How to have proper hygiene while showering

With those asscheeks on the front his husband can do anal sex and still romantically look into her beatiful eyes, win win if you ask me.
 
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I mean.... based on what a friend and some family members who are doctors have told me, there's definitely lots of people that do need to watch this video.
 
I wish I hadn't watch that video but now that I have I keep asking myself how is it possible those bottoms actually stayed on and the only logical conclusion that I can come up with is gravitational pull.
 
Where everyone has a platform.

Gouge out my eyeballs with a melon baller scoop or just go at it with my bare fingers?

24 hours is a long wait for Amazon.
 
I heard that going 3-7 days between showers is the worst schedule. It's in that window that the bacteria on your skin is most stinkiest. The idea is:

Shower every day: you don't let the stink form

If you get past a week, your bacteria starts warring and ends up smelling neutral. It's not nose-blindness. And medieval peasants probably didn't smell as bad as people think because they'd go months without bathing.

Here's a The Atlantic article about a guy who doesn't bathe:

 

Homer Today GIF
 
It took my brain a lot of time to realize that was a swim suit , and honestly her tips about showering are lame...
 
Ok, I'll bite.

I take a shower about every 5 or 6 days and at times smell pretty bad.

But it has its benefits. Bathing regularly can lead to skin or hair problems such as dandruff and also a reduced immune system.
I rarely shower, but I also never get sick.

To be honest, bathing once a week is plenty.
OMFG your character arc is really developing.

I wonder if when people complained to HR about you they said "my lunch was gone but in it's place was a faint whiff of something gross...."
 
Shame is something we need more of nowadays. Simply because some shit is, in fact, fucking shameful.

This is one of those things.
 
I got exhausted just watching. Seems like the path of least resistance would be.... to eat less, no?
 
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