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[Straightballin]

Crap you ever took? (sitting on the toliet)

30 minutes for me

 

[MrPing1000]

off to a good start there.

 

[Outlaw]

about 5 minutes

 

[Drexon]

Aborted

 

[Leon]

hah, 45min+ EASY.

I read and sometimes even play the guitar when I take dumps.

 

[aoi tsuki]

hah, 45min+ EASY.

I read and sometimes even play the guitar when I take dumps.

Please never start playing live.

 

[kablooey]

WTF at all the ridiculous threads lately.

 

[MIMIC]

Crap you ever took? (sitting on the toliet)

I don't even wanna ask.

 

[DCX]

Hold on, 30 minutes for one turd? Or 30 minutes for a shit sessions involving many turds? If so i can and have had hour long sessions as it seems i was trying to shit out all of my insides or maybe i was reading something really interesting...and sorry shitting and playing handhelds is disgusting!

DCX

 

[Straightballin]

I don't even wanna ask.

Lmao plz I insist ask

 

[DCX]

Lmao plz I insist ask

I'll bite, what's the longest non-toliet crap? I'm assuming in public parks and the like...if so, no longer than i can wipe my ass, i call it the emergency dump some load off til you can reach a safe haven crap.

DCX

 

[Straightballin]

I'll bite, what's the longest non-toliet crap? I'm assuming in public parks and the like...if so, no longer than i can wipe my ass, i call it the emergency dump some load off til you can reach a safe haven crap.

Lets add those too :lol

 

[robochimp]

maybe a foot

 

[Straightballin]

maybe a foot

Time not length but thats one pretty big piece of sh*t

 

[Vandiger]

What a shitty topic.

 

[tt_deeb]

What a shitty topic.

OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

 

[Lakitu]

About 30 mins but usually it's just like 3-5 mins.

 

[goodcow]

OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

:lol

 

[Jewbacca]

When I was a kid I would play on my game gear while crapping or do homework. So when I got off the toilet I had the rim imprinted on my ass.. but anyways 45 mins +

 

[lordmrw]

About 30 minutes or so. last week I ate one of those cheddar and steak crossiantwiches from Dunkin Donuts, and when I went to work later that day, I took a crap a record 4 times in the span of an hour and a half.

 

[mrklaw]

I've been in there for 45mins with the worst shits ever.

I always figured those comedy scenes with some guy who gets overdosed on laxatives and runs to the toilet all the time were just made up. Now I know better.

Seriously, I was pissing out my arse. Not actual piss of course, but the same consistency (i.e. liquid). No sphincter, no matter how trained and athletic, was going to hold that back.

 

[The Faceless Master]

probably around 45 minutes too... pretty much past the 30 minute mark, but not an hour...