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I had an ex-girlfried who looked like she had an extra one, but i think it was just a kinda mole thing! Really! /hides in shame
 
Hmmm, I wonder if I should tweezer my nipple hair. It looks too messy. It'll be painful I imagine, so that's a bonus. Wonder if it'll be as painful as that nostril hair I plucked the other day. That was sore. I've never been turned on so much.
 
Miroku said:
thats fucking wierd, when I read the thread title, 37 was the first # that popped into my head.


That's freaking strange. First number for me too. Isn't that from Clerks or something?
 
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ONE BILLION NIPPLES!!

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GDGF said:
That's freaking strange. First number for me too. Isn't that from Clerks or something?

yes.

Dante: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica: Dante...
Dante: How many?!
Veronica: 36.
Dante: 36! Including me?!
Veronica: 37...
Dante: 37! You've sucked 37 dicks?!

(and later)

Dante: My girlfriend has sucked 37 cocks!
Customer: In a row?

also:

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
 
GDGF said:
That's freaking strange. First number for me too. Isn't that from Clerks or something?
Wasn't the number 37 also used in some sexual reference in an episode of Seinfeld? It's cropped up a few places, like some kind of sly in-joke.
 
Dan said:
Wasn't the number 37 also used in some sexual reference in an episode of Seinfeld? It's cropped up a few places, like some kind of sly in-joke.


Clerks. Dante's girlfriend sucked 37 dicks (including dante's).
 
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