get money from gaf to go to spain and do more research.
 
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