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[Doth Togo]

Immediate family is in town this weekend, staying at my place. Jesus, they need to go. On the weekend I need a day off from life, I have to put up with family.

I need a vacation.

 

[Triumph]

Walk around bare ass naked and get drunk all weekend long. They'll probably stay for around 30 minutes unless you're the super secret 4th Zappa child... in which case your family is cool and you wouldn't need to be driving them off.

 

[White Man]

Walk around bare ass naked and get drunk all weekend long. They'll probably stay for around 30 minutes unless you're the super secret 4th Zappa child... in which case your family is cool and you wouldn't need to be driving them off.

Actually, he'd have to be the fifth Zappa child. Diva Zappa is crying. Nobody ever remembers her.

 

[Red Scarlet]

Give them a Red Bull so they fly away.

Just say you have to go to work, and go somewhere without them all.

 

[Gek54]

What is wrong with your family?

 

[Triumph]

Actually, he'd have to be the fifth Zappa child. Diva Zappa is crying. Nobody ever remembers her.

Goddammit you're right. I'm so ashamed that I'm going to go get hammered after work.

 

[evil ways]

If you have a spouse or a girlfriend, fake a huge, big time couple fight to scare them away.

 

[BlackMage]

Someday, when you are on your deathbed, you are gonna be all "gee, i wish i had spent more time with my family." Cherish these moments lad. In fact, go out there and let them know how much you love them....

 

[Jill Sandwich]

 

[Fresh Prince]

Well be anally retentive. Tell them to do house work. Such an such should be kept here, in this manner and may only be used at such and such a time when such and such occurs etc. They feel less like guests and more like children or prisoners.

 

[Doth Togo]

Someday, when you are on your deathbed, you are gonna be all "gee, i wish i had spent more time with my family." Cherish these moments lad. In fact, go out there and let them know how much you love them....

You're right.

However, I do need some alone time. Big week coming up and I need to get my mind in order.

 

[onion_pixy]

Burn DVDs/CDs of illegally downloaded music and movies and plant them in their suitcases. Then call the proper authorities and have them arrested. Will solve that pesky family problem for good. :lol

 

[demon]

Someday, when you are on your deathbed, you are gonna be all "gee, i wish i had spent more time with my family." Cherish these moments lad. In fact, go out there and let them know how much you love them....

Deathbed regrets.

I'll avoid this problem by dying on the floor.

 

[MIMIC]

My family could NEVER overstay their welcome. I love them too much.

But I'm close enough with my family that if I wanted them to leave, I could just be blunt about it.

"Get the fuck out God dammit!"

But if you tell them that you just need some time to yourself, I'm sure they'd understand.

 

[Space Age Playboy]

Weekend? A cousin of ours slept on our couch for over a year. :lol

 

[Phoenix]

Invite everyone out to eat somewhere. While everyone is gone have a locksmith change the locks.