Hulk Hogan v. Gawker jury selection was pure fuckery.

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I was selected to be on a jury recently and these all sound like questions they asked us during the selection process, just on a bigger scale because unfortunately everyone knows who Hulk Hogan is. It's to try and remove people who have very obvious biases one way or the other.

e: And here's how they introduced the concept of "beyond a reasonable doubt" - the judge pointed at the American flag on a pole at the back of the room, where the flag part was not held up but just hanging off the pole. He called a juror:

JUDGE: What is that?
JUR: The American flag.
JUDGE: How do you know that?
JUR: I can see the stars and stripes, the American flag pattern.
JUDGE: But you can't be sure, can you? It's hanging, it's not completely unfurled.
JUR: I'm pretty sure.
JUDGE: So you are drawing a conclusion, not beyond ALL doubt but beyond a reasonable doubt, based on the evidence presented to you?
JUR: Yes.

The judge went on to explain a bit more about it in a more eloquent way than I can paraphrase here.
 
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lol

That's terrible and awesome at the same time.
 
By being an ass

Yeah. He basically revived Deadspin and put them on the map after the founder of that site left. His main tactic was going for outrageous stuff, but he got the pageviews.

He was brought over to Gawker to do his magic and help them grow as well.
 
If Hogan wins, he needs to walk out of the courtroom to "Real American" music and flexing at the podium, followed up by the Point, Arm Circle and Hand to the Ear.
 
man the dude on the stand gives no fucks

"Did you think about the emotional distress you would cause the person in the video when you showed such an intimate and private moment?"

-No, it was just my job as usual

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Oh shit Tumblr being brought into this
 
This is almost like Phoenix Wright. A colorful wrestler, last minute evidence, a sex tape...

Whattaya mean Phoenix Wright never dealt with a sex tape? I'm sure one of the cases had something like that...
 
This just in the jury has awarded Hulk Hogan a four figure monetary judgement...wait that's not right...the paper says...figure...four?

"WOOOOOOOOO!"

:O
 
This just in the jury has awarded Hulk Hogan a four figure monetary judgement...wait that's not right...the paper says...figure...four?

"WOOOOOOOOO!"

:O

"I heard you were discussing dick sizes, well I'm here to talk you about Space Mountain, not that I need to, the oldest ride with the longest line speaks for itself! WOOOOO!

So jury #23, you won't be the first girl but you can be the next one! WOOOOO!"
 
This whole trial is fuckery. Am I right in that the jury never even saw the video? Kind of an important part of the puzzle, people!

From what I understand the video wasn't shown in court, but it is in evidence so the jury can watch it if they want to.
 
I want Vince McMahon to strut in and change the verdict just as it's about to be read.

"VINCE MCMAHON DIDN'T ACQUIT GAWKER. HULK HOGAN ACQUITTED GAWKER!"
 
Isn't Gawker fucked even if they appeal? I had heard that Florida requires you to put the money in escrow while you appeal. No way they got a $100 million just laying around to be held up like that.
 
Isn't Gawker fucked even if they appeal? I had heard that Florida requires you to put the money in escrow while you appeal. No way they got a $100 million just laying around to be held up like that.
That assumes he's awarded anywhere close to the 100mil. You always ask for more damages than you expect to receive.
 
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