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[Synbios459]

Well I had a paper jam and I un-jamed it, but in the process, I managed to get alittle on the carpet, as well as the printer. What's the best way to get it out? BTW, my carpet is burgendy.

 

[kumanoki]

Try that stuff on the infomercial with the gay bearded guy. That stuff knocks the hell outta some stains.

 

[Miguel]

Quit sexorzing up Octupi.

 

[Matlock]

Semen.

 

[Mermandala]

Quit sexorzing up Octupi.

The Wife Aquatic with Merman Dala. Get Out Ma Wet-n-Wyld BedRoom!

Male octopuses are distinguished from females by the presence of a modified third arm, the third right arm in most species. This arm has a groove running along the edge and a leaf-shaped grasping structure at the tip. When octopuses mate, the male moves elongate sperm packages, called spermatophores, along the groove to the arm tip. The male places the copulatory arm into the mantle cavity of the female where the tip of the arm inserts spermatophores into the female's oviducts. In some long-armed rock-pool octopuses, the male remains hidden, snaking a long modified arm across the rock pool to transfer spermatophores to the hidden female.

"from my COLD DEAD Tentacle"

 

[Claus]

Hair spray. No joke.

 

[Kalren]

Oxyclean

I've never used it, but the infomercial make it look amazing....