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[BuddyC]

lately, one of my mates has been a little...flakey.

it began, innocently enough, over the summer when he told me to "have a good night, bro."

sadly, this was not an isolated incident. it's grown far far worse from there - evidenced by the following entry on the apartment's grocery list: "steve needs alfredo sizauce."

this has also begun to affect his sense of fashion with the addition of the dreaded bandanna-headband to his wardrobe.

this sickness, which has become a running joke behind his back, is only getting worse. why recently, he was overheard claiming "no time tozinight." tozinight? what the fuck is that?

help me GAF. help me help you help me.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

is he white?


If so you might want to tell him.

 

[fart]

h to the izzo

 

[BuddyC]

is he white?

moreso than you may be able to imagine. his favorite band? the postal service. next up? the mars volta, followed by the polyphonic spree.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

 

[impirius]

Look bro, he's on the cutting edge... either follow or get out of the wizzay

 

[Mermandala]

FHUTHIZZAY

 

[hXc_thugg]

He likes The Postal Service and The Mars Volta? Buy him some girl pants and tell him to stick the bandana in his back pocket.

 

[Brannon]

Shake him like a misbehaving British child and tell him he's WRONG, period. Then make his friends do the same thing. Couple of days of that and he won't be tizzalking like that anymore. Or he'll have internal brain hemmorhaging, whichever comes first.

 

[yoshifumi]

face time with sweet lady brick

 

[BuddyC]

He likes The Postal Service and The Mars Volta? Buy him some girl pants and tell him to stick the bandana in his back pocket.

The poor kid's twenty years old and calls women 'psycho' when they inquire as to how his classes are going.



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[fart]

attn: buddyc

your friend is an idiot

:::gaf communique over:::

 

[RevenantKioku]

Just tell him he's being a douche. If that doesn't work, video tape him doing what he does in his general douchebaggery. Show it to him. If that doesn't work, show it to other people. He'll get the message eventually.
Or you could just kill him. I mean really, what's the loss?

 

[Triumph]

Start a website dedicated to how much his new attitizude is making you batshit crazy. Make it humorous and sleek in design, and eventually he'll stumble across it. Hilarity will ensizue!

 

[lexy]

You know how the saying goes. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

 

[BuddyC]

bizump for more hizelp

 

[Warm Machine]

Who fucking talks like that in real life?

Seriously!

 

[BuddyC]

Who fucking talks like that in real life?

Seriously!

My friend.

Seriously.

 

[xsarien]

My friend.

Seriously.

Better to just be blizunt about it.

 

[Warm Machine]

Everytime he says something like that reply back to him in a condescending tone... "What's up Snoop Dogg?" or "What's up Doggy Style?" or "Who lets the Doggs Out?" Do it enough times and he will hopefully get the message.

You can also grind him down by completely butchering slang by repeating it in a boring monotone and fucking up the words and phrashing yourself. "yo...yo...Word to your...mother?" or "Where are my bee-at-che-es gone...away?"

 

[Suerte]

Hit him and/or come onto him. That'll scare him back to normalness!

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

I would be really nice if you let him know Too $hort and E40(who?) started that thing up in 1996 or 97 and by the time you cacuaziods got to it was already done. Tell him intergration is not good for all things. Or tell him that he sounds wizzak.

 

[Error Macro]

Is this the friend in question?

 

[BuddyC]

Is this the friend in question?

It's the one on the right, actually. The one donning the bandanna there has been doing that for years, that's what makes this even worse, it appears the culprit is just idolizing Alex.

the culprit:

 

[Escape Goat]

Buddy, I love the new toenail polish. Its so chic.

 

[Matlock]

Hey, I've got that printer!

 

[Neo_ZX]

Do what they did in Malibu's most wanted. Hire two black actors to be thugs and have them kidnap your friend and have a go around the 'hood'

After a few drive-bys and underground street fights and he'll be back to his old self.

 

[Mermandala]

fess up, Alex is egypharoh, master of teh arcane and wizzard of ...-=NIGHTMARES TEAM=-...

 

[Suerte]

It dosen't matter what he talks like, he has awesome hair.

 

[Ghost]

fo' shizzle ma nizzle, take that wizzle and get upside his hizzle with your pizzle....fo' rizzle!

 

[nitewulf]

im trying to imagine that guy talking like snoop and its trauzomatizing me!
just tell him he's whizack.

 

[White Man]

I wear a bandana on occasion, but only when I don't have any other headgear that matches the rest of my clothes. I couldn't talk like that if I wanted, though. I stutter way too much. It would be like some godawful heckspawn of Snoop and Max Headroom

 

[Mike]

Explain to him that the "izzle" thing was passe a long time ago. It's pretty weird to be doing that now. Was he in a cave for the last four years or something?

 

[ohamsie]

Use his bandana to clean up after masturbation sessions.

 

[effzee]

why dont u let it be? i think its tizzight.

 

[G4life98]

if your friend likes using slang like that, then let him be and stop being a prick about it.

 

[JackFrost2012]

if your friend likes using slang like that, then let him be and stop being a prick about it.

WRONG.

 

[luxsol]

Sounds like it's too late for him... put him down before it grows worse and spreads.

Use this