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[Stouffers]

if I decided to get put under for my vasectomy? I have very sensitive testicles and would prefer just to sleep through the procedure.

Its an option, but it’s more expensive and the doc rolled his eyes when he offered it as an alternative.

 

[O-N-E]

I mean you're literally taking away the purpose of your manhood so I'd say the anesthetic is irrelevant.

 

[CrapSandwich]

I'd be more worried about being a spermless eunuch.

 

[Cycom]

getting a vasectomy is going to emasculate you bro. that’s what I read on the Internet. Don’t do it

 

[Piku_Ringo]

Don't listen to the brain tumor, brother. Don’t do it!!!

 

[Stouffers]

I don’t have a tumor

 

[nush]

if I decided to get put under for my vasectomy? I have very sensitive testicles and would prefer just to sleep through the procedure.

Its an option, but it’s more expensive and the doc rolled his eyes when he offered it as an alternative.

It's not the procedure you have to worry about it's the recovery where your balls swell up like big purple plumbs and just moving hurts.

You're a pussy for not telling your Mrs to have the snip instead.

 

[Stouffers]

Off topic, but while writing “through” in the OP, I messed it up a smidge and my phone autocorrected with “throatpie.” Should I be concerned?

 

[Foamy]

 

[Piku_Ringo]

I don’t have a tumor

Well, the brain growth thingy. Whatever it's called. Point is, don't take the risk.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

No biggie, they do that for a lot of mature men. My vasectomy was fine at first, then some bruising for about 3 weeks (literal blue balls basically) and totally fine after that. It's been years at this point, occasionally you feel a slight "tug" on ball string but it's completely painless and it's just a different feeling is all. Side note for other blokes looking at getting the snip or not - It is far less invasive and reversible for a male vasectomy over say female sterilisation/hysterectomy for your wife. Save her the trouble, complications and cost by getting the snip mates.

PS - it's no big deal without going under, none of my family or friends have found it unbearable pain and it's over rather quickly anyway. Full disclosure - I have a high tolerance to pain.

Spoiler

Your real choice is do you want to be awake or asleep when your doc plays with your balls and makes jokes to their staff?

 

[Catphish]

if I decided to get put under for my vasectomy? I have very sensitive testicles and would prefer just to sleep through the procedure.

Its an option, but it’s more expensive and the doc rolled his eyes when he offered it as an alternative.

I doubt you'd need it. I didn't feel shit.

 

[Cunth]

What happens after a vasectomy. No more jizz? Does your cock dry heave?

 

[Stouffers]

I doubt you'd need it. I didn't feel shit.

Standard fondling is painful and has been for decades.

 

[Stouffers]

What happens after a vasectomy. No more jizz? Does your cock dry heave?

You get to refill your scrot with a liquid of your choice. I think there’s a valve or zipper system. Just have to make sure to flush the shaft after with water and white vinegar once a month.

 

[Cunth]

The sperm, which are made in the testicles, cannot pass through the vas deferens once they have been cut and tied, so they are reabsorbed by the body.

Your body has to eat it’s own sperm

 

[Catphish]

Standard fondling is painful and has been for decades.

No one will be fondling you. It's a small laser incision. You expose, they apply a topical anaesthetic, and it's over before you know it. The whole thing was done for me in about 10 minutes. No discomfort, no swelling, and I was back putting it to good use in a couple of days. And this was like 10 years ago.

I mean, do what you have to do. If you can afford it and it'll give you peace of mind, then get the gas. But I still say you won't need it.

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[Catphish]

What happens after a vasectomy. No more jizz? Does your cock dry heave?

You still come, but there are no swimmers in the pool.

 

[888]

if I decided to get put under for my vasectomy? I have very sensitive testicles and would prefer just to sleep through the procedure.

Its an option, but it’s more expensive and the doc rolled his eyes when he offered it as an alternative.

Puss level 9000. Vasectomy is so easy and it’s over before you know it.

 

[teezzy]

Do they cut your nutbag open? Fuck that i'd be put to sleep too

 

[KingdomHeartsFan]

Your body has to eat it’s own sperm

Sounds pretty gay.

