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[GeorgPrime]

I don’t have a tumor

He meant your GF/Wife that is going to breakup after you did it.

 

[Stouffers]

He meant your GF/Wife that is going to breakup after you did it.

They require the wife to sign off before the procedure. No fucking joke. What happened to my body, my choice?

 

[DESTROYA]

Anyone going near my junk with sharp objects better put me under first but then again I would never do it myself, there are instances of women getting pregnant even after having their significant others fixed.

 

[haxan7]

I knew you were a cuck

 

[BigBooper]

They require the wife to sign off before the procedure. No fucking joke. What happened to my body, my choice?

Your body, her penis.

 

[Stouffers]

Your body, her penis.

You know, I’d be ok with that if she took it out for a walk every now and then.

 

[Stouffers]

Anyone going near my junk with sharp objects better put me under first but then again I would never do it myself, there are instances of women getting pregnant even after having their significant others fixed.

But those instances are mainly from Haxan and his ilk with the babies usually favoring a completely different race.

 

[Valonquar]

Just ask them to give you a valluim. Your head will be a giant cotton ball and you won't have any real stress or pain. It's a very quick procedure.

 

[Halo is Back]

As probably the only person on GAF that had a vasectomy done TWICE, I'd say just go through it without that "put under" shit.

The only moment you feel something bad is when they put the needle into your ball sac. After that it's completely numb and you won't feel anything.

Second time I even watched exactly what the doctor was doing and asked questions.
After that he said he won't do that a third time for me, since I know now how to perform the operation myself anyway.


Yep. In my case she was already over 60, unfortunately.

Wait, why did you get it done twice?

 

[teezzy]

Needle in my nutsack, you say?

 

[Foamy]

EviLore
Can we pleeease give him the custom title of "Shootin Blanks"?

 

[MilkyJoe]

if I decided to get put under for my vasectomy? I have very sensitive testicles and would prefer just to sleep through the procedure.

Its an option, but it’s more expensive and the doc rolled his eyes when he offered it as an alternative.

What does your wife's boyfriend suggest?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Don't do it man. You'll be emasculated. You might turn into this

Or you'd be me and start fucking around like crazy after your vasectomy since you don't need to worry anymore of bitches getting child support from you after you came over their whole body and they secretly start smearing your juice into their pussies...

Women after 35 years old are crazy and dangerous.

 

[notseqi]

EviLore
Can we pleeease give him the custom title of "Shootin Blanks"?

'Ever closer to a beaver.'

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I’m about 3 months away from getting this done myself, nobody I know has had to be put out for it. Just nut up, OP

 

[Catphish]

Exactly. Just pull out bro.

Spoken like someone who has no idea what leaving it in feels like.

 

[Elcid]

Spoken like someone who has no idea what leaving it in feels like.

I have 3 kids...

 

[Catphish]

I have 3 kids...

Well you better put them back. Their parents are probably worried sick.

 

[Stouffers]

EviLore
Can we pleeease give him the custom title of "Shootin Blanks"?

Still whole at the moment. It’ll be a 2021 project.

 

[and 3 others]

As probably the only person on GAF that had a vasectomy done TWICE, I'd say just go through it without that "put under" shit.

The only moment you feel something bad is when they put the needle into your ball sac. After that it's completely numb and you won't feel anything.

Second time I even watched exactly what the doctor was doing and asked questions.
After that he said he won't do that a third time for me, since I know now how to perform the operation myself anyway.


Yep. In my case she was already over 60, unfortunately.

Whew, literally and figuratively, brass balls!

 

[-Minsc-]

getting a vasectomy is going to emasculate you bro. that’s what I read on the Internet. Don’t do it

I remember Tim's friend on Home Improvement saying a vasectomy was "any time, any where."

Spoiler: Relax, it's a fig. :p

Science.