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[West Texas CEO]

I have to shower every single day. Twice all summer long. I feel disgusting and filthy if I don't. I don't know you how you do it.

I'm straight from the gutter.

 

[GymWolf]

With those asscheeks on the front his husband can do anal sex and still romantically look into her beatiful eyes, win win if you ask me.

 

[West Texas CEO]

With those asscheeks on the front his husband can do anal sex and still romantically look into her beatiful eyes, win win if you ask me.

1/10

 

[GymWolf]

1/10

Never said that she was a 9\10.

 

[GymWolf]

I have to shower every single day. Twice all summer long. I feel disgusting and filthy if I don't. I don't know you how you do it.

He is like taylor swift, he doesn't sweat.

 

[Fbh]

I mean.... based on what a friend and some family members who are doctors have told me, there's definitely lots of people that do need to watch this video.

 

[West Texas CEO]

He is like taylor swift, he doesn't sweat.

I wish my bank account was like Taylor Swift..

Sorry, that was my 1/10 for the day.

 

[Mikado]

Has she tried turbo'ing her asshole?

Well that takes me back.

The green lines are "hygiene"

 

[Rival]

I wish I hadn’t watch that video but now that I have I keep asking myself how is it possible those bottoms actually stayed on and the only logical conclusion that I can come up with is gravitational pull.

 

[John Marston]

Where everyone has a platform.

Gouge out my eyeballs with a melon baller scoop or just go at it with my bare fingers?

24 hours is a long wait for Amazon.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

I heard that going 3-7 days between showers is the worst schedule. It's in that window that the bacteria on your skin is most stinkiest. The idea is:

Shower every day: you don't let the stink form

If you get past a week, your bacteria starts warring and ends up smelling neutral. It's not nose-blindness. And medieval peasants probably didn't smell as bad as people think because they'd go months without bathing.

Here's a The Atlantic article about a guy who doesn't bathe:

I Quit Showering, and Life Continued

We spend two full years of our lives washing ourselves. How much of that time (and money and water) is a waste?

www.theatlantic.com

 

[kruis]

 

[Alebrije]

It took my brain a lot of time to realize that was a swim suit , and honestly her tips about showering are lame...

 

[Fermbiz]

 

[EviLore]

 

[Kurotri]

 

[Days like these...]

Is that her actual shower? I know she's huge but that shower is tiny. I thought she had money.

 

[West Texas CEO]

John Cena is a real man.

 

[Mistake]

To be perfectly fair, Cena wouldn't get crushed

But I would

 

[Big Baller]

John Cena is a real man.

No, he's an EverydayBeast

 

[The Stig]

Ok, I'll bite.

I take a shower about every 5 or 6 days and at times smell pretty bad.

But it has its benefits. Bathing regularly can lead to skin or hair problems such as dandruff and also a reduced immune system.
I rarely shower, but I also never get sick.

To be honest, bathing once a week is plenty.

OMFG your character arc is really developing.

I wonder if when people complained to HR about you they said "my lunch was gone but in it's place was a faint whiff of something gross...."

 

[West Texas CEO]

No, he's an EverydayBeast

The beasts are the women he's fuckin'.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Yo mamas so fat she stole German Hops’s lunch.

 

[JohnnyPhats]

Shame is something we need more of nowadays. Simply because some shit is, in fact, fucking shameful.

This is one of those things.

 

[Mistake]

So is there any special name for front ass?
I need to know
For science

 

[West Texas CEO]

So is there any special name for front ass?
I need to know
For science

Pooch Coochie

 

[Mistake]

Pooch Coochie

I was thinking something like plumber's crack, but that would imply she has a job

 

[West Texas CEO]

I was thinking something like plumber's crack, but that would imply she has a job

Seriously, I feel sorry for the brave soul who's in charge of cleaning her pipes.

 

[Mistake]

Seriously, I feel sorry for the brave soul who's in charge of cleaning her pipes.

I know just the guy

 

[Rockondevil]

 

[Little Mac]

 

[Johnny2Bad]

 

[Shake Your Rump]

I rarely shower, but I also never get sick.

It’s easy to avoid infection if people keep their distance when you are in public.

 

[E-Cat]

I got exhausted just watching. Seems like the path of least resistance would be.... to eat less, no?