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[ROMhack]

Hi, my name is ROMhack creator of threads such as Australians.

I was in the gym earlier and suddenly thought, wow wouldn't my life be easier if I were more like an Australian.

This might strike you as strange but Aussies are typically:

• Funny
• Fit
• Chilled
• Tall
• Sociable

At the moment I'm more like your typical Brit - short, bitter and a bit miserable because the weather is shit. I'm a bit bored of this so figure it's time for a change.

I'm reaching out to the GAF's good Aussie friends for help. Who wants to be my mentor?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

In my dreams the monster is always Australian

 

[ROMhack]

In my dreams the monster is always Australian

Exactly. I want to be that monster.

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

Full frontal lobotomy.

 

[TrainedRage]

Smash your head against the pavement?

 

[Son Tofu]

1. Build a time machine.
2. Travel back in time before your father met your mother.
3. Go slap the shit out of your father and tell him to never meet your mother.
4. Get some masculine Australian dude to pipe down your mother.
5. Enjoy being a masculine Australian dude.

 

[President Evil]

1. Build a time machine.
2. Travel back in time before your father met your mother.
3. Go slap the shit out of your father and tell him to never meet your mother.
4. Get some masculine Australian dude to pipe down your mother.
5. Enjoy being a masculine Australian dude.

I bet Crocodile Dundee would lay the pipe.

 

[ROMhack]

1. Build a time machine.
2. Travel back in time before your father met your mother.
3. Go slap the shit out of your father and tell him to never meet your mother.
4. Get some masculine Australian dude to pipe down your mother.
5. Enjoy being a masculine Australian dude.

Alright I'll give it a shot.

 

[Tesseract]

since australia is kinda like florida

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give no fucks, stay fit, praise the sun every day, and smash your face into concrete when you need sleep

 

[Kadayi]

Shit posting seems to be a common thread, either shit posts, or posts about shit (or both). Shitpost enough and perhaps they'll make you an honourary Australian? Cunth is an authority

 

[Son Tofu]

I bet Crocodile Dundee would lay the pipe.

"That's not a pipe; This is a pipe."

*Australian sex noise*

 

[EverydayBeast]

It's not your fault you weren't born in Australia.

 

[haxan7]

loosen up your butt with a large phallus shaped object

 

[Fushitsusha]

Brit? You're already Australian.

Spoiler

Australian? You're already brit.

 

[lock2k]

Hi, my name is ROMhack creator of threads such as Australians.

I was in the gym earlier and suddenly thought, wow wouldn't my life be easier if I were more like an Australian.

This might strike you as strange but Aussies are typically:

• Funny
• Fit
• Chilled
• Tall
• Sociable

At the moment I'm more like your typical Brit - short, bitter and a bit miserable because the weather is shit. I'm a bit bored of this so figure it's time for a change.

I'm reaching out to the GAF's good Aussie friends for help. Who wants to be my mentor?

Move to Australia.

 

[MaestroMike]

no sun no fun (unless u supplement with vitamin D) over the years i noticed a sh!t ton of people struggle during winter

hella glad I live in the U.S. cuz I can just move to one of the states with better weather although I'm good where I'm at right now.

 

[triplestation]

practice cursing people out until it sounds polite

 

[Cunth]

First, you'll need to increase your sex count considerably

 

[The Pleasure]

Of course they're fit. How many kangaroos do they box a week?

 

[ROMhack]

practice cursing people out until it sounds polite

Okay, rascal.

Good?

 

[Macapala]

Just say "cunt" a lot and you're well on your way

That's not too difficult for you is it? ya dumb cunt.

 

[triplestation]

Okay, rascal.

Good?

no

you have a long way to go

 

[lock2k]

no sun no fun (unless u supplement with vitamin D) over the years i noticed a sh!t ton of people struggle during winter

hella glad I live in the U.S. cuz I can just move to one of the states with better weather although I'm good where I'm at right now.

I honestly can't imagine living in a place with almost no sun. It would fucking kill me.

I live in São Paulo and even though it's tropical it's always raining in this place (nothing compared to England though), still, I would like more sun in my life. London is a cool place to visit but I would never be able to live there.

 

[DESTROYA]

First, you'll need to increase your sex count considerably

I think he meant you have to have sex with a rabid Koala Bear .

 

[Papa]

In my dreams the monster is always Australian

I'm coming for you Jare

 

[Papa]

Real talk, it's pretty simple:

1. Don't get offended.
2. Laugh at yourself.
3. Laugh at everything and everyone else more than you laugh at yourself.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[Cybrwzrd]

First, you'll need to increase your sex count considerably

Is that where you disappeared to for so many months? A journey of increasing the sex count?

 

[Papa]

Is that where you disappeared to for so many months? A journey of increasing the sex count?

He died and rose again 3 months later.

 

[DESTROYA]

Is that where you disappeared to for so many months? A journey of increasing the sex count?

He died and rose again 3 months later.

Doing it to yourself doesn't count.

 

[Nester99]

Have you considered "throwing another shrimp on the Barbi" and seeing where things go ?

 

[MudoSkills]

Say cunt more frequently.

 

[Turnt]

Learn to accept another country's head of state being on your money.

 

[Papa]

Learn to accept another country's head of state being on your money.

She's our head of state too tho

 

[Papa]

Have you considered "throwing another shrimp on the Barbi" and seeing where things go ?

We don't even call them shrimp ya noonga. We call them prawns.

 

[Turnt]

She's our head of state too tho

Much better.

 

[Rentahamster]

Drink Foster's beer. That'll get you in with the cool kids crowd.

 

[ROMhack]

Drink Foster's beer. That'll get you in with the cool kids crowd.

Mmm yes. Delicious warm cans of Fosters. Takes me back.

 

[Amory]

Throw some sssshrimp on tha baaahbie MATE

Some ssshrrimp on the baaaaaahbie
























...MATE

 

[Macapala]

Real talk, it's pretty simple:

1. Don't get offended.
2. Laugh at yourself.
3. Laugh at everything and everyone else more than you laugh at yourself.

4. Don't be a bitch.
5. Have a 9 inch cock.
6. Be at least 6 feet tall.
7. Have at least 3 bitches on the side.

 

[Macapala]

Have you considered "throwing another shrimp on the Barbi" and seeing where things go ?

We call them prawns you dumb cunt!

 

[TheGreatYosh]

Move to Arizona and live amongst the South African actors first.

 

[Papa]

4. Don't be a bitch.
5. Have a 9 inch cock.
6. Be at least 6 feet tall.
7. Have at least 3 bitches on the side.

 

[Macapala]

Fucking hate you Matt. I really fucking do.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Skip straight to wanting to become American like all intelligent Australians do. Save yourself the trouble.

 

[President Evil]

Skip straight to wanting to become American like all intelligent Australians do. Save yourself the trouble.

I am already American, so I'm good to go.

 

[Papa]

Fucking hate you Matt. I really fucking do.

What did I do?

 

[Macapala]

What did I do?

REPORTED!! You're in big trouble now Matt BIG TROUBLE!!!

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Those are some sultry pink lips. Who is she?

 

[Papa]

Those are some sultry pink lips. Who is she?