I’m giving you $250 billion to buy any developer

I'm buying From Soft and bowing the fuck out and letting them do absolutely anything they want. Just to make sure no one else can buy them and fuck with them. Save the extra dough to make sure they've got carte blanche funding. Who am I to tell Miyazaki how much it should cost?
 
Digital Pictures, Titus, LJN ,Time Warner Interactive, Raya Systems, PF Magic, Mirage Technologies; Animation Magic, Fantasy Factory, United Pixtures, American Laser Games, Studio 3DO, Electric Dreams Inc, Gray Matter, Atari Games, HappySoft.... to bring back the fun! ;-)

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SNK, Sierra, AM2 and LucasFilm Games are great candidates in my opinion.
 
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Easy I'm buying Take Two Interactive
How to win Gamers hearts 🥰 with my easy 5 step program!

1. Buy Take 2.

2. Zelnick, You're fired!

3. Take company private, no more shareholders!

4. Get Dan Houser and the old crew back and let them creatively cook.

5. We're back to making great multi project games again not 13 year services and investment portfolios.
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Buying Nintendo, Bethesda, Blizzard, Capcom, and some minor ones.

Nintendo - and I'll just make the Legend of Zelda games back to the dark fantasy style of Majora Mask/Ocarina of Time/ Wii U tech demo instead of focusing on the ugly looking style of the current Zelda. And also the Mario Party but make it cool like Mario Party 3 again.

Bethesda - Elder Scrolls VI and Fallout 5 - just keep rotating between them and work on both at the same time and pump one out every 4 to 5 years.

Osidian - just focus on Fallout New Vegas 2 or another big budget Fallout game

Capcom - Just focus on making Resident Evil games so we'll get 1 each year at least.

Blizzard - focus on WoW, Warcraft 4, Starcraft 3, and Starcraft Ghost.

Insaomiac - just focus on Ratchet and Clank games.

Whatever companies are suppose to make the following below.

Deep Fear
System Shock 3
Timesplitters 4
Starcraft Ghost
Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart 2
 
Valve. I'm assuming we can only buy one dev, since you could buy out a huge chunk of the industry with 250b

Alternatively, Capcom. Id make them make MML3.
 
What developer are attractive to you right now, be very careful about lore, tradition and past games made we glamorize the past.

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Stable list of games, somehow mortal kombat doing better.
This option is so bad you could take financial advise from Phil Spencer or Yves Guillemot.I know, troll account, but I had a funny response and I wanted to use it.
 
Polyphony Digital.

1. Fire Kaz instantly
2. Remove coffee and wine from cafeteria and replace them with energy drinks
3. Instantly stop GT7 developement and leave it as it is.
4. Force heads to start GT8 project
5. Force them to prepare production plan for 1000 cars and timeframe.
6. Reduce quality of cars until you hit 4 year timeframe for those 1000 cars
7. Separate team will be headed out by gameplay programmers who won't be able to get out of building until they come up with 200 multi stage events covering everything from shitbox sunday racing to 24lm endurance racing to car golf.
8. If Buggati comes with their vision car show them the fucking door, we don't have time for fantasy cars
9. Not allow production of any super/hyper car until 800 shitboxes are in the game covering everything from 70s to 2020s
10. Go over single most sold car for each year and make sure they are in the game.
11. Each shitbox will have their own variants as well, so volkswagen golf FSI1.4, TDI1.9, R32 etc. but minimal bodywork associated with it, like a badge but not full every shitty detail.
12. Online team splits in two. One for pro racing and establishes car list for legalized racing ala GTsport/GT7 other team focuses on race weekends, car meets events etc. Each manufacturer for example will have their own car meets, track days etc. ala GT5 custom lobbies.
13. When game finally releases it will have 3 mods: Gran Turismo Mode (which has track days etc), Arcade for quick play and Online(competition racing)


Don't need bilions.
 
I'm buying Hello Games, Grinding Gear Games and Nine Dots Studios.
Then I gift them all their studios back with more money in their pocket, start my own studio and let Sean Murray, Jonathan Rogers, Mark Roberts and Guillaume Boucher-Vidal act as game designers in an advisory role for my own game, subcontract Kojima Productions and let Kojipro develop it (with the help of the teams I previously bought and then gifted back, they'd do it out of good will but will be paid of course) while Kojima injects ideas into my design team. Who writes? Don't know, maybe Joakim Mogren :)
 
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I'd buy Druckmann. We're remaking TLOU2 and doing it RIGHT bois. After that, he's retiring.

I'd also buy Kojima. We'll make Silent Hills. After that, he will never make anything that isn't tactical espionage ever again until the day he passes.
 
I buy From Software and order them to do a Bloodborne TRILOGY including a Bloodborne 1 remaster, with VR (optional) support.

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Alternate,

I recreate Visceral Games with all the Dead Space 1/2 original team members and order them to remaster all 3 and make a new trilogy, still with VR (optional) support.

Also I get back the original and true Isaac Clarke and all others characters from the original game, not the Orange piss Isaac and rainbow crew parody we got from "Dead Space Deep Shit Remake Woke Edition".

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BONUS if I have enough money: I will buy all physical remaining stock of Dead Space Joke Remake and pay NASA to send them directly into the sun and ask them to send me a video of the burn which I will forward to every single person who was working on this shit, then, I remove Dead Space Joke Remake from every single digital store from the world and delete all possible sources.
 
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I don't know I would buy any developer because I don't know the first thing about running it….if you don't how to run game compony you shouldn't buy them in the first place ( I'm looking at you Amazon)..

Even if I did I rather let make the games they want instead forcing to make the games I want.
 
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