 

[Airola]

I think there’s a valve system.

Wait, Steam can now be injected into your testicles?

A game changer! hentai game changer that is

 

[VN1X]

Do they cut your nutbag open? Fuck that i'd be put to sleep too

What does the inside of a nutsack look like?

 

[V1LÆM]

if you don't feel comfortable being awake then get knocked out.

also fuck that doctor. wouldn't let anyone near my nuts with a blade. have to knock me out too.

 

[Cunth]

Is it true the nurse has to suck you dry first

 

[V1LÆM]

Do they cut your nutbag open? Fuck that i'd be put to sleep too

there's two ways.

one involves slicing open the nut sack and chopping the tubes then tying them up.

second is kinda like getting an injection. a puncture in the nut bag is performed (instead of cutting open) and again the tubes are tied up.

both are done under local anesthetic

 

[OneBigPuss]

Very big.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

Depends if you get a good surgeon. Or Dr Moreau.

 

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[Elcid]

I'd be more worried about being a spermless eunuch.

Exactly. Just pull out bro.

 

[Stouffers]

Exactly. Just pull out bro.

My wife is on medication that would all but guarantee major complications if we had an “oops” pregnancy.

 

[jufonuk]

Wait... just do anal. Problem solved.

 

[thefool]

Last time I did an endoscopy I was a bit feverish so they decided against giving me any type of sedative, outside of some local spray anesthetic (so the tube doesn't hurt the throat) and initially I was reluctant. Doc told me the old lady before me did it with only the spray and I should stop being a puss. So, yeah, no way that 80 year old lady would put into question my manhood

 

[teezzy]

You slice my scrotum open and you better put me in a coma first bub

Any other opinion is wack

 

[Stiflers Mom]

As probably the only person on GAF that had a vasectomy done TWICE, I'd say just go through it without that "put under" shit.

The only moment you feel something bad is when they put the needle into your ball sac. After that it's completely numb and you won't feel anything.

Second time I even watched exactly what the doctor was doing and asked questions.
After that he said he won't do that a third time for me, since I know now how to perform the operation myself anyway.

Is it true the nurse has to suck you dry first

Yep. In my case she was already over 60, unfortunately.

 

[Elcid]

Wait... just do anal. Problem solved.

Anal leakage babies bro.

I’ve been married 7 years and we don’t use any birth control. I just pull out. We have three kids and all three were planned.

 

[jufonuk]

Anal leakage babies bro.

I’ve been married 7 years and we don’t use any birth control. I just pull out. We have three kids and all three were planned.

My wife uses birth control.

 

[BigBooper]

What does the inside of a nutsack look like?

 

[BigBooper]

I can't get the spoiler to be visible in the above post.

It's a fig.

 

[Foamy]

 

[HellforLeather]

I mean you're literally taking away the purpose of your manhood so I'd say the anesthetic is irrelevant.

I'd be more worried about being a spermless eunuch.

I guess poor Stouffers will have to console himself with years of worry free raw dogging

 

[Richard Packer]

Off topic, but while writing “through” in the OP, I messed it up a smidge and my phone autocorrected with “throatpie.” Should I be concerned?

If this is the lifestyle you're living. I wouldn't bother with this operation.

 

[iconmaster]

The real discomfort isn't from the operation, it's from the recovery. Anesthetic isn't going to solve that for you.

 

[Kadayi]

OP has got balls? Who knew

 

[GAMETA]

Why would you do it, man? Why?

It's your balls and your offspring. Who knows what the future might bring. Do the lady and finish by hand if you need to, but come on, don't castrate yourself.

 

[eot]

Even though statistically the risks are super low, general anaesthesia is some pretty serious stuff in terms of what actually happens to your body. I'd just go with the local one.

 

[farmerboy]

No. You have every right to be comfortable getting a procedure done.

 

[MatrixReloaded101]

A empty wallet from child support or an empty ball sack ..... cold world

 

[Elektro Demon]

Don't do it man. You'll be emasculated. You might turn into this