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How do you fake a pregnancy?
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See? Maybe its just the prankster in me, but of a girl told me she was pregnant and then fess'ed up an hour later that it was only a joke I'd be pissed, but hell man... she had you going, it was a funny joke.
That aside, I also one told my dad in Highschool I had gotten my girlfriend pregnant and he got really mad, heh. Luckily I did it in a public place and pulled the "I have to tell you something, please don't yell at me" line.. I told him a few minuts later that it was April Fool's, he wasn't as amused as I was, heh. He was, however, happy it was a joke.
On the other hand a friend of mine had a gf fake a pregnancy, but she went on with it for like 2 months before she claimed to miscarry, but she was psycho and her best friend (who I was dating at the time) later confessed to me that it was all a ruse because the girl was mad at the guy and wanted to piss him off. That kind of faking is not a joke and not very funny either.
That aside, I also one told my dad in Highschool I had gotten my girlfriend pregnant and he got really mad, heh. Luckily I did it in a public place and pulled the "I have to tell you something, please don't yell at me" line.. I told him a few minuts later that it was April Fool's, he wasn't as amused as I was, heh. He was, however, happy it was a joke.
On the other hand a friend of mine had a gf fake a pregnancy, but she went on with it for like 2 months before she claimed to miscarry, but she was psycho and her best friend (who I was dating at the time) later confessed to me that it was all a ruse because the girl was mad at the guy and wanted to piss him off. That kind of faking is not a joke and not very funny either.
hooded pitohui
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insert a baby-sized object into your vagina. keep pushing.
UltimateMarioMan
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How old are you 13? Can't be any older as immature as you acted.Doth Togo said:
boutrosinit
Street Fighter IV World Champion
Doth Togo said:
Doth Togo = Man of wisdom.
Ex Girlfriend = :O :O :O !!!!!!!!
However, she also = !@£$^^&!@£^£!^%@!! Cuckooooooooooo
Current girlfriend = attractive with good heart and laid back. Me like.
DJ Demon J
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Much like Sir Mix-a-Lot, when you guys dump the hot but crazy chicks on the curb, I'll "pull up quick to retrieve it." 
DJ Demon J
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Tazznum1 said:
But the sex in the car on the way down will be exquisite. ;P
JoshuaJSlone
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hooded pitohui said:
Kuro Madoushi
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Yikes! I keep reading about hot but crazy women! I had a few encounters myself, but any theories as to why they're this way? And yes, I know, beautiful does not equal crazy, but it sure seems they get away with a lot more shit because of it. :\
Oh and just put in my two cents. You don't fucking joke about a pregnancy! I don't think breaking up with her a week later is immature at all.
Oh and just put in my two cents. You don't fucking joke about a pregnancy! I don't think breaking up with her a week later is immature at all.
Think of it as a point system. You've got smokin hot women who've invested points in looks, but have no points left for brains or personality. Then, you've got the women who've invested points in brains, but are uglier than a mule. Then, you've got the women who've spread their points over everything, and they're the ones you want to go after because not only will they treat you right, they'll always have style and grace and make you look and feel good, as well as recognize that you do the same for them.
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