Support NeoGAF

[Foamy]

I remember this one time when I was a student and an enormous woman got onto the bus. She was five Ben Franklins easy.
The stench was unbelievable. A combination of ass, stank pussy and B.O.
Makes me want to throw up just remembering the smell.

 

[Cunth]

I remember this one time when I was a student and an enormous woman got onto the bus. She was five Ben Franklins easy.
The stench was unbelievable. A combination of ass, stank pussy and B.O.
Makes me want to throw up just remembering the smell.

I can smell it from here

 

[MacReady13]

Honestly, the world has gone fucking mad. Sometimes I hear people say that you only pine for the old days because they were innocent times for you in your younger day. I defy ANYBODY in here to say they don't want the "old days" back when shit like this is going on. This is fucking insane!

 

[Meowzers]

My armpits smell like onions after my boxing training session. My fists are useless, but my stench lays out guys like Bruce Lee.

 

[Mistershine.]

Imagine the tag nuts.

 

[Ballthyrm]

Why shower when you can have a bath ?
Just dunk me in some epsom salts and a ton of soap bubble any day.

 

[MilkLizard]

Honestly, the world has gone fucking mad. Sometimes I hear people say that you only pine for the old days because they were innocent times for you in your younger day. I defy ANYBODY in here to say they don't want the "old days" back when shit like this is going on. This is fucking insane!

Nah I find idiots like him amusing. Like every normal human being on earth showers and then there comes some lazy bum telling you that hygiene is overrated? Sure buddy go ahead but keep your distance you filthy fool.

Hygiene is a social construct...can't make that shit up

 

[GeorgPrime]

Nah I find idiots like him amusing. Like every normal human being on earth showers and then there comes some lazy bum telling you that hygiene is overrated? Sure buddy go ahead but keep your distance you filthy fool.

Hygiene is a social construct...can't make that shit up

The bathing culture of the romans showed their superiority and they were more healthy. Yes you can live without taking a shower of without taking a bath but thats means you will have the same health issues like the medieval times.

 

[JimboJones]

I get that people might be overdoing it with soap and harsh chemicals on skin these days and chemical company's aim is to us to buy more but Jesus...it doesn't mean you have to give up on them completely.

It was "socially constructed" yes but so is a lot of things, doesn't mean their bad.
Showering with hot clean water is a modern marvel and it's obviously popular because it is beneficial to hygine and it's honestly enjoyable, who doesn't like a nice hot shower? I guess that's my privilege talking though .

 

[GymWolf]

I get that people might be overdoing it with soap and harsh chemicals on skin these days and chemical company's aim is to us to buy more but Jesus...it doesn't mean you have to give up on them completely.

It was "socially constructed" yes but so is a lot of things, doesn't mean their bad.
Showering with hot clean water is a modern marvel and it's obviously popular because it is beneficial to hygine and it's honestly enjoyable, who doesn't like a nice hot shower?

 

[JimboJones]

Cold showers are good too during summer

Or if a cold bath is your thing

 

[West Texas CEO]

I remember this one time when I was a student and an enormous woman got onto the bus. She was five Ben Franklins easy.
The stench was unbelievable. A combination of ass, stank pussy and B.O.
Makes me want to throw up just remembering the smell.

Was she a Kardashian?

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

I went no-poo about 15 years ago, and life got better.

In fact I showered without anything other than water for quite a while. Can't imagine going without showers though, that just seems like gathering crap on your skin.

Now I shower with soap almost daily and shampoo maybe once every 2 weeks. Works fine. I don't have long hair though, I use the hair clippers about once a week.

 

[ValiantTraveler]

I thought this was the OP. Disappointed.

 

[Kamina]

The longest i made it was 3 days. I felt horrible. How does one survive that itching?

Since when are social constructs bad?

Since they decided genders are social constructs rather than natural development from a persons sex, and deemed that oppressive.

 

[Kadayi]

Albeit I can't use most shower gels due to sensitive skin I still make sure I wash the important parts with some Sanex zero in the shower. The guy sounds like he's probably 10 years away from turning into a hoarder.

 

[CrysisFreak]

I guess to some degree hygiene is a social construct.
Doesn't mean it's useless lmao.

 

[Michael Hawk]

Sometimes if I have bed head or I’m visibly dirty I’ll shower. Sometimes it’s a nice ritual to warm up in the shower on a cold day. That’s valuable too. When we’re connected all the time, it’s one of the few times people get to just stand and stare and their feet.

I knew there was no way he went five entire years without a single shower. I can understand only taking one shower a day, but never showering is not only absolutely disgusting, it's an unbelievably inconsiderate act that should be punishable by law.

 

[Husky]

One day in high school I heard some kids agreeing on a number. It was something like eight. I asked, hey, what's going on? Whatcha counting? I'm a curious cat. They told me they were seeing how many (school) days in a row this one kid wore the same shirt. He went like two weeks at least. It's possible he washed it over the weekends, but honestly, probably not. The guy was filthy. His white privilege could not save him from the disgust of his peers.

He was pretty alright to talk to, but he had a small number of awkwardly gross traits that are too hard to forget. Like his nosepicking. And eating. Without inhibition. I wonder if he's cleaned up.

 

[John2290]

Jesus, I hope he cleans his dick cheese at least.

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

I heard of showering with only water, which can work for a lot of people, but definitely not showering at all. That’s how you get skin infections. He’s going to fall down once and die

I don't think so. Warm water will help open up your pores to wash away oil but you still need to use soap.