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[pilonv1]

Shamelessly stolen from another forum. HG stands for "Hard Gay" and he does the "Hard Gay Hustle Pose". Sounds like it puts my beloved Heartbreakers to shame.

 

[kgHavok23]

What....the hell...?

 

[XMonkey]

I am...really lost here. really.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Soon to be an outfit for Zack in DoA4 i'm sure.

 

[pilonv1]

Hustle is a Japanese wrestling promotion.

 

[Fifty]

What's the Razor Ramon connection? I came in here expecting Razor Ra fricking Mon

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

I dunno guy in the bg has that razor ramon jeer face

 

[FortNinety]

Please God let there be footage of this somewhere.

 

[Minotauro]

My favorite picture is the one where Masato Tanaka is trying to nonchalantly get out of frame.

 

[Truelize]

:lol that is messed up. I came in here expecting the real Razor Ramon as well.

Hey on a side note: Razor Ramon applied for a part-time job at a GNC I was managing several years ago. I never bothered to interview him at all though. He attached a picture with his resume that looked exactly like the picture on that box there. It was pretty funny. Big gold chain, greasy hair. Good times.

 

[Hitman]

:lol that is messed up. I came in here expecting the real Razor Ramon as well.

Hey on a side note: Razor Ramon applied for a part-time job at a GNC I was managing several years ago. I never bothered to interview him at all though. He attached a picture with his resume that looked exactly like the picture on that box there. It was pretty funny. Big gold chain, greasy hair. Good times.

WHY WOULD"NT YOU HIRE RAZOR RAMON. HE WOULDA BEEN A GOLD MINE. I WOULD HAVE BOOUGHT LIKE 500 POUNDS OF PROTEIN IF THREATENED TO RAZOR's EDGE ME

 

[Coin Return]

Same guy?

 

[Minotauro]

WHY WOULD"NT YOU HIRE RAZOR RAMON. HE WOULDA BEEN A GOLD MINE. I WOULD HAVE BOOUGHT LIKE 500 POUNDS OF PROTEIN IF THREATENED TO RAZOR's EDGE ME

I HAVE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING QUESTION!

Dude, you coulda been Scott Hall's boss. Jesus, that would never get old. Well, until I got drunk and groped an elderly woman at least.

 

[bishoptl]

...whatever he's getting paid, it isn't enough.

 

[Kuroyume]

I don't watch wrestling anymore but I've been wondering... is Scott Hall still around?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

its good to see Vince Russo got another gig in the business.

 

[Brian Fellows]

I don't watch wrestling anymore but I've been wondering... is Scott Hall still around?

Not really. He was in NWA TNA at the beging of the year. But he was so out of shap and fat it was sad to see.

 

[evil ways]

Poor Kawada. I bet Giant Baba is rolling in his grave right now.

 

[Asbel]

 

[Minotauro]

How poetic is it that Hall is dressed up like Elvis? How soon before they find him dead in a toilet stall in some dive bar?

 

[kgHavok23]

how depressing :_ (

 

[Kuroyume]

WHAT...

THE...

FUCK...

Ughhh so sad...

I don't even remember Nash cutting his hair.

 

[tetsuoxb]

HARD GAY IS ON TV NOW!

OMG - he comes out to a Japanese version of Living La Vida Loca, and just does every obscene stereotype he can think of. Humps people on the show, zips his shirt up and down.... thrusts his banana hammock shorts like nuts.

My personal highlight, he came out with a baby doll with umbilical cord attached and began thrusting while tossing the baby around by the cord. Then he rips the cord off and screams "HARD GAY! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

 

[Alex Anderson]

 

[FortNinety]

HARD GAY IS ON TV NOW!

OMG - he comes out to a Japanese version of Living La Vida Loca, and just does every obscene stereotype he can think of. Humps people on the show, zips his shirt up and down.... thrusts his banana hammock shorts like nuts.

My personal highlight, he came out with a baby doll with umbilical cord attached and began thrusting while tossing the baby around by the cord. Then he rips the cord off and screams "HARD GAY! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Come on folks, where's the vid? I gotta see this...

 

[DMczaf]

 

[Guzim]

http://wrestlerockrumble.ytmnd.com/

 

[Shouta]

Is it me or does Hall look kinda like Steven Segal in that pic where he looks like he's about to give the guy a knee to the face...

 

[Kuroyume]

What nationality is Hall?

 

[Truelize]

WHY WOULD"NT YOU HIRE RAZOR RAMON. HE WOULDA BEEN A GOLD MINE. I WOULD HAVE BOOUGHT LIKE 500 POUNDS OF PROTEIN IF THREATENED TO RAZOR's EDGE ME

He came in one time and chatted with me. He seemed like a really cool guy and all, but his schedule was a mess and it wasn't anything permanant so it just wasn't worth the time really. It was just something until he was back wrestling somewhere. I think he was in Calgary staying at the Hart's and training.

I kept his resume for a couple of years like it was a trophy.

 

[Shinobi]

Sweet Lord...he makes Honkey Tonk Man look like Lance Armstrong.

On the bright side, he didn't look as bad as Sunny/Tammy did a few years ago (ugh).

 

[pilonv1]

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/face/news/20050720p2g00m0dm024000c.html

Razor Ramon slices along Japan's cutting edge

Razor Ramon "Hard Gay" Sumitani's cutting humor parodying stereotypical homosexuals has made him a firm favorite of Japan's fickle schoolgirl fans, according to Asahi Geino (7/28).

Looking akin to an outcast from the Village People, clad entirely in black leather -- a body-hugging, sleeveless, shirt, micro-hotpants and a studded black cap -- and his every move accompanied by Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca" blaring out in the background, 29-year-old Razor Ramon is fast becoming one of the most recognized faces on Japan's small screen.

Calling his brand of humor Haado Gei, which can be translated as either "hardcore art" or "hardcore gay," Razor Ramon HG first made a name for himself on the Saturday night TBS variety show "Bakuten."

Hosted by comic duo Bakusho Mondai, "Bakuten" screens at a family hour despite Razor Ramon HG's raunchy rolls and bondage rig-out that many deem to be "too erotic," the men's weekly says.

Razor Ramon HG has a corner on the program where he helps others, whether they want his assistance or not, suddenly springing up in front of them, holding his arms above his head, then wildly gyrating his hips and thrusting his pelvis forward while screaming out a piercing, "Whoooooo!" and announcing himself as "Haado Gei!"

Among those he has helped in his stints on the show include crying children, tissue distributors and old women he has piggybacked across pedestrian overpasses. He claims to gain his apparently boundless energy from memories of late Queen singer Freddie Mercury.

http://www.geocities.jp/hamc_pride/ramon.gif (warning 8mb gif)

"Haado Gei!" :lol :lol :lol Between this and the Heartbreakers (not Heart Throbs) this has been an awesome year for gay gimmicks, and gimmicks in general.